#thank you kotohime for making these ships my personality

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shipping crackships is so funny because it either goes “in my au itachi is deeply hurt and misunderstood by those around him and all he needs is someone to believe in him and not look at him with fear in their eyes so when tsuruzo comes along he feels like his life finally has meaning and he can truly be loved so obviously he feels so betrayed when kaga comes in during their second year and tsuruzo falls for him and vice versa and he pushes tsuruzo away and he goes back to being hated by everyone and it’s even worse because they believe he is a bad person and fear him even more and literally nobody but tsuruzo even knows his first name and he bottles up so many emotions and ends up just spilling everything to tsuruzo one day who turns out has been bottling so much too because they cannot resist without one another and it’s even better when kaga comes into play because tsuruzo realizes he is polyamorous and dates both kaga and itachi and the two hate even the thought of each other but they get slowly accustomed with one another and they end up falling for each other too and they are such a beautiful, genuine and kind relationship and everything either of them have ever wished for” or “oh yeah i didn’t like the thought of riku x kokona because i hc kokona as a lesbian so when my friend said riku is dating daku in her au i was like yeah that’s good enough anyways now they are the main characters of a fic i’m writing and i love them” or even just “saw muja. saw kyoshi. saw they were idiots. made them kiss.”