#that means to go buy your shit and get out
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every retail customer die challenge
#hot tip! when an employee of a store tells you they close in 2 minutes#that means to go buy your shit and get out#frankly it means you should've bought your shit and got out like ten minutes ago#but at the bare minimum#it does NOT mean#CONTINUE SHOPPING AT YOUR LEISURE AND SLOWLY WALK TO THE FRONT WHILE STILL LOOKING AT PRODUCTS SEVERAL MINUTES AFTER THE STORE HAS CLOSED#OR WAIT IN A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING SEVERAL MINUTES AFTER CLOSE WITH ABOUT 30 FUCKING ITEMS#maim kill kill murder kill maim maim kill kill murder#one couple bought $300 worth of fake flowers and fall decorations that took me 20 minutes to ring up and they talked about me as if i wasnt#standing right fucking in front of me#another lady grabbed a pickup order and then when she realized some of her items weren't in stock#she asked me to double check and then 2 minutes before close started wandering around trying to find other options#four whole people formed a line at 9:01 and waited in line until i rang them all up#i want to hunt retail customers for sport#just as a little treat#im getting paid $10 to deal with pleasant people who think theyre so nice but clearly do not value other people's time#word vomit#keep
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