#just as a little treat

[thorne1435]

Y'know what? Fuck society.

Trans people have spent our entire lives being ashamed of our bodies. Why shouldn't we be a little slutty?

[gildedgb]

By the end of this event third place will still have them like this

[professional-sephiroth-scrungler]

Growing up is going from not really understanding Sephikura to “yeah they are so awful and horrible together but its great” and kicking my feet happily when Sephiroth is being a little freak towards cloud

[darby-rowe]

hi! (sorry for just moving into your inbox this weekend haha)

idk how you feel about audios but i thought that as tumblr’s resident piss girl you might enjoy this little treat that reminds me of coryo

😳👉👈 https://www.soundgasm.net/u/RaidynReborn/M4F-Picnic-Experiment-watersports-loving-bfe-public-outdoors-cream-pie

thank you for your time

cw piss, link leads to explicit sexual content | x

holy fuck holy fuck. when i tell u that i listened to this last night before going to bed and i LITERALLY SAT THERE WITH MY MOUTH AGAPE AND EYES CLOSED I WAS… TRUELY IN AWE.

this was so hot. like i felt a second heartbeat if u know what i MEAAANN. AND MY TUMMY WAS DOING A FULL TUMBLING ROUTINE LIKE????

now this just makes me want someone out there who can do a tom blyth impression to make coriolanus snow erotic audios. please god. i’ll do anything.

[jaybee2000]

Now that Percy Jackson is official renewed I get to pitch my Black Sails inspired brainrot.

So the first half of the second season of Black Sails has a flashback arc in London that explains Flint’s backstory. It’s extremely effective and has some of the best reveals and fascinating dynamics in the show. (Just ask any Black Sails fan about the fucking clock)

I propose that PJO season two use a similar flashback structure to explore how young Annabeth, Luke, and Thalia got to camp led by Grover.

Why?

Oh boy. Play The Tree on the Hill from the TLT musical because I want to be sad.

1 Grover is captured for most of the book and since satyrs age slower than demigods you can have more for Aryan to do. Give the goat screen time!

2 It establishes Thalia more concretely and adds stakes to the quest to save her tree. We care about her and don’t want her to die again. (And you can cast Thalia without giving away the reveal at the end of the book “she’s just there for flash backs 😜”)

3 It gives the opportunity to see Luke’s radicalization on screen. What happened to make him want to betray the gods and how might he yet be redeemed? This could be juicy especially if different characters are remembering at different times in the season. What did Luke see vs. Annabeth vs. Grover and how do they describe it to Percy?

4 Tiny Baby Annabeth and an explanation for her fear of Cyclopes. Might add a bit more tension to the quest for Cyclops island, am I right? Her relationship with Luke is also extremely important and seeing them interact pre-betrayal will help set up latter seasons (looking at you Titan’s Curse and Last Olympian)

5 I, personally, could point at the screen and say look they are doing Black Sails again! (Which I know you are capable of Steinberg and Shotz! I saw your 4.09 sword fight in PJO. I noticed. Nothing gets past me.)

[ascendingtostardust]

One thing about me is that I’m going to daydream about the members of greta van fleet no matter what situation I’m in throughout the day

[discreetwithabellyring]

someone powerful should get assassinated i think we need that

[funnilyshaped]

Me when my chronic illness makes me chronically ill :

[housewifebuck]

If Buck put me in a triangle choke I'd thank him

Yeah me too if I’m being honest

[hankandmonty]

Listen I have an aesthetic and it’s all about chaotic and unhinged potential

[cloudwhisper23]

Most bugs wouldn’t be strong enough to traverse the infectious caverns of Hallownest. That was what the old bug had said to him when he’d prepared for his travels down. The red-cloaked bug with the needle implied much the same. Although, there was one bug, aside from himself, that seemed very capable. Quirrel reflected on that, staring out at the City of Tears.

Quirrel shifted slightly. His experiences down here had been quite the tale so far. He regretted not bringing his own journal. Sometimes, his friend would stop to refer back to notes or a map, quickly writing something down. Quirrel kept his words to himself, of course. It wouldn’t do to take things from his new wandering friend. Especially with the way the little wanderer kept getting more battered-looking.

He’d encountered a shop keeper after arriving here, one who shared his interest in history and forgotten times. Lemm, the bug had said by way of introduction.

Quirrel showed Lemm the trinkets that the little wanderer had given him as gifts. A Hallownest Seal and an interesting piece of writing Quirrel had dubbed the Wanderer’s Journal. Lemm had been quite excited to see them, asking if Quirrel was selling.

“Ah, these were gifts from a close friend. I can’t bear to part with them,” Quirrel had said.

“Those relics are quite valuable. Perhaps they are more so to you, with the attachment you hold.” Lemm reluctantly bid Quirrel farewell, his eyes lingering as Quirrel put the relics back in his bag.

Quirrel knew his journey would take him deeper into Hallownest. He could still feel the original pull calling him here. But surely he could wait to see his friend again? Once more, just to reassure himself.

Quirrel tapped his foot impatiently. He’d last spoken to the little wanderer in the Mantis Village. Surely his friend hadn’t ignored his advice and gone to fight the Mantis Lords before coming to the city. The little wanderer wasn’t that foolish, were they?

Quirrel squirmed slightly on the bench. His friend was capable. If they believed they could fight the Mantis Lords right then, Quirrel had no place to stop them. Still, the prospect was starting to make Quirrel itch. Maybe he should’ve shown the little wanderer the way to the City of Tears. They could’ve just gotten sidetracked, or perhaps it was a case of getting lost, but Quirrel was beginning to fear the worst.

Just as he prepared to rise from the bench and return to Fog Canyon, a familiar footfall caught his attention. The soft, surefooted steps of the little wanderer. Quirrel’s shoulder’s sagged with relief, and he focused his gaze back outside the window. From the corner of his eye, he saw the sorry state of his friend’s cloak. Torn and battered, it looked more like thorns had attacked his friend than any Mantis. There were even new indents in the little wanderer’s mask.

“An unpleasant journey, friend?” Quirrel asked, turning to the wanderer.

His friend only looked up at him, not making a sound. Their nail didn’t seem any worse for wear, miraculously. The little wanderer looked at Quirrel, expectantly. Quirrel felt a faint smile growing on his face. Right, of course. He always shared stories about his adventures with his friend. Settling in, Quirrel started his tale.

He didn’t fail to notice when the wanderer’s head drooped to the side, nearly knocking them from the bench. A steady hand was enough to push them back upright as Quirrel continued to speak. When the tale was over, Quirrel leaned back to properly rest. His friend rarely stayed with him this long. Perhaps the journey was more unpleasant than they’d planned.

The little wanderer’s mask pressed into Quirrel’s side as they both rested for the journey ahead.

[wrenthemoralfander]

OK. I can explain.

I just think they’re all pretty cool.

The Deathslinger, Father Gascoigne, Ace Visconti, Vittorio Toscano, Heisenberg. 

Bonus, everyone deserves something nice:

Here you guys go. For you, as a treat.

[nightwingsaregoths]

I'm still mad that the Moon Rising graphic novel cut out the prologue with Farsight and Mastermind in it. Mike Holmes, let me see my faves!!

[adiluv]

Praying on time zones right now I hope it isn’t Christmas for you yet! If it is then I fear your secret santa gift may be just one day a bit late since my time is behind 👀

hello! and yes haha, in my timezone it's still very much 5 pm on christmas eve! although my giftee ꒰is that the word??꒱ doesn't know that i'm their santa, don't worry! will be sure to get it to you!

edit: WAIT WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS STAFF CHECKING IN OR SOMETHING HELP ME but yes my answer stands! my timing is also behind so do take your time!

[the-dead-sea-trilogy]

might fuck around might release the first chapter/preview of mother earth later

[oneapatheticwinter]

i am beginning to think that maybe direct action against the causes of the climate crisis may be a good thing, actually.

(for the fbi agents, this is a joke)