#that was hot though. very funzies. positive experience i would say dkjghsdf | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

vulpinesaint · 3 months

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yeah man my dnd character is doing great! beginning of last session he was miserable and stressed and fighting with his party members and thought his god hated him and his guts were literally falling out but by the end of last session. he was back on his feet, distinctly more gorgeous than he was before, body wiped clean of scars, well on his way to repairing his relationships with his party members, assured in his devotion to his god, and he was like. maybe a little less of an alcoholic even. did he have to die for this to happen! yes! does his blood run black like tar now! yeah! that's just hot boy shit though!

#faedren has been dying for like Weeks now it was probably time to just get it over with 😭#list of his horrible life-ending scars is no longer relevant cause he got a New Body basically.#list of times that he has Fully Fucking Died though. need to keep that one updated sdkjgdsf #i think that makes three times now? if i remember correctly #WAIT. FOUR ACTUALLY.#he saw the gates of elysium once after getting fucking Ruined during a battle in the first part of the campaign #had his whole chest cleaved open had to get welded back together with the brand of his goddess. so that's death number one #can't for the life of me remember but i'm fairly sure he died another time in the same kind of time span #where he didn't like. Get To The Afterlife but definitely was not alive for a second there #he died when xefros attacked him! again he didn't make it to fucking heaven but he died enough to get vampirified #(died by being bitten by a vampire)#and then they killed him on purpose for anti-vampire surgery. took his heart out and shit.#so thankful in my heart of hearts that he did not have to know what was going on during that process he would be so traumatized #don't worry baby boy go to sleep and go talk to the gods a little bit <3 wake up happier and healthier <3 #meanwhile his party members watching his organs be removed and his body be burnt to ashes and then his corpse be reanimated as a zombie #before he finally sits back up as himself #AND THEN GETS IMMEDIATELY JUMPED BY THEIR PARTY MEMBER AGAIN WHO GETS CLAWS INTO HIS HEART.#that was hot though. very funzies. positive experience i would say dkjghsdf #fucking insane sitting here vibrating waiting for next week to come around so i can have him talk to his little friends #faedren #valentine notes

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