#that way is usually over caffeinated 🤪

[wildemaven]

This shit is sexy as fuck ☕️

[rae-gar-targaryen]

It's me again 👋🏻 Yes, it's me. Again. Lol 😅 I got the chance to read your name (on that coffee cup) and this might be my longest ask yet. So get ready 🤪

1. You supposed it might have something to do with the fact that today, the weather gods had decided that it would be the one, annual rainy day, forcing commuters to seek shelter indoors from the "deluge" (but what you considered to be, at most, a decent sprinkle). Southern Californians were decidedly not built for the rain.

I am a SoCal Gal and I felt SEEN right off the bat. I love rainy weather but you will NOT catch me outside.

2. Except that today, it was more overstuffed than your favorite blue-velvet chair in your apartment. The queue of bodies waiting for their cups of caffeine and their matcha lattes causing the already-warm interior of the shop to fog the windows. 

GIRL! I LIVE for metaphors!! My comments and jokes are ALWAYS about things that are not literally applicable 🤣🤣 And fortunately I am a Matcha Latte hoe 😋 The beginning immediately made me laugh and I KNEW it was gonna be good 😏

3. It was Ken. In the perfect plastic flesh.

4. And, really, it was the fact that his torso was directly in your seated eyeline (and no other reason, you swear) that allowed you to notice (appreciate) that his already-rainwet and plastered shirt hugged his torso in such a way that allowed you to observe (appreciate) that you could see the outline of every. single. one. of his abdominal muscles, as though his shirt was made of flimsy tissue paper that might tear away beneath your touch.

5. "Uhhh." You were articulate, you swear. "Hi."

6. You groaned, teasingly, fucking your head into your arms, "Oh fuck, no. So just a civil servant who looks like a model. You can get the fuck outta here with that." You leaned across the table to teasingly shove one of his (ridiculously sculpted) shoulders, pleased at the feel of him beneath your fingertips.

THIS IS LITERALLY ME!! THE THOUGHT. PROCESS. THE INNER MONOLOGUE. THE UHHH. THE PHYSICAL FLIRTING. I AM READER. SHE IS ME. WE ARE ONE. 💜💜

7. "Teacher? Grading?" He nodded at your laptop, gem eyes flitting over the fading, curled stickers slapped onto the back.

Tell me why I pictured Jake looking at her with heart eyes 😍 and leaning his head on his hand. Like, if he had longer hair he'd definitely be twirling it 😏

8. obfuscation

I liked that I learned a new word for the day.

You keep tagging me in these stories and I will keep reading, reblogging, and sending asks. ❤️

Hahahahah I'm SO glad you resonated with this reader character. I never get tired of your asks, i swear -- this SUSTAINS me. Our SoCal girl who doesn't want to go out in the rain!

I love a good metaphor (obviously), so I'm glad this was a fun little read in that way -- I'm never going to NOT overstuff my fics with my usual abuse of simile and metaphor. It's just my brand at this point. If everyone took a shot every time I used alliteration, we'd all be in trouble.

Jake really does have the heart eyes for her -- I'm envisioning their dinner date where she reveals she writes erotica and he's like "I can help with that, if you need inspiration."

Also, welcome to the word "obfuscate." That's just my obnoxious lawyer brain leaking into my funtime writing. I had a boss who would cut my sentences apart with a fucking machete and tell me to "eschew obfuscation," which was just his obnoxious way of telling me to write more directly and clearly. Too bad for him I love to obfuscate. And I love the word obfuscation.

As always, my angel, thank you for reading. You make my day every time. <3

[neo-shitty]

"ikaw lang kung saan ka mas masaya?" kay toge 😩😝😂😋🤪😚😇😙😜🥰😍😘😗😏😫😭😂😋 ghost anon, jeje era

no longer human is dazai s ability, correct? ooohhh interesting 👀 HMMM if i don t forget, im adding that to my reading list. kaso, i haven t finished harry potter pa pala 😭

thanks for the concern! i don t think it s anything serious naman dito. there were times sa madaling araw na tunog alon sa dagat yung ulan pero it happened for a short time lang naman. it disappeared as quickly as it came. what about sa inyo? there were parts na ang lala daw ng consequences nung bagyo e, hopefully okay lang din sa inyo. stay safe pa din tho ! and sb girl k b?? i personally like coffee than milktea e HAHAHAHA unless it s from coco, i get a really bad tummy ache when i drink milktea 💀 like ayaw lang talaga maki banding ng tyan ko sa kaniya :<<<

i crammed an english essay kanina 💀 buti na lang i researched dati pa. i just needed to put it into words ✨ i checked the deadline like once noon, and nagulat na lang ako that it was 14 instead of 24 😭 luckily, i checked the deadline lists kaninang umaga HUHU other than that the usual lang lol AY PATI, IDK SKL pero we ordered food from this resto for the first time and ang sarap nung pasta and pizza 😋 i ate like 2 hours ago pero ramdam ko pa din yung busog galing sa kinain ko. ganon ka sarap 😎 it was called GUDO i think. how bout you? may nangyari ba 👀

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t0g3 lhUNg sUhpuht nuh 😙🤔🤩🥱😌😍🥰😋

what a way to start an ask answer. i believe i wasn't able to reply yesterday...? i'm sorry i got carried away by the book i was reading.

i can just imagine how long it would take to finish harry potter :D the two percy jackson series' took me over a year so i can just imagine na magoone year din hp sa'kin. what book are you on?

it was just rainy for a good portion of last week but i think it was bc of the other two low pressure areas. the recent one wasn't felt at all. yeah, the flooding was so bad :((

funnily enough, i've only been to starbucks once HAHAH coffee and milktea AAAA either drink makes my system go haywire e.e coffee bc of the caffeine and milktea bc of the sugar. and either drink makes my stomache go brr.

thank you for mentioning an essay i need to work on one today hahah PASTA AND PIZZA :((( dude i've been craving as well and my bestfren who moved to italy keeps flexing how pasta is not limited to special occasions there. i'm vv envious. i'm glad you had a great meal!

i've been reading a lot lately. three straight days of reading a book per day. i'm not sure if i'll be able to finish the book i'm reading today tho bc i have a fic to write. other than that, nothing much has happened. how about you? how was your day?