#that’s gonna be a new tag on this blog cause Logan’s fucking awesome

[richie-shitlips]

Hey y’all, my friend Logan was banned by his mom from using tumblr so I’m posting some incorrect quotes they made:

A: where do you get another duck?

B: we don't. It's just a good actor. Do you really think I get a new duck and kill it every night?

A: I didn't know ducks could act!

B: this one can

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A: Do you want to watch a musical?? Play in traffic?? I mean, you can do whatever you want now.

B: I want to chop my fucking tits off.

A: B, I only have five dollars.

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A: they thought I was the spawn of Satan

B: oh no, that's me

A: they incorrectly thought i was the spawn of Satan

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A: I’d be straight for Jesus *processes*

A: *jumps out of a window*

Literally everyone: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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A: Why are you like this

B: it’s the religious trauma :)

Beat

B: OH DO YOU HAVE IT TOO