#that’s what wwx was dealing with throughout their first date

[mew-oconnor]

i’m in the mood for some messy disaster relationships, so...xuanxian?

this is less an emotional messy disaster relationship and more a “one person has rampant untreated adhd and the other grew up too rich to function” messy disaster relationship but i hope you still like it anon

falls asleep on the couch: wei wuxian collapses there face down ass UP after two all-nighters in a row. jin zixuan takes pics and posts them. the responses:

jc: “dfdjkshkdjdb what a mess” and then two seconds later “if you don’t make sure he gets a full eight hours i WILL come break your legs”

nhs: “lmao slap those asscheeks like bongos”

jyl: “oh good! you managed to get a-xian to sleep! i’m proud of you both 🥰🥰”

lwj: “That sleeping position will cause a backache. Carry him to bed.”

mianmian: “congrats on the hatesex you’re gonna have when he finds out you posted this”

jgy: *screenshots for future use*

makes friends with the neighbors: wei wuxian doesn’t exactly make friends with the neighbors so much as he sends a metaphorical freight train crashing through their quiet lives that half of the time makes him their favorite person and the other half of the time results in jin zixuan needing to make apology rounds. at least they’re not in an apartment anymore, so the explosions are slightly less neighbor-disturbing

is the adventurous eater: wei wuxian would eat glass if it was a) for science or b) had enough chili oil on it

hogs the covers at night: when he actually sleeps, wei wuxian hogs the covers, but it’s okay bc he also hogs the boyfriend. he’s a serial cuddler. jin zixuan cannot escape the tangle of blankets and limbs

forgets to do the dishes: wei wuxian never remembers to do dishes, but it’s okay, bc he isn’t allowed to cook either after he made himself extremely spicy food and then kissed his boyfriend one too many times. jin zixuan isn’t great at remembering the dishes either, bc he’s still adjusting to actually having to do dishes himself, but he never lets more than a day’s worth of dishes accumulate before remembering

tries to surprise their partner more often: if you count the inventions gone wrong, then wei wuxian is surprising jin zixuan on a daily basis. if you don’t count the explosions, then... well, he’s still surprising jin zixuan on a daily basis, but with PDA instead

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: wei wuxian would leave not only dirty laundry but also clean laundry on the floor. jin zixuan makes sure it doesn’t stay there. the closets are his domain

stays up til 2 AM reading: wei wuxian stays up WELL past 2 am focusing on his inventing and his latest hyperfixations. sometimes these involve reading! when he crawls into bed between 4 and 5 am (on the nights he remembers to sleep), he always makes sure to stick his cold feet up against jin zixuan’s legs

sings in the shower: wei wuxian belts out meme songs at the top of his lungs in the shower at 4 am (and when this inevitably wakes jin zixuan up and he stumbles groggily into the bathroom, wei wuxian drags him into the shower with him)

takes the selfies: wei wuxian is always taking selfies of them. he only bothers to tell jin zixuan that the camera’s open about half the time. he sends the funny candids to his siblings and keeps the cute candids to himself

plans date night: they don’t “plan” date nights. date nights are something that happens organically, spontaneously, and can range all the way from cuddling on the couch while they look at their respective phones after a long hard day of working in the garden... to dropping by the fanciest restaurant in town without a reservation and still getting a private room (even though wei wuxian is extremely underdressed) bc the restaurant doesn’t dare turn away a jin