#thats a thing my dad does modern au jake sully wouldn't do: my dad watches disney vloggers on out tv in the living room

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Thinking about how I’ve been to Pandora in Disney three times and all of them were before I cared about Avatar. Is this not the biggest crime? There’s pictures of my ass there loving how cool everything is all lit up, riding fucking Flight of Passage without any understanding at all of what was going on just “ooh, fun, we’re on a dragon!” 

The last time I was there was last fucking summer. I was there for ten days. I didn’t even go on the Na’vi River Ride (I had been before but not for years) once because I wanted to ride Everest again and I didn’t fEEL LIKE WALKING BACK. I cry looking at my pictures of me eating at Satu’li Canteen simply not appreciating how fucking cool it is. I DIDN’T EVEN GET A DRINK AT PONGU PONGU BECAUSE I WAS SAVING MY ALCOHOLIC DRINK FOR THE DAY FOR BLUE MILK AT GALAXY’S EDGE (which tbh I did enjoy immensely bc I also love Star Wars) BUT STILL. Next time I go I’m gonna be foaming at the mouth my family are all gonna avoid me like the plague dude.