#the THEATRICS!! THE PERFORMANCE I PUT ON WITH THAT MII MUSIC!!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

z0mbiefrank · 2 years

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you guys i just got back from the drag show and oh my GOD!! the host queen asked the dj for "elevator music" so she could welcome each queen on stage for final applause. but the dj wasn't responding, so i say "i can sing the mii music??!!" as a JOKE. AND SHE SAYS OKAY!!! AND GOES BACKSTAGE TO GET ME A MICROPHONE

SO I END UP SINGING THE MII MUSIC IN FRONT OF THE STAGE WITH THE ENTIRE VENUE WATCHING, EVERYONE IS LOSING IT, INCLUDING THE HOST WHILST ALL THE OTHER QUEENS COME BACK OUT, ONE BY ONE, LIKE....???? WHO IS THIS DYKE PERFORMING THE MII MUSIC??

#it was so funny oh my GOD #WHAT WAS I DOING LMAO #i got some cheesy chips on the way home so im more sober now #but my sister got part of it on video and my GOD #i am singing for my LIFE #the THEATRICS!! THE PERFORMANCE I PUT ON WITH THAT MII MUSIC!!!!#i got to shout out the lesbians in the room before i started singing and all the lesbians in the crowd screamed back it was so fun #also at the end they did one quick final appaud #and i got NAMED LAST!!!#SO THE VENUE CHEERED ME AND I GOT TO TAKE A BOW TOO #this is such a 'and then everybody clapped' story lmao #anyways great night #please support your local drag shows they are so fun #and full of absolute baffoonery like this #z0mbie thoughts

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