#it was so funny oh my GOD

[bottledkriegmen]

stemmed from a joke @calcyum made last night that im still thinking about

[z0mbiefrank]

you guys i just got back from the drag show and oh my GOD!! the host queen asked the dj for "elevator music" so she could welcome each queen on stage for final applause. but the dj wasn't responding, so i say "i can sing the mii music??!!" as a JOKE. AND SHE SAYS OKAY!!! AND GOES BACKSTAGE TO GET ME A MICROPHONE

SO I END UP SINGING THE MII MUSIC IN FRONT OF THE STAGE WITH THE ENTIRE VENUE WATCHING, EVERYONE IS LOSING IT, INCLUDING THE HOST WHILST ALL THE OTHER QUEENS COME BACK OUT, ONE BY ONE, LIKE....???? WHO IS THIS DYKE PERFORMING THE MII MUSIC??

[mushramoo]

I am losing it

[just-a-cup-of-anxietea]

“They’re eating the dogs in Springfield!!”

“There are no credible reports of that”

“I’ve seen people on television saying it”

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[socvincjpeg]

The book of bill website is open and typing in breakup/divorce gets you..

bro...

[heyitsphoenixx]

of course brennan’s vip ep was an art house film about the metaphor of the self through the lens of false dream logic and time loops delivered by a wild man from the woods who is also a physicist from Newfoundland who carries around rocks in a briefcase that he has to hatch and doesn’t know the word alligator but does know the words centrifugal force and is afraid of bowls. of course.

[ministarfruit]

stardew valley marriage candidates

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

☠️☠️☠️

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal Friend Behaviour.

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[christadeguchi]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[heph]

Wilson is constantly in a state of mild rage (because of House) in this show 🤔

[figmentof]

Pedro fighting for his life in the span of 10 seconds after being asked a serious question

[evermorepeyton]

god i absolutely love the idea of dan and phil being exes because that’s fucking insane like imagine buying a house with your ex like sure go ahead but who the fuck else is going to ever want to have a serious relationship with you bro?

like imagine you meet either of them and you go on a couple of dates and you like them a lot, and then you go to their house and there’s another random tall man living in it. you ask ummm who is this? “oh yeah that’s my ex, but he’s also my best friend, my soulmate, my ranch metaphor, my coworker, we’ve built a community on the internet really, and our names are so attached i can’t really stay away from him so we’ve bought this house and designed it to be half him half me because we have no intention to ever sell it so yeah…. we can still be together but i hope you know im still going to have to live here so that we can play the sims together and have our gay sims get married and have sex dressed as a peach and a hotdog in a public closet.”

you leave their house you go that was weird, you ghost them forever.

[nibbelraz]

Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author