#the amount of fics I've read where they're all like 'inej runs off for months/years without talking to kaz *at all*....

[fantastic-nonsense]

reading some of y'all's post-Crooked Kingdom fanfics and headcanons like "did I just imagine Kaz and Inej flat-out promising each other to take on the slave trade and half of Ketterdam together, both on land and at sea?" and then I went back and re-read the last chapter and nope, some people just apparently enjoy making canon even angstier than it already is