#the amount of times they're suddenly accelerated a boat and either have or have almost lost someone
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#The Meg is literally such a bad movie#this feels like one of those movies there deliberately bad.#must have been fun to write though. a bunch of writers going “oh my god imagine” and then deliberately adding awful tropes#watching it hurts though#as long as they don't invalidate and damsel the woman like fast and furious always does I won't complain too much#nvm they immediately damsel her#also. what's up with insisting showing Jason Statham's feet#Also. there's absolutely zero line safety on that stupid boat.#they did a fun job with the kid though. she has a lot of fun lines and says them pretty well#the amount of times they're suddenly accelerated a boat and either have or have almost lost someone#like. bro you accelerate suddenly and nobody is strapped in or anything. but dumb#wait nvm she didn't really get damseled and she's got a good ability to stand up on her own. and he's not as awful as Vin Deisel usually is#boooo. heroic self sacrifice is boring as hell#he won't really die of course. probably#he didn't even sort of maybe die. eh.#honestly? charming. would be fun to watch with a friend.
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