#the automated SMS confirming my registration got a ‘ye thands I god a concasson’

[dustystripe]

Not a college story but I got a concussion while attempting to grab my ID so I could register to vote, I succeeded to register but my friends got a few interested messages about 30 minutes later while (and after) help arrived lmao. (Ignore my user in the first one, that’s unrelated) Here’s two of them, both to different friends:

Also, the culprit. I got hit in the head with a suitcase.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.