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#the bikini top is bc haku doesnt like having to kill people to break zabuza out of jail for indecent exposure
orionangeline · 2 years
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Woman Zabuza
Nothing changes
Not the hair not the voice not the muscles
But! Does wear a cow print bikini top. a TINY one
That's it that's the difference
On a mission:
*gruff voice* yeah I'm wearing a bra, I'm a woman, dipshit
*scared guy voice* is. Isn't that a bikini top?...?
*soft gentle nice voice* (kills him with his needles kills him with his knife kills him with violence kills him with ice kills h-)
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