pinky and the brain - s1e5a: where no mouse has gone before
the blood test went okay! i’m still fucking exhausted but i’m pulling through. hopefully when the results come through it’ll be something tame yet treatable.
episode summary: upon learning of a human plot to communicate with aliens from a nearby planet, brain attempts to convince them that he is earth’s leader.
the rundown:
the mice are floating around.
did i need to cap all of those images? no. i probably only needed the last one, honestly. was it funnier? absolutely. so that’s what y’all get.
brain is upside down now.
“look, brain!” cries pinky. “i’m experiencing total weightlessness!”
bonk.
they’re in an anti gravity chamber, for reasons that have not been elaborated upon. they just sort of merrily bump into each other in there until someone lets them out.
bonk.
bonk.
ow. if pinky could die, that would probably be it for his spine. brain looks more like his alarm has just gone off and he really doesn’t want to get up, but god damn it, he has a 9am on tuesdays.
gromp.
“these experiments are degrading.”
“narf! i think they’re fun, brain! i can’t wait for the next ride!”
“that is because you have no dignity.”
but it’s okay. this man in terrifying sunglasses has come to rescue the boys. air mice nyoom is over.
as he takes them back to wherever, brain spots something of interest.
IT’S A DVD. HOW ANTIQUATED. but no, he’s more concerned about whatever it is this dude is polishing.
“did you see that plaque, pinky?” brain asks, and then does... this. for some reason. i don’t know. maybe i paused at a weird time. this is, uh, not a good moment, brain. there are people here.
“poit. he really ought to floss more often.”
this, at the very least, is enough to get brain to stick his ass out slightly less, and as they get lowered into fun little chairs,
he explains to pinky that the plaque "displays representations of man, woman, and the rudiments of earth’s most sophisticated science.”
see! there are the sciences right there. all sciences can be narrowed down to a bunch of dots and pi.
so then they get put in the promare spinny machine for their crimes.
sunglasses man leaves. he has done his duty for bill and country.
completely unbothered by the prospect of fueling the promepolis warp drive, brain explains to pinky that said plaque is being “sent on a probe to the outermost extremities of the galaxy, along with a disk showing earth’s arts and music.” unfortunately, this show is set in the 90s, so it’s a miracle this episode actually happened and the aliens didn’t just listen to a couple seconds of bjork and then decide to call the whole thing off.
meanwhile, the scientist turns the spinny mode up a bit.
“if the aliens look upon it, they will learn everything they need to know about the dominant species on earth!”
“naaarf. too bad there isn’t a picture of you on there, brain!”
“exactly,” says brain, who can somehow still manage a coherent sentence. “are you pondering what i’m pondering?”
“i think so, brain! but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby!”
awful. brain somehow manages to convey that if he puts a picture of himself on the plaque, then the aliens will recognise him as earth’s leader.
unfortunately, most of his lower half appears to be significantly broken, so he may need some assistance.
the episode cuts straight from spinny machine to the next scene, so i’m not entirely sure how long afterwards it takes place. i assume at the very least they both had a nap first, but anyway, now the mice are here and significantly less broken, and brain is standing in front of an engraving of himself and saying voila.
“voila.”
not only has he carved himself into the plaque, he’s also carved the human figures out entirely. impressive stuff, considering that tool is bigger than him.
pinky thinks it’s marvellous!
“but who is it?”
bonk.
it gets worse. brain explains that he has “slightly altered the great art masterpieces” to enhance his own importance as earth’s leader.
slightly.
“oh, this is my favourite one, brain!”
“......how did that get in there.”
undeterred, brain switches over to some samples of The World’s Great Works Of Classical Music.
BRAIN’S THE LEADEEEEEEEEEEER BRAIN’S THE LEAAAADEEEEER
he’s even included some examples of america’s contribution to the fine arts!
ROCK. AND ROLL.
A WOP BOP A LOO BOP A LOP BAM BRAIN. let it be known that little richard was actually white and dubiously canadian.
/s
anyway brain wants them to swap his disk and plaque with the real disk and plaque, so they set off to do that.
“but brain, what about ballet? aren’t you going to give them a sample of the ballet?”
“the aliens aren’t going to care about ballet, pinky.”
or perhaps he was just too embarrassed to edit his face onto the ballets russe. it’s okay brain. we love you even if your short legs make your sissones lackluster.
time for Big Rocket.
they’re stopped at the gates, of course.
fear not! it’s only famous jet propulsion scientist wernher von brain from the braun institute in baun.
and wernher von pinky!!! from the mink institute in pink!!!
brain looks at pinky like he’s just said something stupid, and chooses to ignore the fact that wernher van braun had been dead twenty years before this cartoon takes place. very smart, brain. much genius.
still, it works on this guy.
“from now on, pinky, whatever anyone asks you, just say ‘ja’ or ‘nein’.”
BUT NEVER MIND THAT.
IT’S TIME FOR BIG ROCKET.
brain screws his custom Mouse Plaque onto the base of the rocket. he also sticks his ass out again as he does it, because he is clearly having one of those days.
pinky watches as the countdown progresses slowly, from ten-nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-stand by for emission.
“did you hear the countdown, pinky?”
“ja!”
“what number are they down to?”
“nien!”
“nine???”
“ja!”
“excellent, plenty of time.”
<does a gay little run into the distance>
(he did not, in fact, have plenty of time.)
“didn’t you tell me they were down to nine, pinky?”
“ja! nien! poit!”
there’s your answer, i guess.
but it’s fine! brain’s picture is on the rocket, as well as his cultural erasure of little richard, so surely nothing can go wrong now!
look at it nyooming around in space. how cute.
conclusion:
ALIENS LAND ON EARTH.
news man witters on about this being the GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD as various politicians and news organisations congregate to say hi to the aliens. they are from firnobulax, and they want to meet earth’s leader!
here they come now!
squelch.
the aliens politely request to be taken to earth’s leader.
“he means me,” says bill, wriggling himself to the front of the line. “i can feel his pain.”
):
the other world leaders don’t seem too sure about this.
including... this guy. who is definitely supposed to be british (”oh, really, old chap, i think he means me”) but i. definitely do not recognise him. who are you??? what did you do to the queen??????? give liz back right now you bureaucrat, or the entirety of england will throw hands.
the aliens care not for this.
so they kind of explode everyone in the venue, as you do.
the politicians watch in horror as the aliens fly right past them, to this innocent looking soap box right at the back.
the inhabitants of which came prepared. very cute.
“you are the earth creature known as. brain?”
“yes!”
“i am the leader of this planet!! ruler of all i survey!!!!!”
good for you! (:
“narf. and he really isn’t just a laboratory mouse trying to take over the world.”
brain will handle this from here, thank you.
the aliens are satisfied, at least. they give pinky a little pat on the head for all his narfs (he speaks excellent firnobulax, don’t you know, narf poit egad) and take the mice away to CELEBRATE THEIR GLORY.
it doesn’t look very comfortable, but neither of them seem to mind.
“at last, pinky! we are finally appreciated!”
“what does it feel like..........”
anyway, the spaceship full of mice flies away. brain regails the firnobulaxians with tales of how he invented electricity.
“but brain. wasn’t that ben franklin?”
bonk.
brain realises mid bonk that this probably looks very suspicious, so he convinces the aliens that this is a gesture of respect on earth.
it goes about as well as one would think it would.
“you mean all those years, you were just showing me respect! i’m touched!”
“yes, you certainly are.”
luckily, they make it back to firnobulax without too much trouble.
there’s a parade and everything. the crowd cheers “narf! poit! brain!” as they’re carried through the street, which is probably a sequence of words that brain is very used to hearing.
i don’t know what these things are, but they’re scary.
they make it to brain’s “domicile” soon enough, which is a big fancy room with a chair in it.
there’s only one chair, which is sad, but hopefully that can be mitigated. brain settles himself down triumphantly.
“from now on, pinky,” he says, “everything will be different.”
which is a good time for bars to fall down over one of the windows.
donk.
the mice look on, horrified,
as it continues around the rest of the room.
and the door, too, for good measure.
“egad, brain!” cries pinky. “they’ve locked us in!”
“yes, pinky.”
“yes.”
awww. ):
as pinky attempts to break the bars, brain wanders off back to his little chair, incredibly despondantly.
he has to prepare for tomorrow night.
“why, brain? what are we going to do tomorrow night?”
“same thing we do every night, pinky. try to take over firnobulax.”
hmmmmm.
man. i just. the plan actually worked, is the thing. it did exactly what brain intended it to. and how could he have known that firnobulax wanted to kidnap the leader of earth for scientific purposes? maybe if they’d been upfront with their intent, we would have had an excuse to send some dictators into space. go figure.
but never mind.
brain: 6
pinky: 7
outside influence: 13
“ooooo, i don’t know, brain. i once saw a group of japanese tourists absolutely melt at the final scene of giselle.”
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