#the citadel tmnt au

[h4z4rd0ou5]

hmm wonder where he could be 👁️👁️

[this-basic-witch]

Which fan fic should I write?

Nanowrimo is days away but I really don’t want to get back to the novel I’m supposed to be finishing. So...procratination fan fic time! But, I can’t decide what to write:

1. Dragon Age Inquisition: Bart Trevelyan thought he was done with The Chantry after being kicked out of Templar training seven years ago for...reasons. Until his mercenary company is hired to play bodyguards at The Conclave. Ariel Lavellan is the First of Clan Lavellan, but she seems more interested in digging around ruins and hoarding various junk human travellers leave behind than the duties of a Keeper. When she’s sent to spy on the mage-templar negotiations she jumps at the chance to glimpse the human world for herself. Neither are meant to be leaders, yet that is exactly what they must become when they emerge from the rumble with the answer to Thedas’s salvation burned into their hands...

So yeah, this would be a story with 2 Inquisitors with the power of the mark split between them so they have to work to together to seal rifts. Oh, and Adaar will show up as Bart’s merc boss and become the glamazon girlfriend Blackwall always wanted. Also, Trevelyan/Cassandra and Lavellan/Solas action (or they could end up with each other who knows haven’t planned that far ahead).

2. Dragon Age 2 Modern AU: For years now barman Varric has been scrapping pennies to try to buy The Hanged Man from its absentee owner and finally run it the way he wants. Lin Hawke is a wannabe comedian/musician/ ‘I don’t know it’s like...Flight of the Condors...sorta’ trying to turn her past as a Blight veteran and Feralden refuge into something more funny than painful. After seeing her perform on The Hanged Man’s open mic night Varric ropes her into his latest get rich quick scheme with the promise of becoming her manager and giving her top billing every night when he owns the place. But another regular, a mysterious must-probably-a-con-woman known to patrons only as Isabela, threatens to put a spanner in the works when her troubles follow back to the bar...

This’ll start out as an off-beat romantic comedy with Hawke/Isabela as the main ship, evolving into a crime drama as the events of the game play out in some kind of modern equivalent. I have not idea if I can write the jokes/songs that’ll be needed for Lin’s performances, but I do love her character and this AU version of her.

3. Mass Effect: The only joy Marlene Shepard got out of life after her father died in the First Contact War and her mother uprooted them from Texas to take a job on the Citadel was joyriding in rich people’s cars, throwing empty beer cans off high places, and telling C-Sec where to shove it. Especially some stick-up-his ass Turian rookie, who seemed to make it his personal mission to put an end to her D-Grade delinquency. 14 years, a stint in military school, and one weird run-in with a Prothean beacon later, Marlene’s path crosses with the now more experienced and jaded Officer Varkarian once again. Can they put their past aside long enough to help each other, or is that past just the connection they need to get through all that is to come?

So yeah, a Shakarian fic with a chapter or two set before the events of the game and following the canon after that (except maybe at the very end cause you know why).

4. TMNT 2003: Galaphenia had been fascinated by Earth ever since her people discovered a decades-old probe sent out by the planet with videoes of all the wonderful music and art humanity had created. But it all seemed like a fantasy world to her, especially after the harsh realities of having to flee her own planet when The Federation invaded to some backwater system, losing all her family except her older sister in the process. That is until four strange green teens showed up claiming to be from that legendary place. She and her sister agree to use the skills that helped them escape The Federation the help the brothers do the same on the condition they get to come back home with them. But when Gal arrives there, without the last of her family, she’s met by an Earth that is nothing like those visions of the past, a place that is not ready to meet an alien like her. Instead, she must live in a world of shadows beneath it all with the mutants that bought her there, and things don’t any easier when she finds herself being drawn closer to their leader...

Yeah...I’m gonna be honest here, this one is more me trying to appease the 12-year-old me after I nostalgically binge-watched my favourite show last month than anything else. I’m pretty content keeping this one to myself but who knows, there must be some reason this idea has rattled around in my brain for 10 years, and there’s an audience for everything. Anyway, it’ll pick up at the start of the Turtles In Space arch from the second series and follow the main storylines from there with that shoehorned canon character/OC melodrama we love.

Do any of these sound not horrible?

[theherocomplex]

First Lines Meme!

The wonderful @yourlocalpriestess tagged me -- thank you! -- to post the first lines of my last ten fics. Off we go! 

No Diamonds Could Shine So: Torture, Fenris realizes, does not always have to involve pain. (Dragon Age 2, FenHawke, Hawke wears an awesome dress and Fenris throws caution to the wind)

A Lesson in Drowning: It is well past midnight and the wicks have nearly dropped into the wax when someone knocks on Orsino's door. (Dragon Age 2, FenHawke, eldritch sea abominations galore)

He Stands In The Midst Of Nations: Sea breeze or not, Carver still sweats under his armor. (Dragon Age 2, Carver Hawke)

Journey of the Featherless: Marginalia (ficlets for Gemma Ryder): Gemma can't help being a morning person. (Mass Effect: Andromeda, Sis!Ryder/Jaal)

By Arrangement: Donnie reminds himself to blink, and to breathe, and to smile -- the gentle smile he practiced in his mirror for a solid month -- when April appears in the doorway of the chapel. (TMNT 2012, Apritello, arranged marriage AU)

After Party: Shepard could walk her cabin blindfolded and not graze an elbow, but she managed to bruise both shins and a kneecap by the time she and Garrus reached the door of the master bedroom. (Mass Effect, Shakarian, post-Citadel party)

My Heart’s Still Beating, Guess I’m Pretty Lucky: It's impossible for Jaal to say when he loves Ryder most, but he knows he loves her best at night, when the Pathfinder blurs and softens into the woman — impossibly lovely, impossibly dear — who dreamed in his arms on Aya. (Mass Effect: Andromeda, Sis!Ryder/Jaal, smutty smut smut)

A Doctor’s Log: Our young Pathfinder certainly has a talent for finding — well, talent, in the most unusual places. (Mass Effect: Andromeda, Lexi T’Perro)

Ghost: The morning Garrus lost his mind, he woke up to find Shepard sitting next to him. (Mass Effect, Shakarian, supernatural AU)

Gates of Summer: "Your city smells like filth," Usagi says. (TMNT 2012, Apritello/Rasey/incipient Leosagi/past-and-truly-fucked-up Leorai/past Capril, supernatural AU with my bro, the White Boar)

Thoughts: I need to write more! 

I tag (only if you want!): @servantofclio, @thievinghippo, @skogrr, @meggannn, @thunderheadfred, @dearophelia, @faejilly, @ferociousqueak, @rannadylin, and @sasskarian! 

[h4z4rd0ou5]

i have an idea >:)

[h4z4rd0ou5]

hey, don’t mind me, just working, working hard so i can please you (justin bieber rizz)

anyways i’m working on my silly au comic and like mikey slowly losing quality is so funny to me 😭

lmfaooo