#the closeted ASMRtist 💀💀

[rinajjbp]

The boys and their thoughts on ASMR:

Pony: You already know he’s falling asleep to somebody whispering the entirety of Gone With The Wind. In several parts.

Soda: Hell yeah brother. Give him a good role playing ASMR to fall asleep to. Y’know the ones that make you feel like you’re at a Japanese spa? Or an 80s hair salon? Or the girl in the back of the class doing your makeup??? Yeaaahhh.

Johnny: Idk, he’d think it’s kinda weird—but wait the inaudible whispering is kinda…💤😴 —aaand he’s out.

Two-Bit: Oh, he fucks with mukbangs.

Darry: N.o. No, don’t even get him to try and listen to that lady eating a giant pickle, Two-Bit. Soda, if he wanted to fall asleep in a hair salon he’d just go to one…

Steve: Teases the rest of the gang for liking it, calling it weird, saying Two-Bit’s a freak for liking mukbangs (he secretly likes all of that shit, he even dabbles in making his own videos).

Dallas: Hell—to the fuck—no. Evil. Like nails on a chalk board to him. Hates the fuckin tappin. Hates the fuck ass whisperin. Hates the the weird ass prompts and role playing. Whatever happened to just white noise? What the FUCK is that fucking slurping noise coming from the phone TWO-BIT???