#the entirety of hol wakes up from a high pitched and frankly terrifying scream at 3 in the morning

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at least once asmo sends everyone in the family a framed photo of his butt. Though its done in such a way you can't tell what it is at a glance.

Lmaoo. The first thing that popped into my head was this one scene from a show called 2 Broke Girls where one of the leads (Max) sits on a photocopy machine and prints out a 100 copies of her butt.

Asmo's totally done that. It started randomly when he was trying out camera angles in front of his mirror for fun and then boom, perfect butt picture. He's in absolute awe. Could his perfect ass look any more perfect!!?

He sends framed pictures of it to all of his brothers. Reactions vary from pretending they got no such gift, having no clue what the picture meant, and absolutely blowing in his face with anger. He's not discouraged though. His brothers may not have an appreciation for beauty, but he knew the real masterpiece his butt was.

Second time he hires a skilled painter and asks them to try and replicate "this fine ass." And on and on it goes, for an eternity and a half. Charcoal, acrylic, oil, quilling, nail polish, everything. He's got a nice butt. People should be able to appreciate it!

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