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diltonsstrangescience · 9 months ago

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I genuinely was not expecting the “fake doubles get destroyed” thing to actually be a running joke like this. Yet here we are. Third time and counting.

First it was one fake spy getting hit on the head. Then it was two fake spies getting disintegrated by a mailbox. Now we have three fake spies and one fake car getting blown up by a robot cow! It’s just going to get more elaborate from here! How are they going to top three doubles plus a car? An entire duplicate building of P.O.P. headquarters?

Also I love the implication that C.R.U.S.H. has used other robot cows full of explosives in the past. Like this is one of their default plans.

#I really think it’s the kind of thing that only works once #like the first time a cow explodes you’re not expecting it at all #but from then on you’re going to be very cautious around cows because it’s not the sort of thing you forget easily #(hashtag nathan hale’s exploding cow)#and the way reggie says it it sounds like there’s been a LOT of these things #ho hum just another one of C.R.U.S.H.’s robot cows full of high explosives. bo-ring.#yeah yeah the exploding robot cow we’ve all seen it #archie comics #archie andrews #jughead jones #reggie mantle #the man from R.I.V.E.R.D.A.L.E.#I feel like this is a bit of a waste of resources #you don’t need to send out duplicates to set off the exploding cow for you #the exploding cow is very conspicuous #all you need to do is: when you see the cow. drive *around* the cow.#or stop and wait for the cow to finish crossing the road #it’s not difficult #frankly I’m concerned that they remote-controlled their surplus car straight into the thing

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