#the fact that i to am embarrassed over it- i dont jam 2 well with realism/ i had to use myself for reference and it made me feel a bit sill

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been thinkin bout how aziraphale can canonically draw and did this dumb comic

sighhh and heres the drawing

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dogboy gordon rutting against benreys leg in the same way that benrey did it in the reverse. benrey encouraging him and also making fun of him in the same breath. yummy brain thoughts. i am rotating this

jesus christ i started thinking about dogboy gordon and have not stopped thinking. theres 7k words of dogboy stuff under here im going insane

how in the. help. Help. dog boy. how does he become dogboy. i cant keep giving these idiots potions but i guess thats what ive been reduced to

gman turns him into a dog boy. walks thru a portal and comes out in nintendogs but hes the dog and when he comes back out again hes still a little bit dogy. this is fucking stupid

THE TAIL WAGGING im going to pass away

> i think he would have such fucking issues with the fact that his tail and ears are expressing his emotions so much

trying to act angry towards benrey but hes given away by his tail wagging like crazy......and he never even knows its happening until somebody points it out

it would be cool if. um. he got a little more into roughhousing and rough play afterward. you know. like a . hes already really handsy......physical. . .. .

> okay like the anger turning into somewhat-serious jostling and pushing which turns into roughhousing

its not even horny at first it just gives him the weirdest fucking endorphins. like. its fucking fun man

> and by the time theyre roughhousing his tail is wagging furiously and like thumping on the floor when he gets pinned haha

> YES its about the exhilaration ......he gets this rush from flipping benrey over after he's pinning him, baring his teeth triumphantly

benrey pinning him by his wrists and half-laughing at him like "what the fuck is wrong with you??" and the rest of the science team chimes in like YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS WHAT WAS THAT

> gordon comes back to himself and turns red immediately and splutters like "i dont know! what - im just - benrey started it!” so like he refuses to do it again but then benrey pushes his buttons and he gets in his face, ears pinned back a bit and shoves him and benreys like oh...so its this again huh...

GOD......PUSHING HIS BUTTONS.......its sooo much fun now that gordons so physically reactive too

> what if he manages to get an honest to god growl out of gordon at one point and it makes something ugly twist in benrey's gut and he wants to make it happen again

and its probably really gratifying for him to see just how often gordons tail wags when gordon looks at him or snorts at one of his jokes

TWO SIDES

> the duality of their relationship....gordons tail wagging just a bit when hes looking at benrey though im

> im thinking about the growling though like...benrey gets fixated on how he fucking sounds, all deep and rumbly and this intensity just focused on benrey only....makes him think about how that would look in other contexts....

> benrey riling him up while their roughousing so he can feel that growl travel through his chest and like...getting gordon to that point makes him SO determined to win the "fight" over benrey hes almost a bit out of his mind with it......pins benrey and subconsciously ruts against him a bit as a sign of dominance....please stop me now goodbye....

NO LITERALLY THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE MOMENT I STARTED TYPING

prodding gordon further and further and riling him up until gordon pins him to the floor, hard, an arm jammed behind his back and his HEV suit jammed up against benreys ass and rutting subconsciously as gordon. h. gordon. clamps down on the back of his neck and growls

benrey sucks in a rattling gasp and is like "what? ow" in a weirdly shocked yet distanced way

he cant feel where gordons hard b/c of the HEV suit but he can feel the metal awkwardly bumping against his ass Like That. and inwardly benreys on a loop of "what the fuck what the fuck" but not in a bad way in the slightest. just utterly cannot believe this is whats happening, right now, gordon freeman dry humping his ass behind a bunch of crates, not 100 feet from the rest of the science team

> gordon snapping out of it and being like...what the fuck am i doing... or....maybe the gasp makes gordon bite down harder in response...not sure

> gordon not even realizing hes doing it until that moment is so great....i dont know but....maybe he lets go and pushes off benrey, panting and wild eyed, and the image of benrey on his stomach, his bite mark in his neck, is burned into his brain

> he just doesnt say fucking anything and just dips to get jacked off by the suit maybe.... cant stop thinking about how it felt to see benrey with his teeth marks....hates himself for feeling that sick satisfaction in his chest

benrey......touching the back of his neck afterwrds, kind of dream-like, both consciously and subconsciously.......

i like making gordon freeman suffer so i want him to just angrily try to rut against his arm in private later trying desperately to get off thru this stupid busted HEV suit that he cant get out of. pathetic. gordon freeman humping his own fucking arm in a bathroom stall. like a dog

and he thinks about how benrey smelled when he had his teeth clamped on the back of benreys neck, his nose buried right against benreys jaw and neck, smelling the sweat and the hormones and feeling benreys rapid heartbeat, and his whole fucking head throbs with how bad he wants to get off

> and he just cant get off....has to deal with going back the team tense and a bit sweaty and just move on when they ask what happened. benrey doesnt say anything just stares at him and gordon cant meet his eyes. gordon tries not to fucking let benrey get under his skin cause i think hes probably mad upset and embarassed that he reverted to his like,,,more base instincts because of BENREY of all people.....

> but he still thinks about it sometimes and....he tries to distance himself from him but hes still a pretty touchy guy and he find himself around benrey still....laughing at his jokes and getting in his space once in a while. always pulls himself away when he notices but not before he takes in a deep breath of benrey's scent...

> meanwhile benreys trying to think of how to make gordon do that shit again LOL

ohmy god. oh my god.....before this.....before he tries to stop getting in benreys business and before he even recognizes what hes doing.......he like.....hes so touchy feely that he subconsciously tries to mark benrey a lot. like just doing everything in his power to rub the inside of his wrists somewhere on him. even if its barely gonna do anything b/c of the suit. its just instinct

> NOW HE ...now he realizes that he was doing that the whole time..jesus,...

> AUGH....in the buildup before this he didnt realize that he was doing it........but now he realizes he fucking misses doing that shit and kind of berates himself for doing it in the first place....like what the fuck....be Normal gordon...you cant want to fuck him....do you..?

i want him to. grrgohg i dont even know how or why this would happen but i want gordon freeman to lie supine on the ground with his hands up like paws like hes a big pupy looking for tummy rubs OKAY! BYE. I HAVE TO GO. im going to fucking sob why am i like this why is this the cutest possible thing for a man to do. i cant even think of a fucking reason why he would do this so im so fucking embarrassed

i want to fucking. i want to rub his fucking tumy and make him pop a boner from it im literally so sick of this earth

> i was literally Just typing: i just think it would be cool . To pet his tummy and keep telling him "good boy" in a Certain kind of Tone that just totally fucks him up about it . maybe flushed and tongue starting to wanna hang out of his mouth as he goes from laying flat on his back to kinda twisted to one side, breathing heavy, tail thumping hard against the floor cause hes a big dog so that thing is like a lethal weapon

> petting the fuzzy lower belly while hes already hard & needy just to make him whine Very high pitched and desperate-sounding bc its so close to what he wants but that just makes it worse 8)

> What if. Benrey pinning Gordon, maybe scritches behind his ear, as a "joke", he's a dog haha good boy wants ear scritches?? And Gordon immediately squirming and whining. Maybe even kicking his leg just a little bit

> i think it would be cool for a post-black mesa puby gordon pinned benrey to the floor with his whole body weight and humped the life out of benrey's leg while panting and drooling in benrey's ear. a total lack of regard for benrey, (of course he's into it tho) just using him like an object that's conveniently there for him to furiously get off on

> i'm thinking.... this happening after a period of prolonged teasing, like you said. rubbing his tummy and ignoring his dick

> Man ok combined with the suit edging huh? I love that, but i also kinda want gordon to sneak off to get off and discover his uh. k. kn. knot

> he sneaks off and if in this situation he can.  idk. get at his dick in a bathroom or whatever. and well, he gets caught up so easily in his 'head empty' instincts mode that when he cums he's kneading that thang for like 2 minutes before he even becomes cognizant enough to notice. and then immediately panic. so idk maybe he cant get at himself for a while, right, so he didnt notice this

> i just think gordon being in the suit would not let him get at his dick and he would only be able to get off in really convoluted ways so like...he wouldnt fucking Know he had a knot he would just feel a weird pressure at the base that he doesnt know what its about. but he starts getting these fantasies of holding benrey down and staying in him when he comes and he doesnt know where the hell thats coming from.....yet. until after everything is over and he can get out of it, and the first time he jacks off again he realizes HOLY FUCK? like what the hell....but it makes sense in retrospect where those fantasies came from. but hes just super embarassed about those fantasies and pushes them down until benrey comes back into his life and activates him again

> in addition to embarassment i think he has a lot of complicated feelings about benrey and definitely feels a guilty about wanting to fuck him into the ground and fill him with cum....but GOD if benrey doesnt get to him just as much as he did in black mesa

> i think that something like this would be so unplanned and shit but like......theyve probably hung out a few times before this or more like maybe benrey has dropped into his house just to annoy him and gordon finds his ears pricking when he hears heavy footsteps around his house cause he recognizes them as benrey's...

> little rush of exhilaration maybe. cause it means they'll spend some time together and he has just all these emotions under his skin when they do. i dont know how this would happen but maybe gordon forgets to keep himself in check when benrey makes him laugh so hard he's snorting and his tail is wagging furiously.benrey tries to touch/catch his tail cause he's kinda curious about it and it never got to mess with it in black mesa. but it turns into roughhousing as gordon shoves him away a little bit but benrey keeps trying to get at it and then get at his ears

> "cmon man just let me touch them whats the big deal-" "NO!" but like hes still laughing a bit until they start really getting into it and he gets breathless and a little irritated at having to roll around and try to pin benrey's hands to the floor

hell on earth......the way his tails wagging and hes grinning and drooling a little once he gets benrey pinned.......

> little triumphant smile when he finally does.....got benrey on his stomach and he's subconsciously rutting against benrey's ass like in black mesa but hes just not noticing while he's berating benrey for losing

> talking right into his ear, and benrey lets out a little gasp when he does a particularly hard thrust and then hes like oh. fuck. he takes in a deep breath and can smell benrey's sweat and realizes hes just as horny about this as he is. cant help but bury his face in the back of his neck and lick. and benrey starts pushing back into him and talking the worst dirty talk and it makes him growl right against his neck and put his teeth there again as a warning not to move but benrey doesnt still, he just keeps talking. so gordon bites down, hard, cutting him off mid sentence with a yelp

f. fucking. benrey......arching his back into it.......pressing his hips up as high as theyll go......the angles bro.....the angles

> also: gordon popping boners more easily, even when he's just platonically excited w/ benrey..... yeah... :)

> like the thing about this is just that he got so excited from the wrasslin that he popped a boner....wasnt even thinking of horny.....

> not until benrey started gasping and arching back into him. then hes immediately aware of how this looks...like hes already basically in the position in his fantasies hes just rutting against him in the imitation of fucking

> gordon getting more frenzied by the little sounds benrey is making as he clamps down on his neck, drool dripping down his chin. benrey braces himself with one hand and gets the other to pull his pants down and then tug on the leg of gordon's down a bit because gordon is kind of. not thinking straight right now. gordon gets the message and fumbles with the buttons to get it down and like. haha i thinnk it would be fun if benrey prepped himself before this and gordon notices like. you really managed to prep urself this time? god, you really wanted this to happen. but maybe benrey had been doing it the last few times cause gordon would get in his space again sometimes and things were tense

NO GOD THIS IS GOOD. LIKE. oh my god gordon just like bitching at him and getting up in his face and Growling a couple times before while his pants are all tented from the inadvertent excitement boners that he doesnt even realize hes having.....and benrey might not be smart but hes not stupid

theres like a 50% chance theyre gonna fuck at any given time he realizes so like. why not......

even if it doesnt work out in the moment benrey still spends the whole time hopped up on the knowledge that they could have, that he was the little fucking pervert who got himself all prepped just in case gordon decided todays the day hes just gonna mount him, and honestly the way he beats his meat and fucks himself afterwards might be nearly as good as the real deal, just from that little bit of self-inflicted degradation

like u said...........he really wanted it to happen

> hhh.... maybe gordon ruts a bit against his ass and benrey guides him in and. he makes a deep growling rumble when he bottoms out. benrey feels it through his chest and gets a full body shiver as he's filled. i dont think hes fully developed his knot yet but its a tight fit. he starts fucking hard and fast into him while open mouthed panting, he cant keep his face away from the benrey's neck, licking up the sweat and burying his face there to breathe in his scent

the fucking . the desperation......every instinct in his body has been telling him to fuck benrey - yes, that benrey, fucking benrey - into the ground for......weeks now? months??

dudes probably tried everything he can think of to overcome it and to think about literally anything else when he gets off but nobody he fucks even comes close to smelling as good as benrey did when gordon had him pinned and gasping and sweating and he could smell the want rolling off him in waves.....and it sucks massive dick and he hates it

> hes been driven crazy by this thought for so long.....cant fucking control himself. wh. what if gordon managed to get a hold of a piece of benrey's clothes that he left and held it up to his face when he let himself jack off to this particular thought so he could get the scent but it jsut wasnt the same without his warm, panting body below him . he always nuts the hardest when he has it though

huffing benreys undershirt and desperately rutting into a pillow on his hands and knees with his ass fully up and hes just utterly debased right now

sad and pathetic gordon freeman humping his pillow like a dog and whining thinking about fucking benrey. if his past self could see himself like this right now he would be disgusted

> !!!!!!!!1 HIM GETTING INTO THE MOUNTING POSITION ON INSTINCT WHEN HE DOES IT...YOUR BRAIN ! i think that gordon would definitely give everything hes got to benrey when he finally gets to fuck him.

> now that hes actually doing it he's just out of his goddamn mind. benrey already being ready for him, slick and hot, just letting him push in .....i think he would definitely go insane

dudes never fucked so hard or so mindlessly in his life......for once all the neuroses just fly out the window. overcome by instinct

> letting out all these whines and moans, not even caring for how loud hes being... benrey's wanted this so fucking bad hes just eating it up, pushing back on him like an animal and getting a power trip that he made gordon this unhinged

thinking about him just being utterly shocked when benrey guides him in and he can just bury himself all the way to the hilt so easily and it makes something in his brain snap

> gordon doesnt even tell benrey when hes close, benrey can just start to feel his knot swell inside him and how it stretches him a bit past what he prepared for...but he wants it in him so fucking bad, he just lets gordon keep fucking into him

like. oh my god. does benrey even know about the knot or is this a brand new and fun surprise for him

> I DONT KNOW......I JUST REALLY LIKE THE THOUGHT OF HIM BEING A BIT CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY IT....

> being caught off guard by it but being so turned on by the feeling of it filling him that he lets out this really high, needy sound. which goes straight to gordon's dick and he just pushes into him harder and jolts his whole body with it. maybe he h....he bites down on the other side of his neck again and thrusts in one more time before coming deep in him. just shuddering from it, eyes squeezed shut and jaw locked around benrey

benrey just fuckin. face down ass up and arching his back as high as he can

(mumbling very quietly) it might be cool also if. gordon maybe.....started growling some things as he got close. a certain something. a word

you know......just......bent over benreys back......arms wrapped around benreys chest and fingers digging into the soft flesh (maybe even his titties, if youre feeling spicy).......pistoning his hips in staccato bursts while he growls.........u bh hhhhh......"mine". over and over not even realizing hes doing it b/c his brain is so fogged out on the sheer delight of rawing benrey after having thought about it non-stop

(mumbling so quietly im speaking at a pitch below the human hearing threshold) benrey hoarsely saying "'m yours, 'm yours" while hes got one hand jammed underneath himself to tug at his dick is the thing that sets gordon off and makes him come, perhaps. perhaps

and gordon just.....slumps over him, leaning his full body weight on him, panting weakly into his ear while his hips subconsciously rut just a little bit, arms still wrapped around benrey but otherwise as useless as a bump on a log while benreys jerking himself off to the wild new feeling of having that knot stretch him open and tug at him every time gordon shifts his hips

gordon nuts and becomes utterly useless but at least his knots still fat as hell so benreys still got something to work with

(sobbing) i just want to see men acting like animals leave me olone..... its about the submission to instinct......the degradation and dehumanization......and also the scent kink its all about the fucking scent kink. its about wanting to huff a guy you pretend you hate like hes a fucking magic marker and its about wanting to make him smell like u

> for scent kink, Gordon's boners due to sweaty benrey hehehehe. this is narsty -> Benrey is like "yeesh that was a lot of exertion" after their first almost-sex wrasslin match, and gets embarassed, so next time he like, wears a bunch of old spice.... but gordon doesn't get as excited. like yeah he can feel him against his back and yeah he's not soft but.. he's not panting or as hard. benrey thinks real hard when he gets home

> CLEAN SWEAT OK ITS A COMBATIBILITY THING OK. IT IS. LOOK UP THE SCIENCE OK I ...walks away. clown shoez

YOU ARE SO FUCKING CORRECT THANK U

> Maybe next time He doesn't bother with the old spice at all, and he gets real into the wrasslin... hell maybe he even uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gets gordon's head under his arm im just saying

I DIDNT WANNA BE THE ONE TO SAY IT BUT NO YEAH THATS COOL. ITS A VERY COOL THOUGHT

think about......dogboy gordon roughhousing and getting pinned down himself and snapping his teeth up at benrey like joking but not joking. you know

they both start just getting really into roughhousing b/c sometimes gordons brain gets Stressed The Fuck Out by all the added stimulation to the senses of being pupy......theres too many sounds and smells sometimes and it makes him even more neurotic and makes him start acting up and getting irritable and trying to start shit until he exerts himself enough to tire his brain out and make it shut up

maybe even like.....in the interim after black mesa but before he runs into benrey again, gordon becomes a fucking hot mess b/c he doesnt know how to deal with it all and the only way he got thru black mesa without his brainstem snapping in half was b/c he and benrey would start shit and start fighting and wrestling and the rest of the science team eventually shrugged and accepted this as a (very weird) part of their life now. he looks like hes one minor inconvenience away from a panic attack and its so sad

any kind of physical exercise would help (he takes up jogging when hes feeling stressed out, which is a lot, and hes gotten some really nice legs by this point) but theres just something different about the roughhousing. its a mental exercise as well as a physical one, so it exhausts his brain more, and unbeknownst to him, he just gets fucking endorphins from the way benrey smells and from being able to mark him with all the up-close physical contact theyre getting. so. hence the wrestling and roughhousing and gordons occasional tendency to just pounce the guy in public and start fighting him with his tail wagging and thumping like crazy

it might be even better if gordon attempts to roughhouse with just about the whole science crew at some point, just for a point of comparison

like.....its usually good, its satisfying, and it wears him out and lets him function like a human being......but theres just something about roughhousing with benrey thats really satisfying and he doesnt have the emotional intelligence to figure out what it is

gordon freeman is an idiot, is what im saying

> tommy indulges him and probably lets him win a few times, coomer soundly wins out every time and bubby probably...loses some before getting pissy LOL. i think that its fun for him to get the most Good Feelings out of roughhousing with benrey.....

AUUUUGHHH WHAT IF HE LICKED BENREYS FACE THO

g gbfbhhh god im obsessed with the way benrey laughs at him and asks "what the fuck is wrong  with you?" in the act 3 commentary and thats the exact kind of vibe im feeling from him about like. everything gordon does in pupymode

> Okay, before I go to bed, I shall leave you with a Dog Thought™. Gordon probably wouldn’t be the “best trained” dog in the world because, well, he doesn’t have anyone to make him listen or obey. Heck, given his need to be in control, he probably thinks he’s the leader of the proverbial pack and nobody can tell him what to do. He’d probably slip and do quite a few “rude” and obnoxious dog things, including but not limited to being all over Benrey.

> Trying to goad him into roughhousing. Licking his face. Being in his space to the point that it even starts to make Benrey raise an eyebrow. Inappropriate marking and whatnot. [cough] And what if Benrey--in a weird reversal of the roles we usually give--is stuck with the task of… training Gordon… to behave…

> YOU KNOOOOW. Because pitting alpha dog Gordon against Benrey, who is trying to get him to be “good”...

> … Well, that could be interesting.

> Imagine if you will: Benrey realizing he needs to get Gordon under control. As much as he likes the attention, it's becoming too much. Relentless. Tables have been turned and now he's the one that's a little overwhelmed by the situation because, well, Gordon is running on pure instinct half the time. Making it hard to do things. Making it hard to live his life. Always in his bubble which was, like, fine at first but now he can't do anything without feeling a wet tongue on his face or having Gordon trying to goad him into rough housing.

> He needs so much attention. Has so much energy. It's too much.

> So, he decides he's going to try to "train" Gordon to not... do that. Benrey trying to assert dominance over Gordon, as if he were just a normal dog. Gordon, who has already marked Benrey and decided that Benrey belongs to him does not take to this very well. This is not how the chain of command works. This isn't how the chain of command works at all.

> Benrey, struggling to curb him through praise and admonitions--"good boy," "bad boy," tossing him ~treats~ if he does something right--is now facing off with Gordon, who is both enamored with the attention he's getting but utterly pissed off by the fact Benrey is trying to stop him from doing what he wants.

losing it at the tables being turned and now gordons the annoying fucker getting up in benreys business all the time and never leaving him alone. he deserves this

> They're basically both unmovable objects and unstoppable forces. Benrey is stubborn and isn't going to give up all his sweet PS3 time because Gordon won't stop humping his leg, and Gordon is not going to give up his God given right to make Benrey his property. But Benrey isn't completely averse to the idea of being Gordon's bitch. He just wants to be his bitch on his own terms.

> So, in a surprising show of... well, intelligence on Benrey's behalf, he starts redirecting Gordon's energy towards what HE wants Gordon to do.

> That's how you handle misbehaving dogs anyway. You redirect their energy. That's what all the books on dog training says anyway, and Benrey's inclined to believe it because he's read it in all two books on the subject he casually flipped through.

> So, when Gordon starts getting in his space, he starts redirecting him to touch where he wants touched. "Good boy." When Gordon starts getting a little rough, he purposefully positions himself so he gets the most out of it. "Good boy." When Gordon's licking his face, he starts trying to guide that tongue down to his neck. Feels better there. "Good boy."

> Because he's not a complete idiot. Him and Gordon both know this is sexually charged at this point. And Gordon... Gordon can bend his behaviors a little bit as he's being directed if he still gets to do what he wants (in a way), and Benrey still gets to be fondled by the nerd.

> "But part of the problem is that he is in Benrey's space all the time!" Yeah, but Benrey figured that out, too. You know what shuts up Gordon real fast? Pushing him back down on the other end of the couch and telling him to stay. And if he listens, he slowly, carefully hand feeds Gordon a treat as a reward. Pushing it into his mouth, making sure it goes all the way in. Letting Gordon lick the last bits of taste off of his fingers. He usually sits still after that. "Good boy."

i have a thought thats almost unrelated but im so desperate to give this scenario the proper context

thinking about......gordon getting out of black mesa and hes still dogboy.....and hes attempting to go back to life as normal now that benreys out of his hair for ever but one day his pupy nose catches That Fucking Smell on the air and he realizes that benreys not fucking dead. he thought benrey was fucking dead, b/c he killed him

gordon freeman losing his mind for a solid week or two trying to hunt that smell down (why?? to prove a point?? to try to kill benrey again??? uh huh.) and then when he does hunt benrey down, its like.....well, what was the plan, bud? you found him, and now youre having a staredown outside a 7/11 while benreys frozen halfway through his big gulp

i literally forgot what i was typing b/c dogy gordon tum y rub b gtfhgbb ggfabgbbg

and.....well......he doesnt know exactly what his game plan was, but he does know that benrey cant be trusted as far as u can throw him, and hes not about to let benrey wreak havoc on new mexico if he can help it, so now his new hobby is......tracking benrey across the city to keep an eye on him

and thats how they keep ending up in close proximity

and thats how u start looping in the whole role reversal thing.....suddenly gordons the one that benrey cant shake......hes a bloodhound and hes got the scent

SORRY im SORRY i crave context with the same ferocity that i crave, like, air

and then they start roughhousing when gordon tackles him to the ground one day to stop him from doing.....something......and gordon snaps being to being a normal person so quickly afterwards that its dizzying. turns out a solid 80% of what he really wanted was a sparring buddy

> good afternoon everyone this is not horny in the slightest but i just wanted to say- you know that thing dogs do where they get REALLY excited and playful when you come home from a long day at work? well i’m just thinking about. y’know how benrey has a tendency to just, vanish for a while and come back like nothing happened? think it’d be cute if he were gone for a particularly long stretch of time b4 catching up with the science team again and gordon RESPONDS in his typical annoyed, bratty fashion while his body language is saying something completely different (he still hasn’t mastered the art of puby)

> like, u know, tail wagging a hundred miles a minute, ears perked up and attentive, subconsciously getting all up in benrey’s space

Im going to Cry thats so fucking cute wtf wtf  wt ff

still going insane thinking about the “good boy” thing......like...... its all fun and games until hes grappling his best friend benrey and hes got benrey in a headlock and hes plastered against benreys back from head to toe and his tails thumping excitedly against the floor and hes panting hot and harsh right against benreys ear and benrey takes that moment, right there, to choke out "good boy"

its half outright horny and half power play b/c benreys banking that either theyre gonna fuck or gordons gonna let go and be like "what the fuck, man" and then benrey can get the drop on him again

the way gordon just goes stiff after he says it.....breath getting shaky.....dick twitching once against benreys ass and the guy can fucking feel it clear as day......Augh

his tail slows.....and then fires right back up again when he tentatively rocks his hips against benreys ass and feels the sound benrey makes more than he hears it......and like for fucks sake theyve been dancing around how horny their roughhousing sessions are for weeks, this guy deserves to finally get his rocks off by dry humping benreys ass while benreys getting spots in his vision from how tightly gordons got his arm wrapped around his neck. he deserves this

gordons free hand slowly opening up and pressing flat against benreys shirt, then crawling under it so that he can feel the bare skin of his stomach......rocking his hips against the dip between benreys cheeks and whimpering when benrey says it again, breathless and hoarse. "good boy." his tongue poking out to lick a broad, wet stripe up the side of benreys neck to taste the salt and sweat and the hormones, jesus christ, hes never been able to taste if somebodys horny before but its rolling off of him in waves.......and gordons breath comes out so loud and harsh and desperate when benreys leg lifts up a little bit for him to slot his own between them more easily

just mumbling stupid horny shit like "fuck benrey, you taste so good" while his tongue lolls out of his mouth and he licks the curve of benreys ear and rolls benrey onto his stomach b/c something in the back of his brain is whispering to him that it would be a really, really good idea, and hes originally got benrey just crushed flat against the floor with his full body weight but benrey takes a rattling breath and tells him to ease up, get up offa him.....

and gordons confused at this point b/c he was pretty sure this was where this was going, he was being a good boy, but that thought doesnt last very long b/c benreys shuffling into position under him, raising his hips and pushing gordons up with him while his face and torso are flat against the floor, and, Oh. hes. hes doing that. this is what theyre fucking doing now

> gordon taking the collar of benrey’s shirt in his mouth in an crude imitation of scruffing him

every fucking bone in gordons body is telling him to move his hips, fuck benrey stupid, bury himself to the hilt, but he cant do that when theyre both still clothed so he does the next best thing and ruts against benrey like he fucking means it and like if he just tries hard enough, gets enough friction, itll be just like fucking him for real......

hes so dizzied by looping thoughts of he wants this, he wants you to mount him, like youre a filthy fucking animal, arent you? you sick fuck, you wanna mark him and breed him and hed let you, hed beg you for it, look, hes doing it right now and when he comes back down to earth, yeah, benrey is begging right now, isnt he. while hes palming at the front of his sweatpants and whimpering and calling gordon a good boy, attempting to tug his pants down to his knees so gordon can rut against bare flesh, and gordon slows down just enough to let him do it and to fumble open his own zipper to ease some of the agonizing pressure

gordon fumbling his dick out of his underwear to line it up between benreys fat cheeks and god, the feeling of skin against skin is so much fucking better than chafing against his jeans that it makes him growl against benreys neck and benrey cant pump his fucking dick fast enough. hes so encouraging, what with all those little sounds hes making and the way hes arching his back and pressing his hips up as high as theyll go, groaning into the crook of his arm "fuckin, fuck me, bro, j-just like that"

> thinking...... they both get so lost in it, they both can’t hold back long enough to fuck for real. this is too hot, benrey feels something hot and wet on his ass and gordon is curling into him. benrey’s never felt so simultaneous turned on and frustrated that he’s still empty, he’s still gonna have to wait, snd ironically that denial pushes him over too

GOD yes fuckin. coming on his ass b/c gordons so frantic and desperate that he cant wait...... but seeing his cum all over benreys ass is deeply satisfying in its own way. he smears it deep into benreys skin to mark him like that

> oh hey imma be nasty sorry but Gordon all cum-high just sort of manouvering Benrey until he can start licking his cock clean bc he likes to uh. i mean benrey's all wet and you know. he likes it. and benrey comes from that, before he can even think about sucking him off properly

> he doesnt have a thought left in his head at the moment... and can u blame him? so he just uh follows he nose.......  and benrey's brain is deleted except for "GORDON FREEMAN ON MY DICK????????" bouncing around like a screensaver yes

> yeah he's not even trying to suck him off really, hes not gotten that far yet cuz hes so cumbrained, gone stupid, etc

im gonna be gross here too okay......and like. fucking. huffing and burying his nose into the crook of benreys thighs b/c he smells so intensely like sex and sweat and it makes gordon lightheaded

> YEAAH maybe he starts licking there before he gets up to his dick. it's not like he's dragging it out really so it's not long but benrey's gaping like a fish. he's trying to say something sorta but he can't get any words out and isn't even sure what he himself is trying to say

maybe he cant help himself and he just starts licking and biting on impulse b/c its your resident fuckin thigh guy here and i think benrey deserves to get em chomped like a drumstick

> and then that's gordon's tongue on his dick, bro and this neurotic mf looking so pleased and blissed out as he sloppily licks him all over is a sight he couldn't have even cooked up in his imagination before now

> benrey not coherently enough to warn him he’s like right there, his babbling incoherently at the tease of gordon’s nose and lips is gonna make him- and then his Tounge darts out and it’s over, the start of the end and he’s spurting all over gordon’s completely surprised face without even being jerked or licked through it

> maybe since gordon's been so stressed and keyed up for so long that benrey coming is a surprise but still doesn't shock him enough to clear the cumbrain, so he licks ben clean after that too, while he's twitching and whimpering etc

> think that benrey massive meat being useless and barely even touched is hip and rad even in the context of him technically being in the higher position of power

> then rests his head on beny's belly for a while, feeling very accomplished and tired. he'll panic later, don't worry

god im still thinking about. pillow humping/voyeurism

gordon freemans a bad fucking dog and sometimes he cant help himself and just starts rutting into a pillow with his ass up and his face buried in one of benreys undershirts while hes just panting and mumbling shit the whole time about benrey, benrey, benrey, why is he so fucking obsessed with benrey and with thinking about mounting him just like hes doing to his poor abused pillow every week

and. you know. maybe one day......benrey kind of.....catches him in the act. i think that would be cool. just coming home one day and cracking open his bedroom door and seeing gordon freeman on all fours, his teeth sunk deep into one pillow and another pillow between his thighs, desperately fucking it while hes groaning benreys name b/c he sure as shit was not expecting him back that early, which is why his cumbrain made him feel confident enough to crawl into benreys bed and roll around in it and mainline benreys scent from his clothes and nut on his pillow (and then feel fucking bad about it and frantically try to clean it off)

and benrey just slooowly steps back with his heart pounding out of his chest for possibly the first time in his whole life b/c he did not think gordon freeman ever wanted to fuck him, but here he is, using benreys pillow as an imitation of the real thing and jerking off in his bed

just turns right the fuck back around and goes into the bathroom and splashes some water on his face and stares down at his sudden boner

THANKS FOR READING ALL OF THIS B/C THIS ISNT EVEN GETTING INTO THE PISS STUFF THAT WEVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT. SORRY FOR BEING LIKE THIS

[incarnateirony]

Omg

People need to stop using what they think are intellectual arguments to try to shade at shit while COMPLETELY MISUSING IT.

Example: There was a cross in the reunion episode!

Okay, great, let’s look at all the other uses of crosses. Oh look, episodes about faith, faith, faith, faith, faith, and faith. Right after not believing in anything, not backshadowing him with the cross, reuniting, and then having the cross, only to later confirm he now has faith.

Thing someone thinks is occam’s razor: It could mean anything any time and at any moment could mean something totally different without any regard to the base themes being employed literally every time. It could just mean resurrection like jesus!

What’s actually occam’s razor: The cross is tied to faith theme episodes. Like, I don’t know. The episode Faith.

Y’all stop. It’s like arguing from an angle of belligerently intentional ignorance.

And losing your patience with people who have no idea what they’re talking about downtalking at people who know what they’re talking about, after fucking up and making their own bed to begin with while they stomp around like a child and get other angry bitter people stomping with them to make a fuss -- getting annoyed, at any point, is in no way the sign of being the More Logical Person. Sometimes you’re so illogical you piss everybody around you that knows what’s up, off. See: Kelios. 

If your only victory point is staying calm while you piss off people that know better, you’re not smarter. You’re just annoying. You know how there’s that “annoying stupid Republican” idea floating around out there where they just can’t say anything without being annoying or infuriating? It started somewhere. And it’s not because Someone Lost To Them. It’s because ain’t nobody got the time for their Headass.

PS: It’s not “stuck up” to cite your actual career, education, or whatever else after already being driven up a wall by a bunch of bitter fansplaining from people who can’t grasp concepts like the above. If someone’s talking on an elementary school level to a person who works in an industry, the person will first gently tell them how it works, and when the child starts kicking and huffing and throwing insults, will call a parent, but if no parent’s available, they get “you’ll understand when you grow up” and that’s essentially what’s happening here.

Being intentionally fucking numbskulled about things because someone wants to be bitter and act like they understand a business, when they literally do not understand the business, and have shown they do not know the business, and continue to insist to yell down at people that know about the business, eventually makes people who know the business go “You do know I’ve done this for a living and you’re totally on crack, right?”

If all of the people with Actual Experience are saying a thing, maybe you should stop trying to Fansplain or Hobbysplain shit to them and actually consider adjusting your perspective instead of acting entitled all the time. 

Imagine trying to be a trainee in a workplace with this attitude.

Machinist: Okay, these are the lathe codes. Just use these, and avoid this one.

Trainee: What’ll happen if I enter this instead.

Machinist: Don’t, that jams up the machine for some reason.

Trainee: That doesn’t make any sense! You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Machinist: Look, kid. Just don’t. If anything goes wrong, hit this emergency stop button.

Trainee: I’ve read online that some of those buttons break the machine

Machinist: I... look. Hit emergency stop if anything goes wrong.

Trainee: Don’t tell me what to do.

Machinist: I been working here 30 years kid.

Trainee: That doesn’t matter, you’re just pulling the experience card, I’m skilled too.

Machinist: .....

[ 2 hours later Trainee punches in code he’s told not to and bores at a bad angle and burns out a multi-hundred-thousand-dollar machine because he didn’t use emergency stop, loses his job ]

Ask me how I know a story like this, while we’re at it.

Frankly, no. Alone, a degree doesn’t count for a whole lot. There’s an assload of educated idiots that manage a passing grade and then never see the profession in the real world. But when the people who have been out there, in the real world, dealing in an area, are telling you what they know, maybe you should give it some consideration. But when that degree is, say, a double degree lit professor, or that degree is someone in marketing that’s also run all levels of the actual industry for years on end, maybe they might know a little something about something that your basic lit course or bitterness aren’t taking into account.

Apologies to you, random blogger #89234 with an interest in a thing, but if the accumulated hobby information you’ve collected is outright in conflict (see machinist example) of How Things Actually Work, you cease being a supreme authority, and if you start acting like a little prick about it to people who actually know the ropes, well -- we can’t fire you from the internet (as appealing as that sounds at times), but we can deadass tell you “you have no idea what you’re talking about.” HOW DO U KNOW “BECAUSE I’VE DONE THIS FOR A LIVING.” HUrRruUrURRRr thAT donT meaN anyTHING

Yes, yes it does. It means I’ve been there, I’ve watched things be set up, be destroyed, transition, be debated over, been in the heart of it. It means I’ve watched friends lose their gigs and get sidelined and others take off so hard we barely maintain contact anymore. It means I’ve had to listen to marketing groups piss and moan over working titles because it’s not X enough for Y demographic (you want to know a pain in the ass? marketing test group runs for pagan mythology LGBT friendly content in a southern religious conservative region --and you know what, I can release that, because it’s mine and a discontinued project now; unlike, say, if one of us happened to land at a CW/SPN marketing test group somewhere and happened to have to sign an NDA about what they were polling about).

It means I watch when a TPTB family member posts in a private facebook group and it means I talk to the sound dev crews about how they make certain things -- not some one off room-mating or the occasional DM or whatever, because we can all talk actual shop and not fanbuzz; in fact, I’ve BEEN a roommate people tried to get stuff out of and they probably walked away thinking they were super in-the-know while there’s a thousand things I didn’t/couldn’t say but they’d never know; and it means I know which of my fandoms have shared PAs you guys never knew by name; it means they can actually break out about the kind of lenses and audio devices they used to perform a certain shot and the abstract methods they attained it and I can actually come back with a suggestion that doesn’t embarrass both of us to sit out there in the air; it means I know how to appeal to a shifting demographic and discuss the problems in limited circulation.

 It means that I know how the gears of a machine work and don’t just sit from the outside going “well maybe it’s-” no, it’s this, this, and that. No, you don’t get to pontificate what you think Actually Is In It when I literally know What Is In It. That isn’t how reality works. Well you can, but the reality of it is that no, your opinion or Hot Take(TM) aren’t equal. I don’t care if you’ve gone to teaparties with them, I really don’t. 

The quickest way to get someone from a creative team to disengage from actual content conversation and instead feeding you fluff is when you obviously have no idea of the machinations involved and are coming as a fan or hobbyist. You don’t think people can tell the difference. You think you sound like you’re exceptional. But when you open your mouth it takes about two seconds for us to know. 

I can turn a regional studio owner’s ear in the middle of a freaking dollar general by saying a few things; or a major music producer; why? Because we’ve been there. And we’ve been there long enough when y’all try to come up talking like you know shit.

Reality: You don’t. I don’t care how many clickbait articles someone has written. I literally have 0% care for how much public facing PR you’re fed. Or anything you think is non-public facing that they were willing to give You, the general You, a fandomite or hobbyist or yes, reporter. Hell, the latter list of LOL tends to think X rando directing assistant or whatever will have All The Secrets at a business level. Thing is, when I was any kind of PA or adjacent, I sure as hell didn’t delude myself into knowing everything going on above my head, just what I needed to know. Do it long enough and yes, you learn the business mechanics themselves but no one person beyond the upper executives is gonna know everything. Each knows what their job specification is.

Frankly, again I say, if you want to really know what’s going on, you check out what marketing is polling, because that’s what Big Business is putting in discussion, and really, that’s that. Then again, if you get into the groups, enjoy that NDA, and not being able to tell anybody about anything about it, and just waving your arms emphatically about an idea that people try to lol about.

Am I talking SPN? Am I talking something else I worked on or attended or know about? In the end, does that really matter? 

Not all topics come down specifically to experience and expertise within a subject, but some do, and if you’re out here acting like a twidiot over it, eventually, the people who work in it go, “look y’all bless your heart but we actually do this, so sit down?”

Nobody’s saying you CAN’T meta or lit crit without a degree or experience, but if you’re out there being a shady fuck towards people who literally know what they’re doing, with minimal to no actual substance to your shade, just convenience to those who want to believe you, then yes. The people who actually know what they’re doing > the people that don’t and are just ass speaking  or throwing “what ifs” or “it could bes” on hunches regardless of the follower counts attached.

A lot of people do good meta or spec without a degree or experience, because they just have a good reading and, I don’t know, understand what shit like Occam’s Razor actually means. It’s not mandatory. But if you’re about to start swinging on someone, son, just because you’re piloted by bitterness and aren’t even thinking to 1+1 this charade, you should probably check your narcissism points if you’re butting off at-random against people who do have experience and a fairly synchronized understanding.

Or at least more than piss-poor long-disjointed sub-par disembodied and fractal arguments that sum to nothing, their captain wank planet forces combined.

There’s a pillar or two of meta and Destiel meta fandom I avoid like the plague because I can read it’s pure fluff and completely uncorroborated with an actual basic application of Occam’s Razor. That doesn’t mean I spend my time shading them or dragging their crap out or picking fights with them or just being a bitch about it on my blog.

A few people could learn from that.

[punkscowardschampions]

Indie & Rio

Indie: [sends her the posts because no other way she'd see them] Rio: Shit, girl Rio: I was worried it might go down like this Indie: she's so extra Indie: never should have let him in the door Indie: the feds are gonna be hardcore @ it now Rio: Surely she let him out Rio: stupid woman Rio: but that's gonna pale in comparison now so Rio: What's Drew doing about it? Indie: boy was begging for a sick time & i gave it but its on me not him 😒😒 hold ur liquor u tourist Indie: hes flat roofin but other than that no thing to 👀 Indie: it b early tho & we all had a late Rio: They're a 24/7 services though, babe Rio: he'll be wanting to move his stash and generally clear his act up for the visit Rio: you too Indie: is it? on hols too thats a madness Indie: yeah the drum be clear of all his goods like that Indie: idk man mayb its chill like she gonna post that & not post up no harder than Rio: They might take xmas day off maybe but you know Rio: business as usual for all jan 1st Rio: well that's something Rio: maybe, but bitches like that LOVE making complaints about everything so maybe not Indie: she do have that talk to the manager vibe Indie: i done fucked up real didnt i? Rio: big time karen Rio: nah, in the eyes of everyone it's Drew that did Rio: but they won't be able to prove the drugs bit if they're gone so it's not enough to take you, a party gone wrong, bad judgment but maybe we can swing it that he was here somehow Rio: hmm Indie: but like he had mad trust for me & i brought him mad problems Rio: they're grown problems, he's big enough to fix 'em Indie: u too making ur nite go off on a real turn Indie: bet ur boy is bare vexed Rio: you know i'd rather you ring me than let it go more tits Rio: what are big sisters for Rio: but yeah, didn't even see him in the end so he ain't stopped Indie: innit Indie: tell him he can hit me up for something to take off that edge Indie: debts be paid around here Rio: um you ain't supposed to have no thing 'scuse you Rio: there's a plan here Indie: i gots places & heads to trust in Rio: nah, I'll make it up to him, don't worry 'bout that Indie: 😉😉😉 Rio: 😏 shush lil girl Indie: grown problems ur big enough to fix i kno 💋🤤🤤 Rio: so thirsty, go hydrate Rio: know you need to 😘 Indie: rude i got lipsed by bare boys last nite they were rigging dem bottle spins cos im 🔥🔥 dont b tryna put me out Rio: you need to cool off for a minute, bitch Rio: you in trouble Indie: not wit u Rio: yeah, don't push it 😉 Indie: 💔😢😢 dont do me like that on day 1 of the year 🙏🙏🙏 Rio: it started HOURS ago and I was still here with you cleaning blood out the carpet Rio: don't talk to me about day 1s when I'm clearly ride or die Indie: u kno im good for ious & i got mad love Rio: 🧡 Rio: i'm good really Rio: let's sort the actual situation Indie: u gonna charm the social for me? Rio: give it my best Indie: safe ✌✌ Rio: probably the straightest middle-aged lady Rio: so more likely your da will have to get on it Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: what drew b good for Rio: init tho Indie: we all been knew Indie: he better werk so it works Rio: Sure it won't be too hard, like Rio: even if she ain't all that 😂 Indie: she aint gon b bangin but his exes show he aint need that to chirp on Rio: 👀 Indie: 😂😂😏😏 Indie: can u roll up wit eats im about to die Rio: bit rude to both our ma, like lmao Rio: 'course Rio: bring leftovers Indie: ur ma dont count as no ex cos she ✖ed him out Indie: & my ma got that permanent ✖ so bigger problems than my shade innit Rio: no problems when you an 👼 Rio: fucking hopefully Indie: u my 👼 bringing that energy Indie: that means u can jam Rio: is it? Rio: 😏 Rio: let Ryan know eh Indie: he kno u a 😈 too Indie: how he be livin Rio: mhmm Rio: well he gon' have to wait for now Indie: he gon have beef wit me Indie: soz boyyy Rio: nah we was already beefin' 'fore this Indie: yeah? Indie: what he do? 👀 Rio: nah, what I do more like Rio: you know I'm 😈 Indie: o shit Indie: gimme that 411 Rio: nothing exciting Rio: just be looking too bad to be giving him that much air, you know the drill Indie: hes so hyped for u Indie: its been weeks boy no u cant cuff it Indie: who u think u is Rio: can you blame him Rio: hot property, baby Indie: u did look 💣💣💣 last nite my bad Indie: theres a boy @ school tryna chat @ the rest hes my bf so i feel it fr Indie: boy please DO I LOOK LIKE Indie: not tryna hold ur damn hand Rio: is he cute tho Indie: if he werent he wouldnt be able to chat no thing Indie: 💪 fuck him up Rio: 😂 Rio: gotta 'tect the rep Indie: he kno it tho & its like tell me how 🔥🔥 i am dont b talking on urself all the time Rio: not a mood Indie: innit Indie: dry as Rio: that's boys for you Indie: & he didnt show last nite Rio: playing hard to get or just got parents who give a fuck Indie: year up x 2 so he could come thru the ends whenever Indie: but i 💋 all his mandem so itll hit back Rio: play @ his own game  alright Indie: do u think i went too hard tho? Rio: do you want him to be your mans or nah Indie: idk Rio: then it depends Rio: beyond knowing he loves himself, idk how he's vibing Rio: might be too far Indie: hes vibing like hes about me but i Rio: but you? Indie: how do i live that Indie: trust it Indie: drews meshing a new every week he says u gotta keep free on it Rio: works for him Rio: everyone's different Rio: you don't have to trust him yet Indie: mayb hes only about me til i give him something & im not tryna be a show like that Rio: that happens, not gonna sit here and lie and say it don't Rio: you're too young to be thinking on that or worrying Rio: keep him and the rest waiting Indie: yeah okay Indie: gimme a few to have puberty roll up Indie: still waiting on that Rio: it'll happen Rio: not that it's a barrel of laughs, like Rio: nothing to be hyped about Indie: i dont want it Indie: freaky shit going on Rio: unless you gonna stop eating, which unlikely Rio: you fucked, babe, we all are, soz Rio: get boobies though, perks Indie: that best not be you tryna skip on bringing me a meal bitch Indie: bout to hit the afterlife running here like Rio: 🙄 omw you rude ass hoe Rio: like you said, none of us had earlies Indie: omw fr or like when u tell ur mans u @ the club but u still tryin on fits in ur room Rio: like fr when I ever done you like that Indie: dont b starting Indie: ily Rio: 🤞 never Rio: ily more Indie: drews back if u wanna spit at him how to sort his life Rio: i will Rio: he ain't ready for this Indie: resolutions b dashing past this postcode we all avoidin that change Rio: you gotta Rio: sort you both Indie: hey swerve me im good Rio: 😏 Rio: fine i'll focus on your daddy Rio: no love for you Indie: 👼👼🤞🤞 Indie: call him that when you give it & he'll give in Rio: oh you schooling me on how to get blokes to do what I want now Rio: ok miss thing Indie: just him i 👂 what i hear & i kno what i kno Indie: hes here for all that Rio: you poor child Rio: anything grosser than parents going at it 😬 Indie: nah man its nasty & long being under this roof sometimes trust Rio: 🤢 Indie: some of his girls got me tempted to 📱 the social my own self & my ma looking like a saint Rio: that ain't right Rio: negates any buffness he got going on Indie: why lads wanna get on or under ANYTHING?! Indie: true madness Indie: 😂😂😂 Rio: friction 🤷 Indie: yeah but like theres girls out there bringing it & you're gonna hit that Rio: he probably ain't got as much choice as he fronts Rio: lots of grown women ain't about his lifestyle so that leaves him w the younger ones who is Rio: stick at it too long, you get busted, just facts Indie: when you old & so is your baggage 😂😂✌✌ Rio: I mean Rio: I ain't say nothing 😉 Indie: keep that ☮ mama Rio: least he looks p young still Rio: nothing worse than an actual creepy old man dealer Indie: do he? 👴 to me Rio: nah Rio: he only what, 31 Rio: that's no thing to me, gurl Indie: mayb im just 🍋 cos he aint tryna gimme no 💸💸💸 Indie: & he aint caring my head hurts Rio: aw bb Rio: 'round the corner Rio: I'll look after you Indie: 💖💖💖 Indie: u didnt tell me it b like this tho partying Rio: didn't think i had to be that quick with the warnings Rio: next day hurts Indie: always? Rio: 'less you prepare and do it right Rio: it can be bearable Rio: better than you feeling, no doubt Indie: how i do that? school me yeah Rio: 'course Rio: on the to-do list now Indie: we doing the next as a back to school thing so you got a few to bring me up Rio: you best be doing it at some other fucker's gaff and all Rio: giving me grey hairs 🙄 Indie: 😂😂✌✌ Indie: imma make that boy host it Indie: if he love me Rio: You're getting a chaperone regardless Indie: serious? Rio: yeah Indie: 💔💔💔 Rio: don't start like you don't know why Indie: i aint trippin you are tho if u think i want a repeat Rio: what, you too cool for me now? Indie: innit 😏😏😏 Indie: but nah just Rio: you so is Rio: you think imma embarrass you in-front of your mans Indie: he aint gon b my mans if u there Indie: whos 👀 me over u Rio: nah don't be silly Indie: im being real Indie: ur 💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥 Rio: so are you Rio: and I don't think a lad who likes you will be into me Indie: every lad b into u they all chat on u fully 😍😍😍💘💘😍 Rio: sounds like plenty are into you too Indie: 😂😂 it was for the spin Indie: cant pussy out Rio: 😏 mhmm Rio: well I promise you I won't be joining in, like Rio: now come let me in if you got strength to get the door Indie: 💪💪 babyyy Indie: [lets her in cos fuck know what drew is doing, flexing in the mirror probably] Rio: [lol watch him rush out when he realize] Indie: [hears her voice & runs out pretending to be casual] Rio: [oh boy, do not deserve her sorting your life, temporarily, but it's for Indie so] Indie: [bless her she's dying rn & just wants to be snuggled cos literal child] Rio: [give them a sec 'scuse you sir] Indie: [I hate everything about this, Carly didn't die for this] Rio: [just making leftovers] Indie: [drew chatting to her like she's here to hang with him & we all know] Rio: [don't you touch caleb's food bitch] Indie: [is nothing sacred you slag] Indie: [indie just fully lying stretched out on the counter like its a bed like let me die] Rio: [getting a bag of peas or some shit in a tea towel and putting it on her head] Indie: [such a good mum but that don't mean you can step ma her drew] Rio: [not her fault she can converse more like a grown-up than you Indie: [we should send Indie running off to the bathroom no offense Caleb but I'm evil & wanna leave them alone for a sec for the mood] Rio: [shoulda gone to hold her hair but now you can level with him and he can pretend he's a responsible adult lmao] Indie: [& Ryan can be highkey & he can pretend he cares] Rio: [ah the joys]

[jooheongif]

it's theory anon,hi!!how are YOU?i'm really good rn thanks:)) thank you for your kindness again,i'm really happy i could somehow help to help you feel even a tiny bit better and hope you're doing well now,too(and it's ok to not rest on your day off but it's also ok to do so if that's what you feel is right for you atm!).about the mf(ilm), i thought the same thing, it felt like a parallel universe type of story!i also really love plotlines about friendship, (again cont.i'll try to be briefer!)

(i’m so sorry i wrote a rly long reply so i’m gonna put this under read more !!)

2. friendship is beautiful and i feel oftentimes underappreciated(but not mx!there they go again being amazing) so i love the concept. personally i like not knowing what exactly the producers were thinking because having my own interpretation of something and seeing other ppl have their own fills me with wonder,like,that's art!so many people think so many different things and no one's wrong i love it!!your thoughts about them appreciating everything they've done so far,you're absolutely right(cont) 3. i hope they are able to bc everything's so hectic for the.i get lost just looking at their official schedule,i don't know how they do it but i also hope they are aware of all these things bc those are all mindblowingly huge accomplishments in my opinion and i just want them to feel like their hard work is worth it,yknow?(is this comprehensible?)and i know they feel pressure because as you said the business is nasty but yea i hope at the end of the day they can feel like (cont.???again 4. everything they've put so much of themselves into is worth it,i love their energy and fierce determination and i just don't want them to lose it but maybe as you said feel less pressured..but then the only way would realistically be to make sure they get awarded in the Real World so we're all doing our best in the system&hating it as you said:/ they just mean so much to so many people i want them to feel that too!i try to contain myself but here i go again! sorry it's so long AND i have more(con 5. also!thank you for your big reply and sharing your thoughts i mostly just agreed with (but you're right so what else can i do),i don't have mbb friends to vent to and fanperson(is there a gender neutral term for fanboy/fangirl?) over mx with and this is really nice and fulfilling(again,if i'm boring you,you can just delete the messages and not reply!) so THANKS!it's great to strive to be a better person but i feel like one(you) should also acknowledge the good things they're already doing(cont?) 6. you showed such pure kindness and really melted someone's(my) heart and that's a Big Deal!djkghddgwe can agree that we both inspired each other :') also please i feel like you're such a wonderful soul and you really deserve every bit of gratitude and appreciation i managed to express(i feel a lot moreprobably) so!yeah!reminder that you're lovely and deserve to be appreciated and i'm also very,very happy you're here!you made my day brighter for the 2nd time now wow!thanks! i hope you and(cont.:() 7. your gorgeous heart are taking good care and enjoying your day/night! and this cb!i really like it i haven't had time to listen to the entire album but jealousy!is a bop honestly it's my type of jam and the choreo is stunning and so are their voices!iwas so skeptical about the lyrics(they could've been like hero or stuck and those made me a bit >:/ honestly) but i really should've known they wouldn't fail me in any way ever!i can't wait to hear the rest of the songs i hope you enjoy them too!bye

hi theory anon, it's nice to hear from u again ! firstly, i am so sorry for the slow reply to this ! but im rly glad to know that u are doing good :-) i'm doing ok too thank u !! how are u ? kfjjfdsjfdf sorry that u had to read my tags but thank u for saying that !! i just feel so guilty when i do nothing bc im absolutely terrified of time passing too quickly ? just the thought of letting a few minutes go to waste is overwhelming ? even though i know it's not rational to think like this but ??? theres just this constant feeling that im running out of time so i try to get rid of it by always doing smth ?? and feel bad when i dont ? idk ?? but anyway im working on it and ill be ok ! sorry..not to be dramatic and tmi and all that kjdfdj istg this blog gives me too much freedom to say...too much :( (hope the internet folks that collect metadata never read the garbage i write bc..yikes they aren't gonna hav the best time) anyway..yea. what a paragraph to start off this reply :( sorry for the honesty and saying so much all the time btw :( not that being honest is necessarily a bad thing but ! idk every time i write smth i suddenly feel extra self conscious and feel like deleting it bc im rly embarrassed and always end up having big regret later when i reread anything ive typed up !! but i just keep writing them anyway bc...idk ?? i'd rly hate it if someone got discouraged from sharing their thoughts/worries/feelings which i think is a rly important human thing :( so  yea im rly embarrassed w anything i write but i'll keep doing it anyway bc i'm all for that kind of stuff and sometimes i know its not easy and it takes someone a lot to share that and its a good thing and i dont ever want anyone to feel discouraged from doing that ! anyway i just felt like i rly needed to say all of this..but pls dont feel obliged to reply to this mess !! anyway back to mx ! you are right :( i also hope mx feel like what they've done is worth smth w/e their definition or standard of that is :( like.. all of the hard work they've put into being mx it certainly means so much to fans but i hope all the hard work they've put into being mx also means smth to them at the end of the day and they are happy w what they're doing and what they've achieved so far :( and yes we'd love mx to always be rewarded in the real world :( though we love them and we want to get them a win, i know that everyone has their commitments, means and different circumstances and we can only do so much :( but even if u think its just a small contribution, everything adds up and counts and i know that all mbb hav contributed in some way in helping them get another win for this cb ! there are some mbb who can't buy albums or streaming passes and things and i hope they don't feel bad for this :( even if all you can do is watch the mv once or twice, even if you could only vote, i hope you know that it all counts and matters !! abt mx's schedule, i get tired just by looking at their weekly one idk how they can even put up w it all ?? after this they'll hav their japanese album and things and then they'll have their concerts and on top of all that apparently [some of them are also studying] ????? they are so hardworking :( HOW do they do it !! just..thinking abt their schedule is overwhelming !!! also pls dont think that you're boring me or anything like that :( im so thankful for any msg i receive and the fact that u actually took the time to type out smth to send to me ?? im so grateful ?? u are never boring !! honestly even if u sent me a stainless steel dishwasher manual w the page length of like..23 bibles, i'd still love u for it and i'd prob read all of it :( btw thank u sm for saying all those kind things !!! receiving kindness for the 3rd time is rly !!!!!!! and once again i've done nothing to deserve it :( i dont even know what i can say to you that will ever be enough to thank u again or to top what u hav already said ! if there was like a...maslows hierarchy of kindness of smth, ur at the very top of that triangle and anything i say will never be as kind as what you have said !! for you, i can agree that we both inspired each other :-) but really thank u so much from the bottom of my heart :( i hope you know how kind and lovely u are too ! if nobody told u this today, i wanted to say that im rly grateful to know u and i'm happy that you're here !! thank u again for being so kind and thoughtful and for making me smile !! :( same, i havent properly listened to the whole album either bc ive just been letting it stream in the background (but i dont count that as a proper listen unless i listen w headphones tbh) ill give it a good listen one day ! also im a repeat 1 kind of garbage person until i feel the need to listen to a new song ?? and rn jealousy to me is a song that gets better w every listen ??? shes too powerful atm :( one day ill listen to another song but today is not that day ! Actually.....I think jealousy is my fav mx song ???? before this cb i didnt hav a fav bc i couldnt pick the song i liked most out of blue moon/blind/fighter/incomparable. i was just gonna base it off the one w the most play count out of those 4 but now i know its jealousy ! what are ur fav mx songs ?? btw i know im always saying that anything mx releases is always a masterpiece no matter what, but in all seriousness its ok if u didn't like smth they released. i don't think it makes u any less of a mbb if u didn't enjoy a certain release or if u only liked one aspect of a thing but not so much the rest of the thing. anyway not to sound so...stale and commonplace but for lack of a better word/sentence, at the end of the day your own reactions and feelings to a piece of art like music...it's all just subjective isnt it ?? not liking that thing doesnt mean that its not a masterpiece or its any less of a masterpiece to someone else either so !! it's ok !! anyway this is rly....ive written a lot and its all over the place and incoherent probably :( i'm sorry !! feel free to reply whenever u feel like it, or no pressure on never replying at all btw ! also feel free to disagree w anything i say ! thank u sm for talking to me abt mx bc ive also got no mbb friends so !!! thank you :( theres so many times where i rly want to start a conversation w someone but im too scared and also i've got no clue abt how to initiate conversation ! and the times when i do manage to...i get stuck on how to keep the conversation going ? but when i figure smth out then im coming for u @ friendship !! i hope u had a good weekend and that you got some rest and that ur doing ok wherever u are !! until next time, take care ❤️❤️❤️

[allenmendezsr]

Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

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    “I Thought I Would Never Cure my Asthma But Contrary To My Doctor’s Prediction, I Cured Asthma Naturally, Without Drugs & In a Few Days, After Years of ‘Trying’ You Can Too! Here’s How…”

  As a Former Asthma sufferer for over 30 years, I will show you how I cured my Asthma the natural way and helped thousands of people do the same.

Dear Friend,

If you want a proven, all-natural way to cure your asthma, without having to pay for useless medications with harmful side-effects, then this is the most important page you’ll ever read.

Are you tired of suffering from…

Shortness of Breath or Losing your Breath Easily. Frequent Cough, Especially at Night. Feeling Very Tired or Weak All the Time. Embarrassing Wheezing or Coughing Easily. Feeling Tired, Easily Upset, Grouchy, Suffocated, or Moody. Constant Decreases or Changes in your Lung Function. Signs of a Cold or Allergies. Sneezing, Runny Nose, Cough, Nasal Congestion, Sore Throat, and Headache. Chest Tightness, Pain, or Pressure. Trouble Sleeping or Insomnia. Asthma Attacks.

Did you know that Asthma Claims Approximately 5,000 Lives Annually in the United States? And an additional 180,000 deaths per year in the rest of the World?

Let’s face it, when your days are spent struggling to breathe, nights feeling miserable coughing, all you want is…to breathe and feel human again!

But, if you’re like most asthma sufferers, you’ve paid a fortune on doctor and prescription medications with nothing except life-altering side effects to add to your depressing symptoms.

You’ve tried every prescription drug to rid yourself of your horrid asthma symptoms.

Side effects from inhaled corticosteroids include poor growth, decreased bone density, chicken pox that spreads to organs, easy bruising, cataracts, glaucoma and adrenal gland suppression.

Or, stomach upset, headaches, liver abnormalities, skin rashes, churg strauss, itchy sore throat, sneezing or stuffy nose, viral illnesses, upper respiratory tract infections, sinusitis, hives, feeling dizzy or faint, changes in voice, swelling of the tongue, difficulty swallowing and even cancer!

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

My name is Jerry. As an asthma sufferer since childhood, I know what it’s like to feel victim to shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, and don’t forget, a list of life-threatening asthma attacks.

My asthma literally took over my life. I couldn’t do any normal activities like playing sports, making angels in the snow during winter, going for a walk while the sun beats down on my face, or even sitting in the park for a picnic with my family.

Not to mention the nighttime trips to the emergency room.

Sure, I consulted with doctors and healthcare specialists about my condition. In fact, I went to over a dozen different specialists during the years. I spent countless dollars on expensive prescriptions. I even tried every over-the-counter product available.

The result? My symptoms got worse over time as my immune system became used to the medicine. And the side effects became unbearable.

After over 30 years battling against asthma, I finally found an all-natural, no side-effect solution to cure this horrendous problem.

Now, I finally feel, breathe and sleep better. But most of all, I feel like a normal person.

I’m no longer a slave to my inhaler. I exercise when I want, how long I want. I even perform normal activities I’ve always wanted to do, such as playing beach volleyball in the heat of summer or skiing with my friends.

Best of all!

I threw my inhaler and asthma medications – right in the trash!

You should know that I owe my new life to an innovative discovery of which I explain in my program “Asthma Relief Forever™.”

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the asthma cure that works! Proven to be safe, natural and a permanent solution to cure asthma for good.

More importantly, my user-friendly program is proven to solve your asthma problem from just a few days, right from the comforts of your home.

  Jacob Smith

“Dear Jerry,

After reading your story, I was hooked because I have been suffering from asthma since childhood. My mother was an asthma sufferer and it was kind of normal that I suffered from it as well. I’m 24 years old now and my asthma had ups and down during the years. Someday I felt normal, other days I couldnt even breathe.

I want to thank you for the excellent program. It all makes sense and results dont lie. For the first time in my life I feel renewed with energy and convinced that after following Asthma Free forever for longer I will be asthma free! The name is really well suited for your program! God bless you”

Mark Parson

“After getting started, I have seen shocking results – but in a good way. 20 years suffering from asthma and your product was the only one that showed results. You were more than correct when you said that most asthma products treat only the symptoms so that one has to keep buying over and over again. I have been using other products for years but without any long lasting results. I highly recommend your product for any asthma sufferer!”

Emily

“Jerry, You sure must be crazy. Why anyone would sell such a remedy for a few dollars when theirs no real alternative. You could as well sell it for thousands and still have clients! Anyways, I’m truly impressed with the results.

You’ve truly doing a favor to all asthma sufferers around the world.”

James Grimo “I’ve been looking everywhere for an alternative to the typical asthma medication. I finally found it. The results are impressive and cant believe that this did more than any other treatment that have been following for years! I’ve never seen anything working so well, and as quickly as Asthma Free Forever did – and I guarantee that!”

Margaret Bowman “I dont normally sit down and write such messages but I couldn’t help but let you know that I’m very pleased with Asthma Free Forever. Your remedy is well suited for me simply because it shows everything step by step, without any filler words. I started the remedy right from the start without any problems, the clear instructions helped me a low. I am now at week 3 and I can already see a huge difference. I thrower my inhaler in the bin already!”

Bob White “Started your remedy 2 weeks ago and so far I’m very impressed with it. I wanted to send you a thank you email because its difficult to find anything that helps asthma like your asthma free cure. Thank you for being so supportive and actually offering a remedy that works.”

Jason Veloso “I can’t believe it! when I first saw Asthma Free Forever I was very skeptic but the results I’m getting are absolutely great. I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’re still thinking of buying, stop and order straight away – you’ll be glad you did.”

Kevin “Hello, I have been looking everywhere for an asthma cure like Asthma Free Forever – something that would do what it said it would. I had wasted countless money on the so called asthma remedies before, but in vain, so I had to congratulate the author of this remedy for making it available to us. Thank You!”

  I created my program in laymen’s terms and with simplicity in mind. All that’s needed is a little bit of work for your asthma to disappear…for life.

You’ll get…

Now, ask yourself this… How much would you pay to have a normal life – free from asthma?

Would you pay $1,000? $2,000? $5,000? More?

Well, if you’ve spent a considerable amount of time going to doctors, paying for prescriptions and useless over-the-counter medications, it’s safe to say that over the years, you’ve paid …much more than those sums! I sure did!

The sad thing is that even after spending a small fortune, you’re still left suffering with life-altering symptoms of asthma.

So, you’ll be glad to know, as a long-time sufferer myself, I would never charge you what this program is really worth.

Why? Because I want to help as many people as possible.

So for that reason, and for a limited time only, I’m making Asthma Relief Forever™ available for only…

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

    The best part about Asthma Relief Forever™ is the ability to cure yourself in the comforts and privacy of your own home. In fact, no one will ever know that you are an Asthma sufferer, other than – YOU!

And, if you’re not completely satisfied, you can even return my program at your own discretion too.

If Asthma Relief Forever™ doesn’t give you the results I say it will, simply contact me within 60 days for a prompt refund.

No Questions Asked! No Hassles! No Problem!

Chlorella and spirulina are truly the most astounding food sources on planet Earth. In this special report, you’ll learn about the astonishing health benefits and nutritional achievements of these two foods, and you’ll see why you need to get these into your diet immediately..

Physicians rarely promote the curative properties of H2O, but Dr. Batmanghelidj, M.D. has studied water’s effect on the human body and has found it to be one of the best pain relievers and preventative therapies in existence. Dr. Batmanghelidj shares his research and stories about “The Healing Power of Water.”

If you struggle with weight gain it’s a good bet that you have tried at least one of the “fad” diets that crop up on a regular basis.

The truth is that some of these diets may grant you temporary weight loss. In the usual case, however, the weight returns as soon as you stray from the diet.

The bottom line is that you gain weight because you consume more calories than your body is able to use and no diet is a substitute for good eating habits…

Superfoods are jam-packed with the big three for optimal health – nutrients, fiber and antioxidants. They are the power your body is looking for in food…the power you don’t always give it!

It’s like nature has loaded all the nutritional necessities into one neat package. These are the colorful variety of foods you’ve been hearing about, the “rainbow for your plate”…a gift of benefits to your well being…

Have you tried one diet after the other, without being satisfied? If your answer is YES to this question then this is for you. This book will answers the following questions:

Is raw food healthy? Do you need animal foods? Are supplements necessary to meet your nutritional needs? Is it possible to live on a vegan diet? Is it better to eat cooked or raw food? Can you enjoy eating a raw food diet in a cold climate? What’s important to know, if you want to live on a 100% raw diet?

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to find the long lost Fountain of Youth? I can’t promise you that, but I can give you a close second.

Tear down the curtain of mystery that surrounds fad diets. 43 Nutrition Secrets will de-mystify and reveal the answers you need before you start wondering where you are going to store all those special meals that cost an arm and a leg.

There is a network of elite herbalists, holistic healers, and renegade medical doctors throughout the world, performing miracles on a daily basis. Thousands of people throughout the world have come to these “miracle doctors” terminally ill, and thousands have left healthy. Now, the secrets of these Miracle Doctors are revealed in this step-by-step guide to optimum health and relief from catastrophic illness…

If you want to get all these books for free and to finally become asthma-free, then HURRY! The discounted price is only available for a limited time.

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Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

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Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

 Buy Now

    “I Thought I Would Never Cure my Asthma But Contrary To My Doctor’s Prediction, I Cured Asthma Naturally, Without Drugs & In a Few Days, After Years of ‘Trying’ You Can Too! Here’s How…”

  As a Former Asthma sufferer for over 30 years, I will show you how I cured my Asthma the natural way and helped thousands of people do the same.

Dear Friend,

If you want a proven, all-natural way to cure your asthma, without having to pay for useless medications with harmful side-effects, then this is the most important page you’ll ever read.

Are you tired of suffering from…

Shortness of Breath or Losing your Breath Easily. Frequent Cough, Especially at Night. Feeling Very Tired or Weak All the Time. Embarrassing Wheezing or Coughing Easily. Feeling Tired, Easily Upset, Grouchy, Suffocated, or Moody. Constant Decreases or Changes in your Lung Function. Signs of a Cold or Allergies. Sneezing, Runny Nose, Cough, Nasal Congestion, Sore Throat, and Headache. Chest Tightness, Pain, or Pressure. Trouble Sleeping or Insomnia. Asthma Attacks.

Did you know that Asthma Claims Approximately 5,000 Lives Annually in the United States? And an additional 180,000 deaths per year in the rest of the World?

Let’s face it, when your days are spent struggling to breathe, nights feeling miserable coughing, all you want is…to breathe and feel human again!

But, if you’re like most asthma sufferers, you’ve paid a fortune on doctor and prescription medications with nothing except life-altering side effects to add to your depressing symptoms.

You’ve tried every prescription drug to rid yourself of your horrid asthma symptoms.

Side effects from inhaled corticosteroids include poor growth, decreased bone density, chicken pox that spreads to organs, easy bruising, cataracts, glaucoma and adrenal gland suppression.

Or, stomach upset, headaches, liver abnormalities, skin rashes, churg strauss, itchy sore throat, sneezing or stuffy nose, viral illnesses, upper respiratory tract infections, sinusitis, hives, feeling dizzy or faint, changes in voice, swelling of the tongue, difficulty swallowing and even cancer!

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

My name is Jerry. As an asthma sufferer since childhood, I know what it’s like to feel victim to shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, and don’t forget, a list of life-threatening asthma attacks.

My asthma literally took over my life. I couldn’t do any normal activities like playing sports, making angels in the snow during winter, going for a walk while the sun beats down on my face, or even sitting in the park for a picnic with my family.

Not to mention the nighttime trips to the emergency room.

Sure, I consulted with doctors and healthcare specialists about my condition. In fact, I went to over a dozen different specialists during the years. I spent countless dollars on expensive prescriptions. I even tried every over-the-counter product available.

The result? My symptoms got worse over time as my immune system became used to the medicine. And the side effects became unbearable.

After over 30 years battling against asthma, I finally found an all-natural, no side-effect solution to cure this horrendous problem.

Now, I finally feel, breathe and sleep better. But most of all, I feel like a normal person.

I’m no longer a slave to my inhaler. I exercise when I want, how long I want. I even perform normal activities I’ve always wanted to do, such as playing beach volleyball in the heat of summer or skiing with my friends.

Best of all!

I threw my inhaler and asthma medications – right in the trash!

You should know that I owe my new life to an innovative discovery of which I explain in my program “Asthma Relief Forever™.”

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the asthma cure that works! Proven to be safe, natural and a permanent solution to cure asthma for good.

More importantly, my user-friendly program is proven to solve your asthma problem from just a few days, right from the comforts of your home.

  Jacob Smith

“Dear Jerry,

After reading your story, I was hooked because I have been suffering from asthma since childhood. My mother was an asthma sufferer and it was kind of normal that I suffered from it as well. I’m 24 years old now and my asthma had ups and down during the years. Someday I felt normal, other days I couldnt even breathe.

I want to thank you for the excellent program. It all makes sense and results dont lie. For the first time in my life I feel renewed with energy and convinced that after following Asthma Free forever for longer I will be asthma free! The name is really well suited for your program! God bless you”

Mark Parson

“After getting started, I have seen shocking results – but in a good way. 20 years suffering from asthma and your product was the only one that showed results. You were more than correct when you said that most asthma products treat only the symptoms so that one has to keep buying over and over again. I have been using other products for years but without any long lasting results. I highly recommend your product for any asthma sufferer!”

Emily

“Jerry, You sure must be crazy. Why anyone would sell such a remedy for a few dollars when theirs no real alternative. You could as well sell it for thousands and still have clients! Anyways, I’m truly impressed with the results.

You’ve truly doing a favor to all asthma sufferers around the world.”

James Grimo “I’ve been looking everywhere for an alternative to the typical asthma medication. I finally found it. The results are impressive and cant believe that this did more than any other treatment that have been following for years! I’ve never seen anything working so well, and as quickly as Asthma Free Forever did – and I guarantee that!”

Margaret Bowman “I dont normally sit down and write such messages but I couldn’t help but let you know that I’m very pleased with Asthma Free Forever. Your remedy is well suited for me simply because it shows everything step by step, without any filler words. I started the remedy right from the start without any problems, the clear instructions helped me a low. I am now at week 3 and I can already see a huge difference. I thrower my inhaler in the bin already!”

Bob White “Started your remedy 2 weeks ago and so far I’m very impressed with it. I wanted to send you a thank you email because its difficult to find anything that helps asthma like your asthma free cure. Thank you for being so supportive and actually offering a remedy that works.”

Jason Veloso “I can’t believe it! when I first saw Asthma Free Forever I was very skeptic but the results I’m getting are absolutely great. I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’re still thinking of buying, stop and order straight away – you’ll be glad you did.”

Kevin “Hello, I have been looking everywhere for an asthma cure like Asthma Free Forever – something that would do what it said it would. I had wasted countless money on the so called asthma remedies before, but in vain, so I had to congratulate the author of this remedy for making it available to us. Thank You!”

  I created my program in laymen’s terms and with simplicity in mind. All that’s needed is a little bit of work for your asthma to disappear…for life.

You’ll get…

Now, ask yourself this… How much would you pay to have a normal life – free from asthma?

Would you pay $1,000? $2,000? $5,000? More?

Well, if you’ve spent a considerable amount of time going to doctors, paying for prescriptions and useless over-the-counter medications, it’s safe to say that over the years, you’ve paid …much more than those sums! I sure did!

The sad thing is that even after spending a small fortune, you’re still left suffering with life-altering symptoms of asthma.

So, you’ll be glad to know, as a long-time sufferer myself, I would never charge you what this program is really worth.

Why? Because I want to help as many people as possible.

So for that reason, and for a limited time only, I’m making Asthma Relief Forever™ available for only…

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

    The best part about Asthma Relief Forever™ is the ability to cure yourself in the comforts and privacy of your own home. In fact, no one will ever know that you are an Asthma sufferer, other than – YOU!

And, if you’re not completely satisfied, you can even return my program at your own discretion too.

If Asthma Relief Forever™ doesn’t give you the results I say it will, simply contact me within 60 days for a prompt refund.

No Questions Asked! No Hassles! No Problem!

Chlorella and spirulina are truly the most astounding food sources on planet Earth. In this special report, you’ll learn about the astonishing health benefits and nutritional achievements of these two foods, and you’ll see why you need to get these into your diet immediately..

Physicians rarely promote the curative properties of H2O, but Dr. Batmanghelidj, M.D. has studied water’s effect on the human body and has found it to be one of the best pain relievers and preventative therapies in existence. Dr. Batmanghelidj shares his research and stories about “The Healing Power of Water.”

If you struggle with weight gain it’s a good bet that you have tried at least one of the “fad” diets that crop up on a regular basis.

The truth is that some of these diets may grant you temporary weight loss. In the usual case, however, the weight returns as soon as you stray from the diet.

The bottom line is that you gain weight because you consume more calories than your body is able to use and no diet is a substitute for good eating habits…

Superfoods are jam-packed with the big three for optimal health – nutrients, fiber and antioxidants. They are the power your body is looking for in food…the power you don’t always give it!

It’s like nature has loaded all the nutritional necessities into one neat package. These are the colorful variety of foods you’ve been hearing about, the “rainbow for your plate”…a gift of benefits to your well being…

Have you tried one diet after the other, without being satisfied? If your answer is YES to this question then this is for you. This book will answers the following questions:

Is raw food healthy? Do you need animal foods? Are supplements necessary to meet your nutritional needs? Is it possible to live on a vegan diet? Is it better to eat cooked or raw food? Can you enjoy eating a raw food diet in a cold climate? What’s important to know, if you want to live on a 100% raw diet?

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to find the long lost Fountain of Youth? I can’t promise you that, but I can give you a close second.

Tear down the curtain of mystery that surrounds fad diets. 43 Nutrition Secrets will de-mystify and reveal the answers you need before you start wondering where you are going to store all those special meals that cost an arm and a leg.

There is a network of elite herbalists, holistic healers, and renegade medical doctors throughout the world, performing miracles on a daily basis. Thousands of people throughout the world have come to these “miracle doctors” terminally ill, and thousands have left healthy. Now, the secrets of these Miracle Doctors are revealed in this step-by-step guide to optimum health and relief from catastrophic illness…

If you want to get all these books for free and to finally become asthma-free, then HURRY! The discounted price is only available for a limited time.

And, remember, if you need help, you can send me as many emails as you like. I’ll be happy to answer any questions you have.

Order Asthma Relief Forever™ NOW!

You are about to get instant access to this best selling guide even if it’s 3 in the morning

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the natural asthma remedy that anyone living in any part of the world can benefit from.

It also comes with a 60 Day, 100% Money Back Guarantee – because I am sure that you will like greatly benefit from the program.

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

I’m sure you’ll agree that for just $37, it’s worth it to be Asthma Relief Forever™! Remember, you’re backed by my complete 60-day money back guarantee if for any reason you’re unhappy with the results after trying my step-by-step asthma remedy!

To your new, asthma-free life!

P.S. If you’ve an asthma sufferer, you’ve suffered far too long. Now’s the time to cure your asthma, for good – at this remarkably low price. Order Now!

P.P.S. Remember, today’s price of

$37

is only available for a limited period. After all spots are gone, the price will go up again! So, be sure to reserve your spot… TODAY!

P.P.P.S. Finally! Getting permanent relief is yours risk-free for the next 60 days, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

[allenmendezsr]

Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

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Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

 Buy Now

    “I Thought I Would Never Cure my Asthma But Contrary To My Doctor’s Prediction, I Cured Asthma Naturally, Without Drugs & In a Few Days, After Years of ‘Trying’ You Can Too! Here’s How…”

  As a Former Asthma sufferer for over 30 years, I will show you how I cured my Asthma the natural way and helped thousands of people do the same.

Dear Friend,

If you want a proven, all-natural way to cure your asthma, without having to pay for useless medications with harmful side-effects, then this is the most important page you’ll ever read.

Are you tired of suffering from…

Shortness of Breath or Losing your Breath Easily. Frequent Cough, Especially at Night. Feeling Very Tired or Weak All the Time. Embarrassing Wheezing or Coughing Easily. Feeling Tired, Easily Upset, Grouchy, Suffocated, or Moody. Constant Decreases or Changes in your Lung Function. Signs of a Cold or Allergies. Sneezing, Runny Nose, Cough, Nasal Congestion, Sore Throat, and Headache. Chest Tightness, Pain, or Pressure. Trouble Sleeping or Insomnia. Asthma Attacks.

Did you know that Asthma Claims Approximately 5,000 Lives Annually in the United States? And an additional 180,000 deaths per year in the rest of the World?

Let’s face it, when your days are spent struggling to breathe, nights feeling miserable coughing, all you want is…to breathe and feel human again!

But, if you’re like most asthma sufferers, you’ve paid a fortune on doctor and prescription medications with nothing except life-altering side effects to add to your depressing symptoms.

You’ve tried every prescription drug to rid yourself of your horrid asthma symptoms.

Side effects from inhaled corticosteroids include poor growth, decreased bone density, chicken pox that spreads to organs, easy bruising, cataracts, glaucoma and adrenal gland suppression.

Or, stomach upset, headaches, liver abnormalities, skin rashes, churg strauss, itchy sore throat, sneezing or stuffy nose, viral illnesses, upper respiratory tract infections, sinusitis, hives, feeling dizzy or faint, changes in voice, swelling of the tongue, difficulty swallowing and even cancer!

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

My name is Jerry. As an asthma sufferer since childhood, I know what it’s like to feel victim to shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, and don’t forget, a list of life-threatening asthma attacks.

My asthma literally took over my life. I couldn’t do any normal activities like playing sports, making angels in the snow during winter, going for a walk while the sun beats down on my face, or even sitting in the park for a picnic with my family.

Not to mention the nighttime trips to the emergency room.

Sure, I consulted with doctors and healthcare specialists about my condition. In fact, I went to over a dozen different specialists during the years. I spent countless dollars on expensive prescriptions. I even tried every over-the-counter product available.

The result? My symptoms got worse over time as my immune system became used to the medicine. And the side effects became unbearable.

After over 30 years battling against asthma, I finally found an all-natural, no side-effect solution to cure this horrendous problem.

Now, I finally feel, breathe and sleep better. But most of all, I feel like a normal person.

I’m no longer a slave to my inhaler. I exercise when I want, how long I want. I even perform normal activities I’ve always wanted to do, such as playing beach volleyball in the heat of summer or skiing with my friends.

Best of all!

I threw my inhaler and asthma medications – right in the trash!

You should know that I owe my new life to an innovative discovery of which I explain in my program “Asthma Relief Forever™.”

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the asthma cure that works! Proven to be safe, natural and a permanent solution to cure asthma for good.

More importantly, my user-friendly program is proven to solve your asthma problem from just a few days, right from the comforts of your home.

  Jacob Smith

“Dear Jerry,

After reading your story, I was hooked because I have been suffering from asthma since childhood. My mother was an asthma sufferer and it was kind of normal that I suffered from it as well. I’m 24 years old now and my asthma had ups and down during the years. Someday I felt normal, other days I couldnt even breathe.

I want to thank you for the excellent program. It all makes sense and results dont lie. For the first time in my life I feel renewed with energy and convinced that after following Asthma Free forever for longer I will be asthma free! The name is really well suited for your program! God bless you”

Mark Parson

“After getting started, I have seen shocking results – but in a good way. 20 years suffering from asthma and your product was the only one that showed results. You were more than correct when you said that most asthma products treat only the symptoms so that one has to keep buying over and over again. I have been using other products for years but without any long lasting results. I highly recommend your product for any asthma sufferer!”

Emily

“Jerry, You sure must be crazy. Why anyone would sell such a remedy for a few dollars when theirs no real alternative. You could as well sell it for thousands and still have clients! Anyways, I’m truly impressed with the results.

You’ve truly doing a favor to all asthma sufferers around the world.”

James Grimo “I’ve been looking everywhere for an alternative to the typical asthma medication. I finally found it. The results are impressive and cant believe that this did more than any other treatment that have been following for years! I’ve never seen anything working so well, and as quickly as Asthma Free Forever did – and I guarantee that!”

Margaret Bowman “I dont normally sit down and write such messages but I couldn’t help but let you know that I’m very pleased with Asthma Free Forever. Your remedy is well suited for me simply because it shows everything step by step, without any filler words. I started the remedy right from the start without any problems, the clear instructions helped me a low. I am now at week 3 and I can already see a huge difference. I thrower my inhaler in the bin already!”

Bob White “Started your remedy 2 weeks ago and so far I’m very impressed with it. I wanted to send you a thank you email because its difficult to find anything that helps asthma like your asthma free cure. Thank you for being so supportive and actually offering a remedy that works.”

Jason Veloso “I can’t believe it! when I first saw Asthma Free Forever I was very skeptic but the results I’m getting are absolutely great. I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’re still thinking of buying, stop and order straight away – you’ll be glad you did.”

Kevin “Hello, I have been looking everywhere for an asthma cure like Asthma Free Forever – something that would do what it said it would. I had wasted countless money on the so called asthma remedies before, but in vain, so I had to congratulate the author of this remedy for making it available to us. Thank You!”

  I created my program in laymen’s terms and with simplicity in mind. All that’s needed is a little bit of work for your asthma to disappear…for life.

You’ll get…

Now, ask yourself this… How much would you pay to have a normal life – free from asthma?

Would you pay $1,000? $2,000? $5,000? More?

Well, if you’ve spent a considerable amount of time going to doctors, paying for prescriptions and useless over-the-counter medications, it’s safe to say that over the years, you’ve paid …much more than those sums! I sure did!

The sad thing is that even after spending a small fortune, you’re still left suffering with life-altering symptoms of asthma.

So, you’ll be glad to know, as a long-time sufferer myself, I would never charge you what this program is really worth.

Why? Because I want to help as many people as possible.

So for that reason, and for a limited time only, I’m making Asthma Relief Forever™ available for only…

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

    The best part about Asthma Relief Forever™ is the ability to cure yourself in the comforts and privacy of your own home. In fact, no one will ever know that you are an Asthma sufferer, other than – YOU!

And, if you’re not completely satisfied, you can even return my program at your own discretion too.

If Asthma Relief Forever™ doesn’t give you the results I say it will, simply contact me within 60 days for a prompt refund.

No Questions Asked! No Hassles! No Problem!

Chlorella and spirulina are truly the most astounding food sources on planet Earth. In this special report, you’ll learn about the astonishing health benefits and nutritional achievements of these two foods, and you’ll see why you need to get these into your diet immediately..

Physicians rarely promote the curative properties of H2O, but Dr. Batmanghelidj, M.D. has studied water’s effect on the human body and has found it to be one of the best pain relievers and preventative therapies in existence. Dr. Batmanghelidj shares his research and stories about “The Healing Power of Water.”

If you struggle with weight gain it’s a good bet that you have tried at least one of the “fad” diets that crop up on a regular basis.

The truth is that some of these diets may grant you temporary weight loss. In the usual case, however, the weight returns as soon as you stray from the diet.

The bottom line is that you gain weight because you consume more calories than your body is able to use and no diet is a substitute for good eating habits…

Superfoods are jam-packed with the big three for optimal health – nutrients, fiber and antioxidants. They are the power your body is looking for in food…the power you don’t always give it!

It’s like nature has loaded all the nutritional necessities into one neat package. These are the colorful variety of foods you’ve been hearing about, the “rainbow for your plate”…a gift of benefits to your well being…

Have you tried one diet after the other, without being satisfied? If your answer is YES to this question then this is for you. This book will answers the following questions:

Is raw food healthy? Do you need animal foods? Are supplements necessary to meet your nutritional needs? Is it possible to live on a vegan diet? Is it better to eat cooked or raw food? Can you enjoy eating a raw food diet in a cold climate? What’s important to know, if you want to live on a 100% raw diet?

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to find the long lost Fountain of Youth? I can’t promise you that, but I can give you a close second.

Tear down the curtain of mystery that surrounds fad diets. 43 Nutrition Secrets will de-mystify and reveal the answers you need before you start wondering where you are going to store all those special meals that cost an arm and a leg.

There is a network of elite herbalists, holistic healers, and renegade medical doctors throughout the world, performing miracles on a daily basis. Thousands of people throughout the world have come to these “miracle doctors” terminally ill, and thousands have left healthy. Now, the secrets of these Miracle Doctors are revealed in this step-by-step guide to optimum health and relief from catastrophic illness…

If you want to get all these books for free and to finally become asthma-free, then HURRY! The discounted price is only available for a limited time.

And, remember, if you need help, you can send me as many emails as you like. I’ll be happy to answer any questions you have.

Order Asthma Relief Forever™ NOW!

You are about to get instant access to this best selling guide even if it’s 3 in the morning

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the natural asthma remedy that anyone living in any part of the world can benefit from.

It also comes with a 60 Day, 100% Money Back Guarantee – because I am sure that you will like greatly benefit from the program.

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

I’m sure you’ll agree that for just $37, it’s worth it to be Asthma Relief Forever™! Remember, you’re backed by my complete 60-day money back guarantee if for any reason you’re unhappy with the results after trying my step-by-step asthma remedy!

To your new, asthma-free life!

P.S. If you’ve an asthma sufferer, you’ve suffered far too long. Now’s the time to cure your asthma, for good – at this remarkably low price. Order Now!

P.P.S. Remember, today’s price of

$37

is only available for a limited period. After all spots are gone, the price will go up again! So, be sure to reserve your spot… TODAY!

P.P.P.S. Finally! Getting permanent relief is yours risk-free for the next 60 days, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

[allenmendezsr]

Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

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Asthma Relief Forever ~ Updated For 2020

 Buy Now    

“I Thought I Would Never Cure my Asthma But Contrary To My Doctor’s Prediction, I Cured Asthma Naturally, Without Drugs & In a Few Days, After Years of ‘Trying’ You Can Too! Here’s How…”

  As a Former Asthma sufferer for over 30 years, I will show you how I cured my Asthma the natural way and helped thousands of people do the same.

Dear Friend,

If you want a proven, all-natural way to cure your asthma, without having to pay for useless medications with harmful side-effects, then this is the most important page you’ll ever read.

Are you tired of suffering from…

Shortness of Breath or Losing your Breath Easily. Frequent Cough, Especially at Night. Feeling Very Tired or Weak All the Time. Embarrassing Wheezing or Coughing Easily. Feeling Tired, Easily Upset, Grouchy, Suffocated, or Moody. Constant Decreases or Changes in your Lung Function. Signs of a Cold or Allergies. Sneezing, Runny Nose, Cough, Nasal Congestion, Sore Throat, and Headache. Chest Tightness, Pain, or Pressure. Trouble Sleeping or Insomnia. Asthma Attacks.

Did you know that Asthma Claims Approximately 5,000 Lives Annually in the United States? And an additional 180,000 deaths per year in the rest of the World?

Let’s face it, when your days are spent struggling to breathe, nights feeling miserable coughing, all you want is…to breathe and feel human again!

But, if you’re like most asthma sufferers, you’ve paid a fortune on doctor and prescription medications with nothing except life-altering side effects to add to your depressing symptoms.

You’ve tried every prescription drug to rid yourself of your horrid asthma symptoms.

Side effects from inhaled corticosteroids include poor growth, decreased bone density, chicken pox that spreads to organs, easy bruising, cataracts, glaucoma and adrenal gland suppression.

Or, stomach upset, headaches, liver abnormalities, skin rashes, churg strauss, itchy sore throat, sneezing or stuffy nose, viral illnesses, upper respiratory tract infections, sinusitis, hives, feeling dizzy or faint, changes in voice, swelling of the tongue, difficulty swallowing and even cancer!

I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

My name is Jerry. As an asthma sufferer since childhood, I know what it’s like to feel victim to shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, and don’t forget, a list of life-threatening asthma attacks.

My asthma literally took over my life. I couldn’t do any normal activities like playing sports, making angels in the snow during winter, going for a walk while the sun beats down on my face, or even sitting in the park for a picnic with my family.

Not to mention the nighttime trips to the emergency room.

Sure, I consulted with doctors and healthcare specialists about my condition. In fact, I went to over a dozen different specialists during the years. I spent countless dollars on expensive prescriptions. I even tried every over-the-counter product available.

The result? My symptoms got worse over time as my immune system became used to the medicine. And the side effects became unbearable.

After over 30 years battling against asthma, I finally found an all-natural, no side-effect solution to cure this horrendous problem.

Now, I finally feel, breathe and sleep better. But most of all, I feel like a normal person.

I’m no longer a slave to my inhaler. I exercise when I want, how long I want. I even perform normal activities I’ve always wanted to do, such as playing beach volleyball in the heat of summer or skiing with my friends.

Best of all!

I threw my inhaler and asthma medications – right in the trash!

You should know that I owe my new life to an innovative discovery of which I explain in my program “Asthma Relief Forever™.”

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the asthma cure that works! Proven to be safe, natural and a permanent solution to cure asthma for good.

More importantly, my user-friendly program is proven to solve your asthma problem from just a few days, right from the comforts of your home.

  Jacob Smith

“Dear Jerry,

After reading your story, I was hooked because I have been suffering from asthma since childhood. My mother was an asthma sufferer and it was kind of normal that I suffered from it as well. I’m 24 years old now and my asthma had ups and down during the years. Someday I felt normal, other days I couldnt even breathe.

I want to thank you for the excellent program. It all makes sense and results dont lie. For the first time in my life I feel renewed with energy and convinced that after following Asthma Free forever for longer I will be asthma free! The name is really well suited for your program! God bless you”

Mark Parson

“After getting started, I have seen shocking results – but in a good way. 20 years suffering from asthma and your product was the only one that showed results. You were more than correct when you said that most asthma products treat only the symptoms so that one has to keep buying over and over again. I have been using other products for years but without any long lasting results. I highly recommend your product for any asthma sufferer!”

Emily

“Jerry, You sure must be crazy. Why anyone would sell such a remedy for a few dollars when theirs no real alternative. You could as well sell it for thousands and still have clients! Anyways, I’m truly impressed with the results.

You’ve truly doing a favor to all asthma sufferers around the world.”

James Grimo “I’ve been looking everywhere for an alternative to the typical asthma medication. I finally found it. The results are impressive and cant believe that this did more than any other treatment that have been following for years! I’ve never seen anything working so well, and as quickly as Asthma Free Forever did – and I guarantee that!”

Margaret Bowman “I dont normally sit down and write such messages but I couldn’t help but let you know that I’m very pleased with Asthma Free Forever. Your remedy is well suited for me simply because it shows everything step by step, without any filler words. I started the remedy right from the start without any problems, the clear instructions helped me a low. I am now at week 3 and I can already see a huge difference. I thrower my inhaler in the bin already!”

Bob White “Started your remedy 2 weeks ago and so far I’m very impressed with it. I wanted to send you a thank you email because its difficult to find anything that helps asthma like your asthma free cure. Thank you for being so supportive and actually offering a remedy that works.”

Jason Veloso “I can’t believe it! when I first saw Asthma Free Forever I was very skeptic but the results I’m getting are absolutely great. I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’re still thinking of buying, stop and order straight away – you’ll be glad you did.”

Kevin “Hello, I have been looking everywhere for an asthma cure like Asthma Free Forever – something that would do what it said it would. I had wasted countless money on the so called asthma remedies before, but in vain, so I had to congratulate the author of this remedy for making it available to us. Thank You!”

  I created my program in laymen’s terms and with simplicity in mind. All that’s needed is a little bit of work for your asthma to disappear…for life.

You’ll get…

Now, ask yourself this… How much would you pay to have a normal life – free from asthma?

Would you pay $1,000? $2,000? $5,000? More?

Well, if you’ve spent a considerable amount of time going to doctors, paying for prescriptions and useless over-the-counter medications, it’s safe to say that over the years, you’ve paid …much more than those sums! I sure did!

The sad thing is that even after spending a small fortune, you’re still left suffering with life-altering symptoms of asthma.

So, you’ll be glad to know, as a long-time sufferer myself, I would never charge you what this program is really worth.

Why? Because I want to help as many people as possible.

So for that reason, and for a limited time only, I’m making Asthma Relief Forever™ available for only…

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

    The best part about Asthma Relief Forever™ is the ability to cure yourself in the comforts and privacy of your own home. In fact, no one will ever know that you are an Asthma sufferer, other than – YOU!

And, if you’re not completely satisfied, you can even return my program at your own discretion too.

If Asthma Relief Forever™ doesn’t give you the results I say it will, simply contact me within 60 days for a prompt refund.

No Questions Asked! No Hassles! No Problem!

Chlorella and spirulina are truly the most astounding food sources on planet Earth. In this special report, you’ll learn about the astonishing health benefits and nutritional achievements of these two foods, and you’ll see why you need to get these into your diet immediately..

Physicians rarely promote the curative properties of H2O, but Dr. Batmanghelidj, M.D. has studied water’s effect on the human body and has found it to be one of the best pain relievers and preventative therapies in existence. Dr. Batmanghelidj shares his research and stories about “The Healing Power of Water.”

If you struggle with weight gain it’s a good bet that you have tried at least one of the “fad” diets that crop up on a regular basis.

The truth is that some of these diets may grant you temporary weight loss. In the usual case, however, the weight returns as soon as you stray from the diet.

The bottom line is that you gain weight because you consume more calories than your body is able to use and no diet is a substitute for good eating habits…

Superfoods are jam-packed with the big three for optimal health – nutrients, fiber and antioxidants. They are the power your body is looking for in food…the power you don’t always give it!

It’s like nature has loaded all the nutritional necessities into one neat package. These are the colorful variety of foods you’ve been hearing about, the “rainbow for your plate”…a gift of benefits to your well being…

Have you tried one diet after the other, without being satisfied? If your answer is YES to this question then this is for you. This book will answers the following questions:

Is raw food healthy? Do you need animal foods? Are supplements necessary to meet your nutritional needs? Is it possible to live on a vegan diet? Is it better to eat cooked or raw food? Can you enjoy eating a raw food diet in a cold climate? What’s important to know, if you want to live on a 100% raw diet?

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to find the long lost Fountain of Youth? I can’t promise you that, but I can give you a close second.

Tear down the curtain of mystery that surrounds fad diets. 43 Nutrition Secrets will de-mystify and reveal the answers you need before you start wondering where you are going to store all those special meals that cost an arm and a leg.

There is a network of elite herbalists, holistic healers, and renegade medical doctors throughout the world, performing miracles on a daily basis. Thousands of people throughout the world have come to these “miracle doctors” terminally ill, and thousands have left healthy. Now, the secrets of these Miracle Doctors are revealed in this step-by-step guide to optimum health and relief from catastrophic illness…

If you want to get all these books for free and to finally become asthma-free, then HURRY! The discounted price is only available for a limited time.

And, remember, if you need help, you can send me as many emails as you like. I’ll be happy to answer any questions you have.

Order Asthma Relief Forever™ NOW!

You are about to get instant access to this best selling guide even if it’s 3 in the morning

Asthma Relief Forever™ is the natural asthma remedy that anyone living in any part of the world can benefit from.

It also comes with a 60 Day, 100% Money Back Guarantee – because I am sure that you will like greatly benefit from the program.

NOTE: Asthma Relief Forever™ is a digital product. You will receive access to the entire system immediately after you order – even if it’s 2am!

I’m sure you’ll agree that for just $37, it’s worth it to be Asthma Relief Forever™! Remember, you’re backed by my complete 60-day money back guarantee if for any reason you’re unhappy with the results after trying my step-by-step asthma remedy!

To your new, asthma-free life!

P.S. If you’ve an asthma sufferer, you’ve suffered far too long. Now’s the time to cure your asthma, for good – at this remarkably low price. Order Now!

P.P.S. Remember, today’s price of

$37

is only available for a limited period. After all spots are gone, the price will go up again! So, be sure to reserve your spot… TODAY!

P.P.P.S. Finally! Getting permanent relief is yours risk-free for the next 60 days, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

[punkscowardschampions]

Indie & Rio

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Rio: aw bubba 😧😔 Rio: plenty of stuff in the kitchen if you ain't already raiding Indie: got my head in the fridge never over its madness Indie: 🍾 + 🍊 for breakfast innit 😂 when you lavish Rio: 😂 we on the champagne too Rio: calling a 2 drink max for you so you don't rinse 'em 😜 Indie: dont be lawin that for me too tho Rio: Bitch I is, keep up Indie: naaaah thats only a glass in each hand Indie: you got rules whenever you be but cant gimme none Rio: 😑 Rio: even you can't test me rn tho Rio: on ☁9 Indie: jam girl im playin 🍾 aint lush 😕 aint be telling mckenna that i cant hang w the poshos but fr Indie: is it? whats got you feelin higher than me? 411 Rio: not got dem mature tastebuds yet younger 😉 Rio: [Picture in the Tiffany shop] Indie: allow it i got 👅 that 💸 cant buy bitch Indie: what bling the boy tryna drop on you 👑 didnt even hear you arguing like 👏 get it girl Indie: guilt gifts be 🔥 Rio: Better than the 🚬 joke I thought you would Rio: maybe you are gettin so grown 😜 Rio: nah nah Rio: not even Rio: idk how to say it it feels surreal, like Rio: you'll think i'm playing fr Indie: innit tho 👵👵👵👵 Indie: ?? Indie: youre playing not to take me w to get a 👶 🎁 but you kno 💖💖💖 Rio: That is a good idea tho the price tag would have you shook Rio: [Pic] Rio: It's an engagement ring Rio: ahh I feel a bit sick Indie: YOUVE GOT JOKES MAN 😂😂😂 Indie: even mckenna aint that highkey he gonna proper wife you rn Rio: mad init Indie: serious? Rio: yeah Rio: promise Indie: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Indie: bitch i aint wearing no dress to the 💒 tho Rio: i know Rio: but how you gon' be maid of honour if you don't? 😘 Indie: ill tax that best man role from other mckenna if you keep playing 💪😎😎 Indie: & i aint callin you mckenna now thatd be a madness of getting you caught up w that boy in convos Rio: Fine we'll discuss this later Rio: 'cos ain't like it's happening now so you know Indie: locked you down w out locking in a date i get it Rio: Yeah Rio: what do you think then Rio: honest Indie: its sick news Indie: the boy be acting right & appreciating what he got 👑👑💖💖 Rio: i'm so glad you think so Rio: thanks, babe Rio: ain't gonna make a big song and dance and tell everyone but i ain't gonna hide it either Rio: know everyone gonna have an opinion, again Rio: just can't get enough, clearly 😂 Indie: feelin the love that you spoke it to me Indie: the only opinion that counts b that he aint finding no better hoe here, in the 24 or anywhere Indie: facts Rio: You gonna make me cry and they gonna throw me out this boujee ass store Indie: wipe dem tears on 💸💸💸 so they kno you can hang still Rio: 😂 Rio: already gonna be out here wearing someone's college tuition on my finger like Rio: see why people do this more than once, get a nice collection going Indie: mckenna gon 😭😭😭 boy is soft Indie: dont let him hear you chatting bout no round 2 Rio: 😏 Rio: poor baby, don't be mean Indie: catch me getting married never i gotta live this thru you amp bitches Rio: Fair, didn't ever expect I would Indie: gon kick it old school like your nan 👶👶👶👶👶 but no 💍 Rio: 😖 Glad you out here thinking so highly of me bitch 😜 Indie: 😂😂😂😂 Indie: is you got the fear tho for reals or nah? Rio: It's weird Rio: I know it's what I want like I didn't even think about saying nah but Rio: you have every other voice in your head saying it's too quick or we shouldn't even be together at all, you know Indie: i feel it Indie: i got em in mine tryna chat against everything i tryna do all the time Indie: gotta just chat back that they bein dry Rio: Yeah Rio: you right Indie: how we celebratin this?? thats what i wanna be knowing Rio: we should go out for dinner Indie: catch me thirdwheelin over 🍝 soz baby boy 💋 Rio: shh nah, it'll be good, there are some fancy places that do food you'll actually eat so we can live lavish Indie: tell him bring a friend if he rollin w any still 😂😂😏💘😏 Rio: Not tryna get you NONE at my engagement party tah Rio: get you fill o the food tho 😋 Indie: it aint gotta be heavy Indie: been long since anyone meshed me tho so help a hoe out Rio: hmm don't be tryna play addickted Rio: i'll get you a vibrator, like Rio: not to say go fuck yourself but Indie: 😂😂😂😂 when your ma been out for the day & brings home 🎁🎁s like Rio: pah, he'd actually die of embarrassment Indie: when you out your man as vanilla tho Indie: o mckenna Rio: I just don't reckon he wants to think 'bout you meshing Rio: no offence, like Indie: back trecking like its your job baby Indie: 👀 you & his ways Rio: 🙈 den gurl Indie: too late to swerve dat 🏩 Rio: 🙄 just be thankful i never brought it to ours when we was sharing Indie: safe Indie: I kno you in your ☁ rn but when you back cos shit b testing me & dat 2 drink minimum Rio: What's up? Indie: ex-boy got a new 💘 so he tryna pass my shit back but cos i aint there hes @ the squad & they vexed @ me cos of Indie: 💔💔💔💔💔 Rio: 😔 Rio: Are the lads gonna get it or nah Rio: Don't suppose it's worth seeing if Drew still wanna be Dad of the year one last time, like Rio: may as well use him if he's offering, yeah? Indie: things been heated since the 🐕 & what of mine they are holding so like no beef to the lads but idk Indie: am i tryna text him ever tho 😒😒😒 Rio: Yeah, we'll go 'round the houses when I'm back Rio: someone will go get it Rio: don't worry Rio: we won't be long now Indie: & like not tryna still have love for that boy but aint it mad quick miss me for a few after you dash me Rio: It is Rio: but I ain't surprised, it's how lads, esp lads like that, do Rio: doesn't mean it didn't mean nothing to him necessarily Rio: could still be crying 'bout it in your inbox in a few, not trying to give false hope even 'cos fuck him Indie: i dont wanna be hurtin over this no more Indie: gotta get not bothered Rio: I know Rio: fake it 'til you make it, babe Rio: all you can do Indie: innit tho Indie: tell mckenna to buy me bling too thatll help 😂😂😂😂 Rio: 😂 Rio: 'course Indie: not saying he gotta drop a rents worth on the drip like Indie: just how much he feelin Rio: also not tryna be your sisterwife like Indie: no mood Indie: he vanilla but i aint tryna compete w your moves still Rio: Teach you but I'd have to charge Indie: hes on daddy hype too hard i cant be chattin like that to him or no lad soz boy Rio: Don't really put you in any mood but 😒? Rio: Fair Indie: why drop 💸💸💸💸 on therapy when you can spend on 🚬 its all good Rio: It ain't Rio: but we'll make it Indie: you reckon drews gon show w 👶🎁🎁🎁 or imma be repin for the fam? Rio: I don't know if that'd even enter his head Rio: tbh Indie: she could ⛔ us all in a big sweep Indie: me you & him Rio: She could Rio: I don't think she will you though, babe Rio: not like you've done shit wrong Indie: she just aint about me Indie: i feel it w her too Indie: itll b how itll b Rio: yeah but she can't be that petty Rio: even if she wanna Rio: she's a grown ass woman Indie: neither of em out here acting like they grown Indie: why she gonna start when she have this kid Rio: 'cos she'll have to Rio: unlike Drew she can't just pass it around and hope everyone else does it for her Indie: yeah but she know your ma in law got her back & your real Rio: She can't let Bea raise her kid for her Rio: or Ma Rio: anyway, she's got too much pride in everything not related to Drew, trust Indie: tru Rio: I promise, it's gonna be fine Indie: i got trust in you babe thats how im here Rio: 💘💘💘 Indie: dont be letting it slip now you got 💍 Rio: Never Indie: its chill then Indie: what we tryna wear tonite bitch? Rio: got enough trust in me to lemme pick you up some fresh garms or? Indie: hmmm Indie: cos you in a ☁ yeah Indie: theres your engagement gift ✌ Indie: do it how you gonna Rio: 😂 you know I'm good Rio: and no 👗s Rio: not taking the piss Indie: 👀 Indie: no 🤡ing Rio: would I do a thing like that? Indie: nah but mckenna will if he gets pissy you aint shopping for him 😂😂😂 Rio: We already had to treat him 'cos you know Rio: men don't cuffed 'til the day of Indie: you rode him in there say no more 🤐🤐🍾🍾 Rio: 😂 Rio: Not what I meant even but not gonna lie Indie: 😏😏😏 Indie: i been knew Rio: Keeping it unpredictable is our predictable, babe Indie: you out there vibin 😍😍😍 its a day when you can be extra Indie: make most Rio: As if there's a day when I ain't 😉 Rio: At least my Ma can't say shit to me, she was a marriage and 2 kids deep by now with Eds on the way so Indie: his gon get vocal tho man i feel it Indie: 👀 his dad @ me like 😒 how she livin Rio: I know Rio: Hoping they don't notice, like lemme forget which finger this meant to go on Rio: 😬 Indie: she gon be busy @ the business end of her sis when we hit dubs you all good 😂😂😂😂 Indie: & you could always swerve it so the 💎 not facing out when they 👀 Indie: ✌ hacks Rio: am I tryna stop a muggin' or 😂 Rio: you jokes Rio: also never wanna think about her business end thanks 😷 Indie: innit her drum not got dem thin walls like ours 🙏🙏🙏 or they aint vocal how you and mckenna do Rio: Literally can't imagine how this baby came to be Rio: but I'm chill with that, I don't wanna Indie: used that medical shit fr he aint been near her thats how i clue it Rio: i'm creasing rn and can't even explain 'cos nah Indie: serious she that bitch you tryna lips her & she gotta go shower Rio: I know Rio: Childbirth gonna break her 'less she got that c-section on lock Indie: hit her w all the good gear 🚀🚀🚀🚀 Rio: Probably wanna do it without for the brag idk Indie: o snap Indie: truuuuuuuu Rio: She gotta be ready to drop any day, like Indie: 👀 &👂 Indie: we turnin up if she want us or nah Indie: how many mckennas 👶👶s you gon have? Rio: We'll be about, can't avoid School forever Rio: and shut up bitch 😂 Indie: cmon man i kno you 💭 on it Indie: he a pretty boy Rio: nah Rio: i got a life to live babe Indie: your ma been proved you can have it all bitch Indie: birth dem 👶👶s give em posh names & send em to fancy school like they da Rio: yeah n she given me enough sibs to never need my own Rio: not to mention all your drama 😜 Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: im a drama free zone now ty what you sayin Rio: whilst we in this postcode maybe Rio: but not for long babe Indie: nah for long imma be swervin that shit ✌✌ Indie: any postcode Rio: 👏 sounds good to me too Indie: got ink to jog me if i tryna slip Rio: yeah Rio: least you didn't get the M too Indie: like i been said id just put an a on it for that shoutout to my 3 mas baby 💖💖💖 all good Rio: there's always that Rio: if you really want you can add to it Rio: reclaim it, like Indie: hacks Indie: but i aint got no 💸💸💸💸 for Rio: I can pay Rio: or Ma would do it Indie: o yeah Indie: imma hit her up when we home Rio: Have you decided where you gonna be? Indie: mayb w bills cos she 😢💔 idk Rio: Yeah? Indie: if edie back then naaaaah Indie: or if drew been locked up can squat in the flat til it reclaimed Rio: We'll work something out Rio: I'll probably look for a new place Indie: you not gon move in mckennas dubs yard like you own that? Rio: Don't think the rest of 'em would appreciate that like 😏 Indie: other mckenna would rollin in that big drum solo gotta be dry Rio: Yeah still don't think I'm housemate choice no.1 Indie: thats her bad cos you 👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥👑👑👑 Rio: 💘💘💘 Rio: You biased Indie: nah i not Indie: im not here for drew just cos he blood Rio: Anyway, can't be presuming that's how he wanna be living, like Indie: is it? Rio: Yeah, he ain't coming here 'til October imagine if I'd legit moved myself in 😂 Indie: he put a 💍 on it how he not gon be down Rio: that's like rule no 1 init Rio: gotta make sure you've got your own taken care of in case everything goes tits Indie: safe Indie: 👑 moves be like Rio: If I really was probably shoulda said no shouldn't I Rio: kick it like his Ma Indie: if he wants a girl like his ma you need to have a convo Indie: that some freaky shit Rio: 😂 Rio: psych101 would blow your mind Indie: i aint even tyna kno what you mean Indie: old white dudes be cracked Rio: Yeah wouldn't have you buzzin' 'bout your daddy issues Indie: what they sayin bout? i wanna fuck drew now? plot twist fam Rio: you know Rio: we all do but clearly got it twisted 'cos my type ain't ever been my da Rio: no offence boy but Indie: your da be 😍😍😍 god bless Rio: have we swapped? 😂 Indie: he raised me higher than drew done so Indie: daddy caleb come thru Rio: 😷 Indie: 😂😂😂😂 Rio: Such a grown convo Indie: hoe im keepin you grounded Indie: livin that grown life 24 7 w mckenna Rio: tru Rio: it's a madness i should still be in school Rio: i feel so 👵 fr Indie: you is Rio: cheeky cow Rio: meant to hype me not wreck me 😂 Indie: he be too tho Indie: so tamed its a madness Indie: remember how he used roll Rio: well you know Rio: 😻 game so strong Indie: you no need my hype bitch Indie: you know what you done Rio: You reckon Indie: girl aint be gettin a callback you got 💍💎💎 & 💒 hype Indie: he kicked it long distance for you & he aint putting in effort no way fore then Rio: Yeah Rio: ignore me Rio: just the fear init Indie: get a new drink Indie: chase that Rio: 🍾 Indie: check your boy i bet he aint feelin no fear Rio: He wouldn't say if he was Indie: hed chat it to you Indie: that boy always talking Rio: 😂 thought you reckoned he was the strong silent type Indie: that was afore he was my new daddy Indie: now i 👀 Rio: 😏 Poor boy Rio: I'll keep it on the dl, protect his ego Indie: ill keep it uncommon knowledge to protect this roof over Rio: yeah, least wait 'til you safe in the 24 to be rude 😜 Indie: innit Rio: right, we heading back Indie: ✌✌ Indie: in a few Indie: less he wants you all to himself Rio: he already been had that Indie: he gave you 💎 you can give him a day 😂😂😂 Rio: is it? Rio: why you want air? 👀 Indie: jam ma im tryna do you & your mans a solid Indie: fore i 3rd wheel your nite like Indie: aint this bitch in your pocket & way when we rollin in the 24 Rio: hmm Rio: if you're sure Indie: trust Rio: then we'll be back with your garms and the reservation later then Indie: safe Indie: dont be doing anything i aint tryna Indie: 💖💖💖💖💖 Rio: 🧡🧡🧡