#the hoboobies

[doitforstamets]

i really like how u draw cow hob......hes so cute. He looks like himself but also he has really pretty tits. A++++++

Those are the priorities!!<3 Hehe thank you very much. I enjoyed drawing him a lot.

For your kind words, here's a pillowfort link to one more drawing:

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I saw anon's ask about Hob being a twink that Dream has a physical advantage over, and I like it quite a lot.

But I, personally, am a fan of buff horseman-thighs Hob who still needs to get dommed by Dream and is totally humiliated about it.

In my headcanon, Dream is quite a bit taller than Hob and it makes him feel things. Dream is also infinitely stronger than him so the first time he pins Hob down, something in Hob clicks into place. All his life he's been a formidable threat, and now in the modern world, there are few people who would pose a serious threat to him. But this skinny willowy twink can hold him down easy as breathing and he just melts into the assurance of someone else who can be strong and capable and take care of him. Dream of course is happy to indulge him.

I am very partial to this headcanon because I have this wonderful image of buff Hob with big tits tied up all over and immobilised with his calves bound to his thighs. And his flesh bulges out around the rope and Dream grips his hips as he fucks him and tells him how good he is and his tits are bouncing around the rope and everything is just mmmfjsjsijabshj 🤤🤤🤤

Hnnng. Yeah. YEAH. Sorry I'm just. Hob tits…. Are so good. I'm having a crisis.

OK OK. All Hobs are good but I have to admit that chunky horseman thighed Hob being dommed is very, very delicious. I have my own pet headcanons and I just. Musclechub Hob? Asdghkk. Broad shoulders, muscular arms and beefy thighs. A perfect round belly and the prettiest tits you've ever seen filling out every single shirt he buys. 

Imagine Dream standing over him, eyeing him up and down. Reading all of Hob’s secret daydreams about being fucked and dommed. And maybe Dream just cups his hand around Hob’s jaw, smirking while poor Hob tries not to drool.

Dream is the only one who can give Hob what he needs. He can manhandle him, tease him and soothe him, and Hob can finally relax. He loves it when Dream ties him up because he feels secure, safe. He can feel small, he can feel used. He doesn't even have to think, because Dream is doing everything for him.

And isn't he just so pretty all trussed up and on display? All that hard earned muscle highlighted by soft rope. The way the binding squeezes around his flesh makes him pant before Dream has ever started touching him. Aren't his tits so lovely and soft? Perfect for Dream to grab onto.

And his thighs. There's plenty of softness to grab at there too, but Dream is also enamoured with the thick corded muscles. He wants to sink his teeth in until Hob screams for him, and then he wants to kiss the biten spot better again.

Dream makes Hob watch in the mirror as he's fucked, so he can see the beautiful way his body reacts for Dream, to maximise his pleasure. And isn't Hob just lovely, sitting beside Dream’s throne like a good pet? He's kneeling, and his muscular legs look so perfect like that. Dream can reach down and stroke his chest and belly idly until Hob is literally purring.

He may not look like it, but he was born to be Dream’s pretty, slutty bottom bitch. And he's proud of that fact.

[aquilaafterdark]

hiiii :) I hope your day’s going well! Anywho. Thoughts on Hob and ropes? I just think he would look v pretty like that, and he deserves to get tied up a little. As a treat.

(Oh my god I need that man TIED UP and TEARY EYED and WHINING.)

hiii! doing well thank you <3

my thoughts are generally YES. GOD YES YES YES, to sum it up.

Oh man, put that guy in the prettiest shibari ties that frame the hoboobies perfectly, I'm drooling. Tie his arms up above his head and put him on his knees so he can be teased and played with allllll at Dream's mercy.

His chest flexing against the binds as Dream plays with his cock, teasing him and tasting all the pre-cum he's leaking. His little grunts and moans because he's so turned on by being restrained, at Dream's mercy.

Dream stands and looks down at him, a predatory glint in his eye, then finally pulls his cock out and Hob gets to suck it hands-free. He ignores his own arousal for a while but still he's getting so turned on by being Dream's pretty little fucktoy that he comes from sucking dick.

[thirstybtsthoughts]

I'm not saying any of the boys need to hardcore workout because I love them no matter how they look and I love a soft tummy but I hope we get more Hoboobies ( Hobi Boobies ) content. Maybe one day the Hoboobies will give the Namtiddies a run for their money. 😂

I hope so too 😁, we're certainly being spoilt with Bangtan boobies already... I'm sure there's plenty more to come 🥴🥴

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Clothes sharing! Dream loves wearing hob’s sweaters and shirts. They smell like him and they’re big!

One day hob decides to try wearing one of Dream’s skinny little black t shirts around the house and …

It’s way too small for him. The hem doesn’t even cover his up bits.

Dream walks in on him trying to pull the shirt down over his arse and stomach and immediately NEEDS to bend Hob over the kitchen table and eat him out until he’s begging for Dream’s cock.

Mysteriously some of hob’s shirts are gone the next day and dream innocently offers him one of his own to wear.

This is so cute I'm actually dying over the mental image.

I feel like Dream’s t-shirts would definitely be crop tops for Hob. He prefers more of a slim-fit kind of style, plus they're just a little smaller - tailored for Dream’s svelte form. Now Hob usually wears a medium or even a large, depending how he wants the t-shirt to look, so... in Dream’s clothes, his tummy is out, his arms are bulging against the sleeves, the hoboobies are definitely getting squished. And yes, he absolutely fucking loves it.

Dream loves it even more, since all of his favourite bits of Hob are being deliciously displayed for him! He can squish the tits, squeeze the biceps, grope the belly, all to his heart's content. He loves Hob naked but he almost loves him MORE squeezed into a tiny t-shirt.

One night Hob wears one of Dream’s shirts down to work in the inn, and Dream almost goes crazy - he manhandles Hob right into a store cupboard and sucks his cock while Hob has to desperately try to stay quiet - and not make a mess! And when he stumbles out of the cupboard everyone can see the mark that Dream sucked onto his exposed stomach!

Dream is very pleased with himself.

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Dream doing this to the hobobies

https://www.tumblr.com/hotwweguys/145163005414/littlebickett-just-another-big-e-appreciation?source=share

Omg yeah <3 here's the clickable link <3

I'm entranced by the idea of Dream’s slim, soft, regal hands just playing with the Hoboobies. The contrast in colour between Hob’s dark, golden hairy chest and Dream’s pale thin fingers. Dream just loves squishing and bouncing those boobs so much. Think about your favourite sensory toy and how much joy it gives you - that's how Dream feels about Hob’s chest. He practically begs Hob to go shirtless around the house so he can get proper access. He just wants to lean in and rub his cheeks against the soft flesh, or cup his palms underneath and do Hob a favour by holding up the Hoobs! Hob thinks it's so cute that Dream is so obsessed with his titties, so he does as much as he can to keep them in excellent shape. And every night when they go to bed together, he'll gently tug Dream close so he can rest his head on the beloved Hoboobie pillow <3

If he wakes up sometimes to find Dream playing with his tits - or even straddling Hob’s chest with his dick nudging up against the soft flesh - he's definitely not complaining. In fact, he might even say please!!

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https://www.tumblr.com/athymelyreply/741449177837584384/reggyjester-skeletalroses-so-this-is-a?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/phoebo-fugiente/741458451982630912?source=share

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So between these two posts taking me out at the knees for different reasons, I now have Corset Thoughts:

Dream is corsetiere and he vends at his local Renaissance Faire. His corsets are all handmade, high quality and absolutely beautiful. He's very popular and his stall is always full of customers, especially because he accommodates so many different body types.

Hob is at the Renaissance Faire with his girlfriend, and it is her goal to get one of Dream's corsets. She's saved up her money, brought her measurements, etc. Hob decides to indulge her and try on one of the men's corsets Dream has available, and he has a million realizations at once about his body and how good it can look in a well fitting corset.

Ultimately, Hob doesn't buy his own corset even though his girlfriend agrees he looks amazing and absolutely deserves to have a nice quality corset of his own. But Hob is saving up money to propose, and he just doesn't have the extra cash to spend it on an impulse. His girlfriend leaves happily with her purchase though and swears they'll be back next year to get her a second one AND Hob's first corset.

One year later, Hob is back but he's alone this time. Turns out they wanted different things in life so they broke up and it's fine. They're still friendly. But Hob hasn't stopped thinking about that corset. Or the gorgeous coset maker at the Faire. And now that he no longer has a girlfriend to buy an engagement ring for, he now has a lot of extra cash to buy himself a corset... or three.

Hi this is so good!!!! I’m super obsessed with corsets in general and I am constantly in awe of corsetieres, their craftsmanship, and their dedication to making things that are size inclusive. The fact that we’re all acknowledging now that men in corsets are fucking incredible is a very good thing indeed.

I’m just imagining Dream’s face lighting up because he remembers Hob from the previous year and was hoping he’d come back. If he’s honest with himself he’s VERY attracted to Hob but he disguises his interest by asking if he can take a few pictures while Hob tries on the various available styles. He’s trying to get as many pictures as possible for his website so he can show that corsets are perfect for everyone! And Hob looks so good, he clearly belongs front and centre in Dream’s new marketing strategy…

So Hob hands over his measurements, and Dream brings out a selection of different designs for him to try. Most are the traditional laced up variety, but he’s also been experimenting with Velcro as some people can’t manage the laces so easy. Hob gushes on about how talented and thoughtful Dream is, and he seems to be completely in his element as he tries each one on and poses for photos. Dream blushes and stammers and asks if Hob’s girlfriend liked her corset? Which leads to Hob explaining about the breakup.

Dream feels a huge sense of relief, and doesn’t feel quite so terrible about the fact that he can’t keep his eyes off Hob’s fantastic tits. The way the corset compresses the fabric of his shirt and makes absolutely sure that his chest hair is visible is driving Dream wild. His hands are shaking so much, he’s not even sure if the pictures he’s taking will be in focus.

Hob finally decides which corsets he’ll be taking home, and he can’t resist kissing the back of Dream’s hand in thanks. And when he cautiously asks if Dream would care to meet him at the mead tent when he’s due for a break, Dream nearly abandons his stall altogether just at the mere offer. Luckily, one of the other vendors offers to watch his stall for a bit, so Hob is able to spirit Dream away just for a little while. Yes, they do spend the whole time making out in a quiet corner, and yes, Dream does finally cop a feel of the Hoboobies.

Hob is about to have sooooo many pretty outfits designed just for him, the lucky bastard. In all fairness, he was absolutely made to wear corsets. Dream definitely isn’t letting him go!

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Hob is the loud alpha-male CEO of his company and Dream is his soft spoken executive assistant, so when hob announces that “he and Dream are having a baby” everyone assumes that Hob knocked Dream up!

The office sends around flowers and Dream accepts them with a quiet satisfaction and puts them in a vase on hob’s desk.

But weirdly hob isn’t being all that chivalrous. Even though he accompanies Dream to the doctor’s office every time, Dream’s the one opening the door for hob. And carrying his briefcase!

The office gossips are all grumbling about how hob is kind of a terrible, thoughtless baby daddy.

Until after a week away—a week Dream spent glaring at everyone who dared talk to him—hob returns to the office with swollen hoboobies and a cute little baby bump!

Turns out Dream’s the one who knocked hob up, peeling him out of his nice suits and railing him over his desk after hours. And he’s a very proud and chivalrous baby daddy.

He rubs hob’s shoulders and fucks him through the wild pregnancy hormones. And hob may be a busy ceo but if anyone dares schedule a meeting with hob after 3:30, when he should be lowering his stress level, no god will spare them Dream’s wrath.

Every time I see a mere mention of pregnant!Hob i go feral. I cannot be stopped. This scenario absolutely bounced around my brain like a pinball.

I'm just obsessed with the before/after situation in the office, from the point of view of those who work around Dream and Hob. Hob is a real man's man, always joking around, always one of the lads. He's loud and brash, and people either find him charming or irritating. He's the guy who WOULD knock up his PA and maybe be a jerk about it. It's all such a cliche it's almost boring.

And one morning there he is, buttons straining on his crisp white shirt, pressing his hands into his lower back and sighing deeply. He's wearing a bra. And he looks tired, but pretty much content. Especially when Dream comes over and offers him a sandwich and a kiss on the cheek. He also rests a proprietary hand on the baby bump. The office has gone completely silent as people stare, or text absent coworkers with the latest gossip.

The guys who used go joke around with Hob and who thought he was so "cool" don't know what to do with themselves. He's the boss, so they can't ignore him! But the dude is pregnant! What the actual fuck! The worst of it all is that Hob looks like an absolute snack as he waddles walks around the office. He's glowing, he's lush, he's fecund. He's still a badass CEO, maybe even more basass before because the hormones really get him raging sometimes. Dream is keeping strict tabs on his blood pressure.

What else is Dream doing? He's strolling around looking smug. He put that baby inside Hob, and he's never been more proud. And he's taking very very good care of both Hob and the baby. Even if that means running out of the office for weird fast food combinations when the pregnancy cravings start to hit.

Dream is also fucking Hob silly in as many places around the office as possible. They're hoping to do it in every single individual room, conference space and cubicle by the time Hob’s parental leave starts. They're almost halfway through already - no wonder Hob is pregnant. Hopefully the baby will never find out that they were conceived up against the water cooler, after office hours!

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Hob is the omega son of a rich family that doesn't believe omegas have any value but their sale price.

They spend a season parading Hob around at various parties, working to "drum up" interest - low cut gowns, lace that only barely covers his nipples, sheer fabric dress barely lined to give Hob some modesty.....Hob is so embarrassed, but can't image any alpha wouldn't treat him similarly to his family.

He's resigned to being dressed like this and paraded around for the rest of his life. And Hob can't even say he doesn't like some of the exhibitionism, or that he wouldn't like it with the right alpha,,,,with their protection & respect. But that is not right now.

To make matters worse, once Hob's family has enough courting "offers", they allow these suitors more liberties with Hob's body. Hob has no choice but to let suitors fondle and suck the hoboobies his nipples & breasts. It's all above the waist "touching" (groping), with the goal to find the suitor the forces Hob into heat through just their smell and handling of his breast.

Dream is one of the alphas who makes an acceptable offer to court. Dream thought Hob was beautiful and all the "tailoring" done to highlight Hob's magnificent breasts was beguiling. If Dream was enthralled by the picture they presented, being able to touch and suck on them as part of the courting process, assured that Dream would fight to win Hob.

Then Dream's "attentions" pushed Hob into heat; Dream is exceedingly smug that he's won and gets to keep Hob.

Ooo, yes. I love the idea of smug alpha Dream enjoying his omega's magnificent tiddies!

After Hob’s heat is over, the marriage and mating commences immediately. Hob’s wedding gown is tailored exactly like his courting clothes - sheer, lined in white lace, with his breasts practically exploding outwards. He's still rather embarrassed, but at least he can feel secure in the knowledge that his alpha - an alpha biologically compatible enough to trigger his heat - will enjoy the spectacle. Hob is a good omega at heart, and he really wants nothing more than to please his mate.

And his mate is so pleased with him. Dream is delighted by Hob’s beauty, and thinks that he looks absolutely stunning in his gown. He can't wait to rip the bodice of the dress and let Hob’s beautiful tits spill forward, as intended. He nuzzles Hob’s throat happily as the mating is completed, and Hob purrs for him in return!

Its a huge relief for Hob to be married and no longer on the "market". He doesn't even mind that his alpha seems very much fixated on him physically - its better than being valued solely on his sale price. At least Dream thinks he's pretty. He's told Hob how he wants to show him off in all his glory, if Hob will allow it. That he's the most beautiful, magnificent omega and everyone should have a chance to admire him. Hob can feel himself getting turned on by his alpha's praise. Maybe deep down, he's just as horny as Dream is.

Discovering his omega's secret slutty streak is the absolute pleasure of Dream’s entire life. Within a few months, Hob is totally in love with the idea of showing off in public. Provided that Dream has sucked a fresh hickey into the meat of his breast, first. Hob wants the world to know that he is not for sale. You can look, but don't touch. Dream is the only one in the world who's earned the privilege to do that. His scent, and his mouth on Hob’s beautiful nipples, still send Hob spiralling into a heat if he's not careful!

Not that it's a hardship. Dream is only too pleased to assist his beloved mate <3 and if he knocks him up, the hoboobies will only get bigger!

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Jumping on the moo cart 🐮

Instead of conquest, the catpeople come to the cow kingdom for mutual aid and an alliance - the cowpersons need strong martial defenses, which cats can provide and catpeople need an additional (voluntary) nutritional supplement, as they are experiencing a long term drought.

The Endless Royal Cat family is willing to marry second son, Prince Dream, to Crown Prince Robert of the Royal Cow family. And as both Dream and Robert have sons, there is little concern for heirs at this time.

To encourage cats to drink from the cowpersons who choose to provide that service, part of the marriage ceremony is Dream carefully lapping at (the hoboobies ahm, cough,cough) the royal breasts of his new husband.

OOO a great new take on this whole concept! A mutually beneficial arrangement, I like it!

Hob is so nervous about this whole thing. He wants to do his duty, of course, but he feels so shy and awkward. He’s met Prince Dream before on a few brief occasions, and he was so beautiful and regal! By comparison Hob feels so bulky. He’s considered attractive by cowperson standards, but what will Dream think of him? Will he be put off by Hob’s horns or his large breasts? Will he even want to drink Hob’s milk?

Naturally he has nothing to worry about. Prince Dream is feeling anxious too, but only because he’s so excited and horny about Prince Hob. He’s always admired the cowpeople and their way of life, but even more so he’s admired the crown Prince and his voluptuous figure. Dream wants to put his face between those beautiful breasts and never face the world again.

Hopefully Hob gets the right idea from Dream’s little mews of pleasure during their marriage ceremony. He blushes as he sees Dream’s beautiful blue eyes wide and round, his mouth working happily against Hob’s teat. Apparently mutual attraction isn’t going to be an issue!

Dream assures him later that the milk is delicious and that he’s not sure he’ll be able to live another day without tasting it. Hob is still blushing, but he’s also cupping the back of Dream’s silky head and pulling him to his breast as they tumble into their marriage bed. He’s going to keep his husband so well fed from now on, and he’s quite sure that the catpeople in general won’t have to worry about the drought anymore. The cowpeople will take good care of their new allies, by following their crown prince’s example!

(I like to imagine that from then on Dream is the glossiest, shiniest catperson. His husband’s milk is just so good for him.)

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Fake prince hob au but with a twist: he becomes the real prince. Like maybe he's the king's secret firstborn son born out of wedlock, or the nurse switched the babies as revenge for being mistreated by nobles. When the ruse is up Dream simply has the prince sign away all his rights(is it even possible legally in rl? whatever I know the bare minimum about royalty) and has Hob declared the true heir to the throne so now he has the enemy prince as his pet, but for real this time

Also loling at dream really not knowing the difference between an underfed peasant soldier and a rich prince who has the best of everything growing up. Too entranced by the hoboobies I bet

I do really enjoy this au a lot. Just the idea of Dream initially not realising that Hob is a fake. And then discovering that he is actually the real thing. Everyone’s getting whiplash! But Hob doesn’t really care, because as long as he stays are Dream’s pet, life is a whole lot sweeter than before.

It’s one of the royal ministers, Lucienne, who suggests that Dream should consider marrying Hob, to cement his claim over his newly conquered realm. It doesn’t have to be a marriage of equals - Hob could be more of a concubine, and Dream could find another King or Queen to have as his official spouse and co-ruler. Marrying the man who ought to have been the heir to the throne will truly show Dream’s power. He thinks that it’s an excellent idea. Hob does too, although he tries to hide his eagerness. If Dream marries him then he’ll at least have some kind of official position! He won’t have to go back to be a half starved soldier dying in a field somewhere. Anything will be better than that.

And so Hob, fake (or not quite so fake) prince, marries the new King of the land. He’s still Dream’s pet, kneeling at his feet wrapped in golden chains, but now it’s official. And Dream seems equally pleased - he spends the whole wedding feast playing with Hob’s nipples and sucking marks into the softness of his tits. He has no intention of finding any other spouse, not when he has such a beautiful specimen to enjoy. Hob is looking more like a prince with every day that passes, more golden and beautiful and shapely. With any luck, Dream will fall totally in love with those Hoboobies, and Hob will have the best of everything for the rest of his life. Especially the best fucking - he’s totally spoiled now, and he can’t live without Dream’s cock!

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When Hob put in notice of his let's call it retirement, resignation if you will, he wasn't expecting a "good" reaction from his employers.

Hob was an assassin, one of the best in the game, one of the most successful for his employers, why would they be happy to have him quit.

So he made it big (there might have been a few bombs) and he might have taken out an information hub, then he found an off the grid tropical island to relax and do nothing but (badly) fish.

He hoped they would just let him go after his loud exit, but didn't have high hopes. The first few guys they sent were, well, not that good, which honestly, was great for Hob.....he only got a little beat up and could deal easy.

Then they sent The Sandman. Hob, privately, he was the absolute best - not that he would tell the stuck up (fantastic lay) to his face. They had one steamy night when the company double booked a job, all they could do at the time was wait for new orders -- they spent it working out their frustrations with each others bodies. It. Was. Glorious. By the time Hob let himself fall asleep, he knew every inch of The Sandman's, Dream's body and that only made him hungrier.

When he woke up the next morning, Dream was gone and the job was done. Hob didn't want to think his heart was broken, but it totally was. Hob wouldn't admit it to anyone, but losing even the chance to fight for more of Dream's time because of the job was part of why he lost the taste for it. He should be allowed to find happiness; Dream should be able to find happiness, even if it wasn't with Hob.

Then Dream disappeared and any information Hob could find listed him as captured or KIA - a job gone bad. Hob really was heart broken then,,,,it was time to go.

Seeing Dream walk into Hob's local dive bar was a shock. He had a few new scars, ones that Hob can see and probably many more that Hob could not see, covered by clothes; he looked like he went through hell. All Hob wanted to do was hold him..........but he was prepared to fight for his life if he had to; and he hoped that Dream would let him save him too. It couldn't be to late to save them both, it just couldn't!

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Hob wins, of course he does -- Dream wants him, just as much as Hob wants Dream...... and for a while they get to live their best (loving) lives, when the company sends the Corinthian to get both of them.

This really, really made me think of one of my favourite movies, the latest James Bond film - No Time To Die. James goes off to "retire" in the Caribbean and live his best life until he runs into the woman who is essentially his replacement. Just the scene where they go to the bedroom, James thinks it's gonna get sexy and she whips of her wig??? Iconic, I can totally see Dream doing that.

And I love the idea of Dream showing up to kill Hob, but instead ends up getting persuaded into a romantic entanglement and a lot of steamy sex on the beach. Each time Dream reaches for his gun, Hob gives him a reason to postpone until later (mainly by sucking Dream’s soul out through his cock, until he's forced to admit that he doesn't really want to kill Hob at all). If they do get into some kind of fight, it's definitely more homoerotic than deadly. All that grappling is just an excuse to squeeze the hoboobies.

The Corinthian is quite peeved when he shows up and Hob more or less just says "Look, you can try to kill us, or you can have a lot of gay sex with us and then move to the island next door so the company cant get you." The Corinthian would quite like to have gay sex AND kill them, and he doesn't appreciate being forced to choose. At the end of the day though, it's two against one.

The company keeps sending assassins. Dream and Hob treat them like anniversary gifts. And continue having as much gay sex as possible while they're still alive and well <3

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College!Hob is working one of those fundraising car wash events for his sport -- I'm thinking archery or fencing or gymnastics; rich dick Dream (who has an outsized crush on classmate Hob) brings his expensive car to the event just to watch Hob "clean" it,,,,, and get wet.

Every time the team fundraises, Dream brings his car, the first time he was trying to hide his extreme interest in Hob, so he dirtied up his car so he had a "reason" to get it cleaned. Staring at Hob with a smear of dirt on his cheek was it's own reward.

Now, Dream doesn't even try to hide his interest in watching Hob work -- he'll bring his car to the car wash even after, maybe especially after, the Endless family's car team has already cleaned and serviced the car.

Hob's raised eyebrow to Dream's smug smile lights a fire in more than Dream's pants.

Dream's favorite days are the ones where the team puts the all co-ed staff in school color bikini tops and cutoff jean shorts just to see wet Hob rub up against his car [with his hoboobies] covered in a triangle bikini top.

If Hob is getting frustrated that Dream won't make a move, that's no one's business but his,,,,,now if his teammates would just stop teasing him about it.

I do love rich dick Dream. And I'm thinking about how amazing gymnast!Hob would be... just imagine him working on the rings with the biceps and the hoboobies on full display... it took him a while to find a bikini that would fit, and all it really covers is his nipples.

And Dream can only watch, bright red as Hob "washes" the car. He dropped the sponge 10 minutes ago and at this point he's just rubbing himself all over the hood. He seems to be really into it, like he's forgotten that people are watching. And Dream should really make a move but all he can do is stuff a wad of cash into the donation tin and waddle to his car with his dick tenting the front of his expensive jeans.

Poor Hob. What more can he do? Maybe next time he'll try waxing Dream’s car instead.

But then next time they have class together, Dream passes a note asking Hob to meet him in the parking lot afterwards. Turns out that this time, he's brought his brother's fancy jeep along... and while he doesn't expect Hob to wash it this time, there is plenty of room in the back. Wouldn't Hob like to go for a ride?

Yes, Hob would very much like that. He never claimed to be classy. Dream can get him inside any vehicle, just so long as he finally lets Hob bounce on his dick! And the best part? He's got the bikini on under his sweatshirt.

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So I loved this, very hot: https://www.tumblr.com/gabessquishytum/743519062916743168/hob-is-the-omega-son-of-a-rich-family-that-doesnt

But on first read I think I misunderstood (…I think…) and assumed that all these people were groping and sucking on the Hoboobies in public, like out in the open. Which led me to this crack au idea:

At some point during Dream’s time in the Fishbowl, there was a big free-the-tatas movement in the name of sexual liberation or something. This eventually led to 1) complete tits out becoming a perfectly valid and normal look for people of all genders in public, and 2) casual touching of said tits becoming a normal greeting between close friends and partners (I’m thinking like fondling them is analogous to a hug, and licking or sucking on them is like a kiss)

So imagine Dream entering this new age, and maybe he’s already absorbed knowledge of the new norms, but they don’t really hit home until he’s face-to-face again with Hob Gadling, whose wardrobe lately consists like 90% shirts with boob windows, and has a healthy reputation of being a friendly guy, so most of his greetings to people consist of sticking his chest out to let them play with it.

Do with that what you will 😁

-🪽anon

Ajasjdnanmsns I love a good crack au.

When he arrived in the waking world, Dream just kinda yanked an outfit from the daydreams of a few nearby people. So he's also sporting clothes appropriate to the modern way of being: a shirt that's basically see-through, and a leather harness underneath which accentuates his slim chest. The exposure doesn't really bother him (let's face it, he's tits out in the dreaming a lot of the time). But he does blush at the sight of Hob’s exposed hoobs. Hoobage, if you will.

Dream knows implicitly that he's supposed to touch the tempting spread in front of him - he could probably get away with not doing it, as Hob has always known him to be very cold and distant. But Dream wants Hob to know that they're back on good terms, so he plants his hands on both of the hoboobies, giving them a friendly squeeze.

Hob nearly spontaneously combusts. His stranger!! Is grabbing his tits!! In public!! And not letting go!! He's hoping that they can just stay here together forever. Maybe he could hold Dream’s chest, too? To cement their friendship?

(Friendship, hah. They'll be fucking in the supply cupboard within an hour. Literally everyone in the room can tell.)

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Hang on, the end of the cold weather/sharing a bed prompt you did got me thinking... We all talk about the Hoboobies and his belly (as we should) but we definitely need more of Dream obsessed with Hob's ass and thighs. Especially thigh fucking 👀👀👀

ANON YOU ARE CORRECT.

I have many feelings about Hob’s thighs. In canon, if we imagine that he basically still has his body from 1389... as a mercenary he would have spent so much of his life walking, his legs would just be incredibly toned. So muscular and fucking bitable. And hairy, of course.

But maybe with his body adapting to modern life, he's legs start holding a bit more fat, too. His thighs are still chunky but now they're soft, too. Dream struggles to wrap his hands around them and he loves the way his fingers sink in, so he can feel the muscle underneath. With a little lube or precum smeared between them, Hob’s thighs are the most wonderful place to fuck. There are many sleepy nights and mornings when Dream wakes up already rutting his cock into that soft space. Hob always welcomes him in gladly.

And the Hobooty? Oh, Dream worships at the altar of Hob’s butt. There are whole swathes of the dreaming dedicated to the golden skinned, fuzzy cheeks. Dream is definitely fixated and if he took himself a tiny bit less seriously, he'd smack that ass like a drum 😌😌

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https://www.tumblr.com/ao3-anonymous/730443933355802624?source=share --- Dreamling coded. That one brain cell activated! 🤜🏽🤛🏽

Hob and Dream are such good "friends," and have been for so long, that of course they would win the "Newlywed" Game on their self financed vacation (Dream cut off from Endless money, but having sold his first set of art; Hob having a little money for his first vacation after working at his first real job).

They had to go cheap inexpensive, so looking for a way to get free drinks tracks; having all the people on the cruise invested and shipping it tracks; never having even kissed before tracks; kissing for the first time in front of an audience tracks;........becoming feral for each other after said (1st) kiss tracks.

They wind up not even drinking all their free drinks ---- as they spend the rest of the cruise defiling that heart shaped bed.

Ohhhh God yeah. I love a good cruise au fic. Please consider the following shenanigans.

Playing around in the pool pretending to be frisky lovers but it's really just Dream grabbing the hoboobies at every possible opportunity.

The story about how they met gets more and more elaborate every time they get asked about it. The back story is so complicated, they have to write it down.

Hob is so feral about Dream, he's always talking about him and his art and how amazing he is..... several people tell Dream that they think Hob is planning to propose.

In one of the mini games on board Dream wins Hob a giant plushie which he carries around everywhere and even takes to dinner.

When they stumble out of their cabin after their first time, now genuinely in a relationship, the PDA increases so much that the other passengers are convinced that Hob DID propose.

And of course they fuck on the balcony as the sun sets over the ocean. The champagne IS very nice, but being together is even nicer. Maybe they'll do a cruise for their honeymoon?