#the irony in John calling them old 💀

[solarsmores]

More Little Dory! :D

First —> Next

Now that the bros have calmed down their new little bro, they must find a way to bring their big bro back! Maybe they’ll even call in some backup from our favourite pink queen? (Hopefully they don’t get tooo attached 😉)

Also! I am only using Spruce bc little Dory doesn’t know, this will prob be the only time I use the name.

Little Dory is 6 btw, i kinda added my own stuff for their ages bc google doesn’t give me specifics 💃

Speaking of Bruce… I wonder where he is rn…

Please excuse any spelling mistakes, I forgot to check that, and I sometimes read backwards so I might of missed some stuff! I tried to color the first few parts and kinda failed, soooo I’m gonna stick to the full colors, it gives it character? Dude I can’t draw branch for the life of me 😭

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Alright so where do I even start for Librosis- My initial reaction after reading ut last night/morning was literally- ".......WHAT?"

Ngl I kinda screamed when the girls were sitting together and drinking and subtly insulting their husbands all of them making their cameos(also was that a hint with Inaya being pregnant in aphotic CUZ IM LOOKING AT YOU JAIM 👀) I ALSO WANTED TO CRY BCUZ DANNY WASN'T THERE 😭😭

The way they got married was ughhh we were threatened by Rei and I wanted to punch yoongi so hard cuz poor rei got stuck in the crossfire and she wasn't even aware HELL THE READER ACCIDENTALLY HERD SOMETHING SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE! IF ONLY WE KEPT QUITE AND NOT GO TO OFFICER JOHN.

Anyways one thing I like about librosis is the fact that the reader isn't scared to call yoongi out on his bullshit. She knows he's wrong but at the same time I get the feeling she isn't going to go against him because she literally has nothing. Her parents are both dead, she doesn't have any other friends besides Rei who herself is stuck in a predicament💀 and to make matters worse reader doesn't have any qualifications or degree to work so that's bad unless she wants to continue her struggle- Like we know that she wants to divorce him but at the same time I think she doesn't want to- (ngl I'm a litttttle confused about this one too her feelings confue me 🚶🏻‍♀️-)

I recently watched vincenzo so the court scenes were so fun to read! And hey I learned something new! Never trust you psycho spouse who has money 😃 I did pity yoongi beacuse of his past the way he was on the right path but then his parents death sent him in a spiral and the fact that this is how real world really is (even tho its no excuse for his shitty behaviour-) If you try standing against the bad people and against the corruption you're the one who gets hurt by people with power and how flawed our system really is. It sends shivers down my spine 🧍🏻‍♀️

Also dang through out this I see Seokjin had been mentioned A LOT and I have a feeling he has something to do with the underworld or sum with all the murders and whatever deals with victims caught in the crossfire and that he literally has a defence lawyer fighting for him- I HAVE A BAD FEELING. Also fuck me but I have a lil 8 year old cousin named Inaya AND I HAD TO KEEP HER IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD AND TRY TO IMAGINE MY OTHER FRIEND- SKDNFKF

Then came the ending I was gonna throw hands- WHY THIS DANG BITCH SO PARANOID. Till some degree I understood Yoongis perspective that he finally started to care for someone and didn't want them taken away like his parents and with his dealings/connections with the mafia organisations which puts him on edge BUT COULD HE NOT DESTROY THINGS THE READER LOVES AS A WAY TO CONTROL HER!? I would be mad pissed to if I just went to hangout or take care of a friend and come home to my asshole husband burning my moms dress I wanted to wear and the get blamed! And then he has the audacity to say its "love" (ง'̀-'́)ง

Also the irony of "devil's advocate" word- I kinda laughed at that also it's pretty clear they ain't gonna have kids but we'll still wait for the pregnancy headcanon 🥴🚶🏻‍♀️

Guess we have another memeber added with Kaiho!jjk and Énouement!kth in the worst husband club 💀 can't wait to put Aphotic!ksj here soon 🤩

In conclusion......wtf kind of crack were you on writing this. Its so good and the realistic aspect of corruption mixed in with court laws there was what stole my interest. Teach me your ways Im so inconsistent in writing that I write like 5 lines a day and give up 💀 anyways I'll go back to doing physics 🤧 Hopefully this doesn't have typos

- sincerely Al (strawberryjimin13) because I'm ascending after this💀

oooof, homegorl loves detailed feedback. and the only valid reaction after reading any instalments of the tatemae series is "what". so you are good!

yeah, the girls sitting together and just chatting, pulling each others' legs was sweet. and no, you are so wrong ahahahahahahah, i love how you all have the wrong impression of what is about to go down in aphotic ahahahahaha

and yeah, she got threatened about rei and her father and like she is just a girl trying to make do in this world with whatever resources she has. she didn't really have an option. and officer john really be out there ruining lives xD

exactly, she has basically nothing to fight back with. we all want to help the environment and give back to the poor, don't we? at least the majority of us do yet we are unable to do so because we are not self-sufficient. fighting crime and evil is not a kids' game and rising against corruption? you need an iron will, endless patience, means to fight back any physical threats and so and so forth. the list is endless and yet at the end of the day, what you will actually receive from the fighting is one drop in the ocean full of people who are still paying for injustice.

oh, i want to watch Vincenzo but i haven't been able to. i am glad that it was fun for you to read! i am particularly proud of the courtroom exchange lol.

every rich man has a defence lawyer bub, it's not something out of the ordinary BUT I AIN'T SAYING A WORD ABOUT APHOTIC WITHOUT MY LAWYER. IT'S A SPOILER-FREE ZONE.

see, being scared that you might lose someone close to you, someone you care about is absolutely valid but the level of his paranoia? he basically had a whole mental breakdown after his partner's son died that at the end, he ended up imprisoning his wife on the premise that he would not lose her that way. well, people die in their own homes too but guess logical reasoning is not something yoongi wants to debate on, at the moment.

yeah, i intentionally wrote "devil's advocate" for the laughs. defence lawyers get stereotyped a lot lol. also, i feel like i have mentioned this before in some ask that yoongi is not going to have kids cause he isn't interested but yes! the headcanon shall be written.

believe me, seokjin would 100% join that club with kth, jjk and myg <33

what crack was i on? lack of sleep xD that's what i was on. honestly, this is probably the first tatemae series oneshot where i did not have to study extensively. i only had to go through the provisions of spousal privilege in south korea but other than that, the rest came so naturally. especially, the legal jargon. i literally speak like that everyday xD

[braindead-virtually-tv]

Caught up on NXT while coding. Some thoughts:

-Lash Legend v Nikkita I am truly blessed. These women really showed out for the opener. Apparently Lash has been beating Bianca's records at the PC so she's going to be a big talent to watch for. I'm glad she's teaming with a veteran like Natalya next week and I'm psyched for that match

-Mixed tags my beloved

- I'm loving Edris and Blades dynamic it's hilarious.

- I am not above laughing at the irony of D'Angelo getting whacked. But also more Mafia stable wars I love this so much. The only thing is Elektra's feud with Henley feels slightly out of place because of it. Also Troy '2 Dimes' and 'Stacks' 😂 This sit-down is going to be so very Godfather and and I can't wait

- SANTINO MARELLLA HAS A DAUGHTER WHO WRESTLES I AM OLD

- Great to see the Viking Raiders in NXT I'm loving these main roster cameos and WWE is doing them very well.

- Nattie v Cora is a tag match at Spring Breakin' so I've no doubt that feud will continue for a bit after that to a blow off singles match. I wonder if Nattie will chase the championship like Dolph did?

- You know me when it comes to shilling for Women's Wrestling at this point so I can't tell you how excited I am for the Breakout tournament

-Roddy once again referencing the breakup of UE. I wonder is there going to be a power struggle in Diamond Mine?

- I haven't commented on the Carter situation, nor will I to be honest, but having a video package with Wes addressing it head on (So much to say they acknowledge Carter and his sudden departure) is very bold and quite unlike WWE, I was quite surprised.

- They're really strapping a rocket to Roxanne Perez with this Toxic Attraction feud and it's great to see. I'll be honest I'm not familiar with her work as my knowledge of wrestling outside WWE, AEW and IMPACT is shaky at best so I'm excited to learn more about her. The crowd were really into this match. Don't bite anyone please Roxy 💀😂

- Solo Sikoa is absolutely OVER with the crowd. I would be so sad to see Grimes lose his championship this early but honestly with how the crowd have been reacting to Solo it wouldn't surprise me if he took the championship at Spring Breakin'

- I just once want Wendy to take John Morrisons phrase and and shout "What's up Splash holes?" When she has her water guns 😂

- I like this Gacy and his cult thing but I am burning out a bit on 'spooky gimmicks' it's a tough gimmick to pull off and I do think Gacy is doing well with it and to be honest this whole "I kidnapped Rick Steiner" thing is making me like him more than I probably would have otherwise. What can I say, I grew up watching TNA this absolutely wacky shit is my jam. I mean we're talking about the same company the wrote people out by killing them or the entirety of Eric Young before his WWE run that was a thing 😂😂

- Bron Breakker is going to be an absolute star man, I have no doubt he's going to retain and I wonder who his next challenger will be. Lmao but I'm still not over when Rick calls him 'Bronson' 😂

- RICK STEINER HAS BEEN RETURNED THANK YOU JESUS HE'S OLD