#the longest lasting player character is now the biggest threat in the campaign

[anonamous-blue]

DM: OK look, this bit isn't in character and I genuinely just need to ask you a question.

Players(including me): alright

DM: what the fuck have you done? How did it get to this point?

Barbarian: well if someone didn't pull all the levers and then leave.

Me(fighter): in Rogue's defence it was very in character

Rogue: *in a raspy voice reminiscent of the fish people we infiltrated*

DEATH TO DEEPWATER

DEATH TO THE ARCIMIDIANS

ALL HAIL ARCHPRIEST GILLGEMAROCK