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devotedlystrangewizard · 2 years

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fire emblem engage is fun if you dont take it too seriously. yeah the protagonist is a walking pepsi logo. yes chloe has boobs wider than her waist. you can give literal horse shit to your units. ghosts of games past are stuck inside rings like poorly made cameos. some female characters have hair reaching their ankles. celine's entire design. the logo is horrible the icon on the switch itself is a disaster the artstyle SUCKS but you know what. its fine. because it all adds up to this nonsensical disaster and i mean that in a good way

#fire emblem engage #do i think its good? debatable #but im having fun and in the end thats the most important part <3 #the moment the pacifist queen told the invaders to eat shit i was SOLD man #every time i pick up a pretty pebble in the somniel i immediately sprint to wherever apfred is to give it to him #is it one of his favorite gifts? i dont know! but he doesnt hate it and he seems like the guy my alear's gremlin ass would being rocks #engage at some points feels like a greatest hits reel from fates but with a degree of self-awareness that makes it funny #fates took itself too seriously. engage is just a silly little celebration of the franchise #also yes im gay. yes i noticed the boobs. at some point they get so large even my eyes are drawn to them out of sheer 'how are you alive'#i have that fproblem with fem byleth too actually like. why is your chest like that. were in fantasy land whered u get an e cup push-up bra

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