devotedlystrangewizard

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logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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sebastian to the servants every day:

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Do you need a new body mod for your Warrior of Light? Just get Treche. You should get Cheebo. Download GoobyBod+. Just go get the YORB DT Update with IVCS. Then you can add Yet Another Bellybutton. You should try LemonYummy Tangerine with Jizzle hands. Get TBSE-Fuck with XXXXL Knuckle options. Just get Blimpy. You can download Blimpy. Blimpy has it for you. Blimpy has it for you.

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

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he wars on my hammer til i 40k

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robotfucking comes so naturally to us robotfuckers, we forget most people probably aren't attracted to gundams and mr. handys. they're probably only attracted to assaultrons and EDI from mass effect. and glados. and glados of course

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I think people on here operate on a very weird definition of "conventionally attractive" where anything humanoid is already too normal for them. When society at large is like "if you're not skinny and white and able bodied and cisgender you're basically unfuckable"

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Everyone is so confused by they/them until you do not use they/them, then suddenly it's the only pronouns they understand

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coworker trying to figure out jesus’ last name said “jesus carpenter….. john carpenter……. sabrina carpenter………” like he was uncovering an ancient lineage.

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youve heard of the writing a gay couple problem now get ready for the lesbian polycule problem

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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actually kinda funny to me that fanfiction is known as a hobby for cringe 13 year olds because personally over half of the fanfic authors i know are married 30 year olds with mediocre admin jobs they attend to inbetween posting chapters of their latest gay sex epic adventure