#the most UNfuckable tom hardy character is FREDDIE FROM THE TAKE

[tomhardysteeth]

Tom Hardy’s characters ranked by how much I want to smash them

1) James Keziah Delaney - would absolutely let this dirty grungy man tear me apart literally and spiritually

2) Reggie Kray - please strip me of my sanity and ruin my fucking life

3) Bob Saginowski - sweet soft man in everyday life, absolute animal in bed

4) Max Rockatansky - worth the STD to smash this skinny small man in the back of the war rig

5) Eddie Brock - would absolutely dom the shit out of him

6) Forrest Bondurant - see #5 (Eddie Brock)

7) Tommy Conlon - would like him to punch me in the fucking face before fucking me

8) John Fitzgerald - honestly keep the bandana on and try not to be racist and i will still smash

9) Eames - is gay, but i am also gay, so ???

10) Bronson - big beefy man, mustache good

11) Alfie Solomons - is 150 years older than me but looks good with the face scar so honestly i’d consider it

12) Bane - too large no thank you