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theorderofthetriad · 7 months

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i still can't wrap my head around kabru/laios as a pairing, much less as the second most popular pairing in the DM ao3 tag. I saw it was popular while i was only watching the anime and thought "oh well it must make sense for people who have read the manga" and then i finished the manga and it, frankly, made way less sense than when they were just two hot guys who hadn't interacted with each other.

like, maybe on Karbu's end he could end up obsessing over Laios, but that's as far as it could ever go because Laios? isn't attracted to humans????? He's a monster fucker* through and through, closest he'll get to attraction to a human is demi-humans or beastkin. And he doesn't care about Kabru period. Like Kabru's thinking about Laios all the time but once Kabru is out of Laios's line of sight does he still even exist to Laios? I don't get it.

*who does not get to fuck any monsters 😔

#i've just seen a bunch of the shipping art and read a fic (for a different pairing) and like. i'm willing to suspend my disbelief for a lot.#but i cannot be convinced that laios would give even a kentucky fried fuck about kabru. it makes no sense to me.#kabru on the other hand would rub himself raw obsessing over laios and hating himself for obsessing over laios #as a completely onesided pairing it makes sense. anything beyond that does not.#the most popular laios pairing should be with a different character whose name starts with k...#well at least the fics in the kensuke/laios tag have doubled (gone from 1 fic to 2)#santagno #why the fuck isn't there a consistent tag for monsterfucker laios??? there are four separate tags about it and they haven't been wrangled

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