#the new hit game show Who Cucked Iemitsu!

[dark-elf-writes]

I want a khr x pjo/hoo crossover so fucking bad

Like

Imagine the chaos

Skull the immortal stuntman is a son of hades who just,,, refuses to go see his dad because Reasons™️ and Thanatos lets him get away with it because he’s playing favorites

Hestia saw baby Tsuna once and went, “he’s Perfect” and gave him all the blessings ever (is he also a demigod, or perhaps a legacy? Maybe)

The gods seeing the Arcobaleno curse and just ignoring it because their assholes and don’t see it as their problem (the earthlings are some sort of divine race, possibly created to watch over humans so the gods could bum around)

Child of Hecate Mukuro?

Hibari has to be just Some Guy though, absolutely no godly blood

Reborn is also not allowed to be any part god, it’d give him too much power

(This spawned from the idea the Sky Flames are basically just Hestia and her hearth in a nutshell)

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY

Skull being immortal not because wig any flame nonsense but fully because of his own daddy issues is perhaps the most in character and hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.

Tbh I want Tsuna to be a full demigod because the insult to injury of Iemitsu not even being his real dad and just in fact really bad at math is very funny to me but that leaves figuring out what god cucked Iemitsu. But I do however love the idea of him being Hestia’s little guy. You know she would be so upset with Iemitsu about Tsuna getting bound.

Zeus: *sees the mess that is the Arcobaleno

Zeus: Not my circus not my monkeys.

Hades: that’s easy for you to say. One of them is VERY MUCH MY MONKEY

Yes absolutely yes for Hecate and mukuro. (Possibly chrome as another child of Hecate or another god? Many thoughts.)

Oh hibari and Reborn have to be just some guys. Like there’s no other option. They would take over the world otherwise and it is also really funny for the two biggest god complexes to… not be related to gods in the slightest.

Squalo is a son of Ares. Xanxus is a son of Nemesis. Luss absolutely has Aphrodite blood somewhere in his family tree. Bel might be another Just Some Guy tbh that would be very funny