#the ot3 thing is me tormenting chris there is lore but its bad

[volfoss]

(This one is a joke and no pressure to do it!! And I’m sorry ajsjsj) also how about the absolute best JoJo character Joshu🥰🥰🥰

im answering this first bc like i do have a lot of thoughts about joshu (genuinely unfortunately)

do I like them: uhhh its mixed. if i can ignore like all the gross shit i am intrigued by his character. i dont like hate him? but thats left over from when i first read and kept thinking he would SURELY get less bad at some point in time

5 good qualities:

1. worst fucking haircut in jjl which is an accomplishment good job king

2. constantly the most pitiful man on screen

3. the way he is like SO desperate for jobins approval is endlessly fascinating to me

4. he uhhhh??? is wary of expiration dates on dairy?

5. lobster fan

3 bad qualities:

1. horrible to women

2. creep overall

3. tryhard

favourite episode/etc: honestly i LOVE the milagro man arc... id say that? i think its fun to see him be horrible but like not to women but just in general?

otp: uhhh i think him and tooru ig?? not rly anyone that im like yesss good fit

brotp: i dig the like one sided bestie beams he keeps shooting at jobin so ig that? i feel its interesting how like everyone hates him so its funny he deserves no friends <3

ot3: well :) him x diavolo x chris @casumarzuappreciator :))))))

notp: him and josuke omg... like theyre just practically adopted brothers and josuke deserves better...

best quote: "Geh! Warning, gore! Warning, gore!" i love love love the beetle fighting arc and i think it is endlessly funny that he just screams that. i want him to go to a horror movie and shout this. little loser

head canon: would listen to rock lobster by the b 52s. thats all