#the phrase 'fairy holocaust' should not exist AND YET

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the problem with trying to get other people into the maleficent movies is that I end up having to explain that the main appeal for me is a guy who spends half of his fifteen minutes of screen time as a bird and the other half as the subbiest sub on god's green earth and not necessarily the actual plot, which is 89% fairy genocide