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#the rumours are true dont lie to yourself jack
surr3al1sm · 20 days
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Just some coach: How does it feel to be voted the most hated man in Eternyx?
Jack: In a danceverse full of Neanderthals, I wear the fucking badge of honour.
Another one: What about the rumours that you’re inlove with the prince?
Jack: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
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whyse7vn · 7 months
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RUMOURS -
[ot7 x reader]
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3D OUT NOW!
8 participants - 8 online
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tae: guys be honest am i puppy coded
jin: you are rat coded
tae: no i’m not guys tell him i’m not
jk: cheese
hobi: GUYS DID YOU SEE THE STATEMENT BIGHIT JUST PUT OUT FOR THE Y/N AND YOONGI DATING RUMOURS???????
jimin: the what?
jk: THE WHAT?
tae: arf?
jin: you can’t force the puppy lifestyle
tae: you don’t know anything
guys tell him he knows nothing
jimin: were they not just fighting like???
namjoon: they made a statement about it?
tae: but bighit denied it right?
jk: RIGHT?
hobi: THATS THE CRAZY PART
jimin: no fucking way
jk: STOP LYING
namjoon: but they were literally just in a meeting about it?
like i’m not joking like 10 minutes ago they were in the conference room
they had to deny it no?
jk: RIGHT TELL HIM NAMJOON
namjoon: unless theyre actually together
jk: nO NO
NOT TRUE
TRUST ME
hobi: Hello.
This is BIGHIT MUSIC.
We would like to inform our fans that we as a company do not control relationships our artists may engage in.
This is in relation to the recent rumours concerning BTS SUGA and Y/n.
As this is a matter that concerns our artists personal lives we can not confirm or deny these rumours.
We ask that fans to respect both artists privacy and remind you that our company will spare no effort in providing legal support for our artists if it is needed.
We ask you for your continued love and support for both SUGA and Y/n and and a reminder that fellow BTS member Jungkook releases his solo single “3D” featuring Jack Harlow on September 29th.
IS THIS NOT INSANE
jin: the jungkook plug at the end???
jk: SO ITS NOT TRUE
THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
namjoon: oh
tae: they could be
jimin: @ y/n @ yoongi wya
are you together? be honest
y/n: hiiiiiiiiiiii
jk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yoongi: hello
jk: kill yourself
tae: babe tell me why you didn’t tell them to deny it
look me in the eyes
tell me the truth baby it’s just you and me
namjoon: we are in a gc
tae: you and me angle
jin: do you mean angel you fucking idiot
tae: baby 🥺
who is this man??
namjoon: i am curious tho
why didn’t you deny?
y/n: no point
tae: the point is we are in love
hobi: ok but are you together?
yoongi: who knows
jimin: obviously you fucking stupid bitch
jin: he wanna be mysterious so bad 😭
jk: this is not true
i won’t accept this
I WONT
namjoon: soooo
yoongi: it’s lowkey true anyways
namjoon: it is?
tae: IT IS???????
jk: NOT
IT IS NOT TRUE
THATS WHAT HES SAYING
yoongi: that is not what i’m saying
jimin: ur officially together?
y/n: we are not
yoongi: yet
y/n: yoongi!!!
yoongi: :3
jin: ew ok i want to throw up
hobi: i can’t stand you guys already
tae: i’m in a wheelchair actually
thanks a lot guys
namjoon: ok
jk: NOT OK
jimin: so scoups wasn’t the one for you then?
or mingyu?
jungkook???
or that san guy
not even minho????
i liked minho
shownu?
OH what about the young one
what was his name again
??
OH MARK
what happened to mark?
hobi: OMG WHAT ABOUT BAEKHYUN????
tae: YOU FUCKED WITH BAEKHYUN AND NOT ME??
WHEN
TELL ME WHEN
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS IN THE 2014-2016 TIMELINE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IT WAS WASN’T IT
OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP
THROWING UP AS I TYPE
BELHHHHHHHH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮
namjoon: shut the fuck up
y/n: leave me alone
half of that list is a lie anyways
i am not a whore!
jimin: lowkey a lie but ok!
namjoon: jimin
jimin: what???
i still support my queen like yess you go girl catch flights not feelings or whatever the girls are saying these days
jin: y/n how do you not have like stds ?
yoongi: wtf is wrong with you
y/n: CUz IM NOT A WHORE
i don’t just fuck anybody
jimin: lied again cuz wtf is jungkook?
hobi: dead by now
probably
y/n: kook is special don’t be mean
jk: hehe i am >.<
hobi: what did i fuck did i tell you about heheing in this gc
jk: srry
jin: jungkook needs to be like deeply studied like he’s actually not fucking right and it’s scary
i’m scared
like how are you ignoring the fact that the girl you in love with is in your face basically claiming another man
and not just any man literally one of your closet friends
like the fact you can forget all of that after one compliment from her is insane
you are insane
jk: no i’m special tell him y/n
y/n: my special boy <3
jk: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
yoongi: we are not close friends btw
y/n: don’t start
yoongi: :3
tae: ok idc can you deny the rumours now
jk: PLEASE
yoongi: no
namjoon: as much as i for what ever you guys have got going on i really think you should deny the rumours
yoongi: no
jk: YEAH
WOOO PUT UR FOOT DOWN JOON
TELL HIM
TELL HIM
WOOO WOOO
I LOVE KIM NAMJOON
tae: ???
why are you for what they have going on please pick a fucking side namjoon you cannot be the middle man
namjoon: can you guys shut up for 2
seconds
tae: 1
jungkook say 2
jk: 2
tae: we did
namjoon: you really didn’t
hobi: JUNGKOOK YOU HEHEED AGAIN YOU BETTER STOP ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GET PHYSICAL
jk: i’m sorry 😢
namjoon: anyways as i was saying i think it would be better to deny the the rumours now for y/ns sake she gets enough hate as it is and this will really only add to it
jimin: wait ur kinda right my poor girl :/
tae: i can give her love dw
come into my arms baby
cum 2 me
yoongi: kill yourself
jk: ILL PROTECT YOU Y/N
y/n: means the world jk
jk: AHHHHHHH :DDDDDDDD
yoongi: he’s lame
y/n: don’t
yoongi: :3
y/n: and thank you for ur concern joonie but i’m literally in a dating scandal every other week there’s honestly no point the hate was bound to come anyways
and plus the love out weighs the hate so i’m sosososo good
namjoon: i don’t believe you but ok
hobi: LMAOOOO
sorry not funny
tae: weak ass fucking leader ohmy god
where is ur sense of authority
where is ur dominance?
hobi: stop talking
y/n: we do not want to hear ur furry talk
tae: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR ALPHA YOUNG LADY
now come here let me scent you
hobi: actually end your life
y/n: please
yoongi: come over
jin: geez buy me dinner first
jimin: fat bitch
jin: im literally gonna put this on twitter and get you cancelled
jimin: noooo not to ur 13 followers my career is done for i’m telling you
hobi: what’s ur eta what’s ur eta
jk: idk et sorry
and also idk who a is either
i’m sorry
hobi: LEAVE ME ALONE
jk: i said i was sorry
i hope u find them
hobi: i have a gun to ur head in my mind rn
jk: don’t shoot 😂
wrong emoji
*🥲
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
jimin: of lice
jin: omg rice sounds so good rn
jimin: i said lice wow ur actually fat
jin: NAMJOON TELL HIM HES BEING PROBLEMATIC
namjoon: jimin ur being problematic
jimin: namjoon tell him he’s being big
namjoon: go away please
tae: ok why have the rumours not been denied
y/n: why are we back to this
yoongi: she wants me that’s why
jk: NO
NO
NO TRUE
ARE YOU HER SPECIAL BOY
YOU ARE NOT
BECAUSE I AM
AND I HAVE PROOF
SO SHUT THE HELL UP
yoongi: thats cool and all but where are your dating rumours?
jk: SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPP
y/n: stop being losers
jk: i’m in love with you
yoongi: :3
jin: insanity
tae: yoongi say something for me rq
yoongi: no
tae:
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hobi: HELPPPPOO
jimin: LMAO
y/n: PLS
yoongi: ur actually a child and i do not use light mode so this just looks stupid
jin: was still funny with dark mode
yoongi: no it wasn’t
tae: it was
everyone laughed
don’t be mad i made everyone laugh
cuz u know u could NEVER
yoongi: namjoon didn’t laugh
tae: namjoon isn’t even a man
namjoon: ???
jk: i use light mode
jimin: what
jin: omg
hobi: ew
yoongi: as expected
tae: bro
y/n: kookie…
jk: IS THAT BAD OHMYGOD IS IT BAD HOW DO I CHANGE IT?? IS THAT BAD
AM I A BAD PERSON
I AM
I AM
I KNOW I AM
I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP
THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP
PLEASE LOCK ME UP
NO JUST KILL ME
JUST KILL ME AND LET ME ROT
NO TORTURE ME
MAKE SURE IT HURTS REAL BAD
AND THEN LIKE
COOK BAM INFRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME EAT HIM AS I BEG YOU ALL TO STOP AND I START THROWING UP
THEN CHOKE ME UNTIL I CANT BREATE AND WATCH AS THE LIFE SLOWLY LEAVES MY EYES
namjoon: what the fuck
y/n: what did bam do
tae: that’s pretty messed up
jin: are you ok?
jimin: …
yoongi: fucking freak
hobi: woah
jk: punish me
namjoon: clam down
jk: please
y/n: crazy!
jk: kiss me
i know i don’t deserve it but kiss me
yoongi: go away
tae: kiss me
jk: NO
tae: ngl i’m sick of hoseok guys
hobi: what did i do
tae: leave me alone
hobi: i’m literally having sex with ur mother rn
tae: OMG????
PLS NO
namjoon: both of you just shut up please
hobi: you saw how he came for me for no reason and ur telling me to shut up??
are u fr rn…
i feel so betrayed rn
jimin: horny rn
y/n: gross
jimin: come fix it
yoongi: shut the fuck up
jk: DON’T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT
namjoon: i have a headache
jin: shut the hell up
namjoon left “3D OUT NOW!!”
y/n: wow jin
jk: namjoon :(
jimin: jin wtf did you do
hobi: what the hell seokjin
tae: ofc it was jin
yoongi: big jin L
jin: IT WASN’T MY FALUT
HE WAS WHINING LIKE A BITCH
jk: you should apologise
tae: bully
y/n: poor joonie
jimin: say sorry
hobi: always so mean for no reason
yoongi: 👎🏻
jin: u guys are actually not right in the head leave me alone
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