#bts fake chats

[whyse7vn]

PALENTINES -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SINGLE LADIES 😁🔥

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: gave my gf an hour long whimpering audio for valentines day

namjoon: you make me sick

jimin: this definitely counts as harassment

jk: yoongi got me a plastic fork

yoongi: yw

y/n: the audio was 5 minutes long????

tae: ok but i sent it to you 20 times

do the math????

jin: you sat there and whimpered into ur phone for 5 minutes that’s crazy

don’t you feel any shame??

tae: why would i feel shame?

it’s called being in love jin

you should try it sometime

jimin: it’s called harassment

hobi: ew man

jk: free asmr :D

jin: it’s gonna be free tae from jail soon

tae: no it won’t

jimin: ur right when you get locked up no one’s gonna want you free

hobi: KEEP TAE IN JAIL 🗣️💯

jk: personally i would want tae free

jimin: personally ur not real so it doesn’t matter what you want

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: ew how the hell did you flip it

i hate that

ew

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

jk: :ᗡ

hobi: STOP GO AWAY I HATE IT

namjoon: yoongi got jungkook a present this year?

yoongi: not by choice

y/n: it was by choice

hobi: it was a plastic fork

yoongi: a plastic fork not given by choice

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: no

y/n: please

yoongi: no

y/n: pretty please :3

yoongi: it was by choice

y/n: see told you!

yoongi: don’t understand why we have to buy each other shit on this holiday anyways

i like ONE of you not all of you

tae: am i the one you like be honest

yoongi: bye

y/n: it’s our silly little tradition don’t be a loser yoongi

yoongi: whatever

jin: ok anyways who ordered me a fucking marching band???

jk: idk but did you like it??

y/n: gonna take a wild guess and say it was jungkook

namjoon: i thought you have his card how did he order that??

y/n: he has apple pay now i can’t stop him 😕

hobi: wait no fair

jin did NOT deserve a marching band all he got me was his butter photocard???

jimin: he got me that too….

jk: OMG ME TOO >_<

tae: i don’t feel special anymore

namjoon: really jin?

y/n: mine was signed!!

yoongi: cheap

jin: you literally got kook a plastic fork?

yoongi: he loves it

jungkook tell him you love it

jk: i love it

yoongi: see

jin: whatever don’t care

jimin: namjoon got me a fucking book

jin: lol that’s crazy cuz you can’t read

jk: i’m sorry to hear you can’t read jimin hope you can soon :/

namjoon: i put a lot of thought into the book i got you

jin: that’s cute but he can’t read so

jk: i wish i was a book

tae: if you’re a book does that make you a tree?

jk: guys

y/n: no jungkook

jk: oh ok

jimin: i CAN read btw

yoongi: don’t care

jin: sounds like fake news

jk: omg wow ur a fast learner jimin you can read now!!!

jimin: ur talking way too much today

you should stop

jk: is he talking to me????

hobi: y/n got me a holiday to australia

i’m not gonna go cuz like bugs

but that was really nice

y/n: you’re welcome!!!!

tae: k but i got sex

y/n deleted this message!

tae: 😕

silencing me like they did MLK

jimin: what

jk: milk

hobi: did you just compare urself to mlk?

jin: yeah never say that again

tae: why not?? it’s true

yoongi: you are nothing like mlk

jk: tae ur not milk

namjoon: taehyung do not compare yourself to martin luther king ever again please and thank you

jk: or milk

y/n: and in black history month too…

tae: you don’t understand me or him

y/n: yeah ok

back to gifts

joon got me some really pretty flowers

jimin: boringggggggg he does that every year

jk: namjoon got me wood

hobi: ?

namjoon: statue

it’s a wooden statue thing

not just wood

tae: joon giving other boys wood for valentines ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

u wanna know who i gave MY wood too

y/n deleted this message!

namjoon: tae shut up

jin: saw that

tae: i’m just like mlk i’m telling you man

y/n: stop

tae: sorry

jimin: hobi got me shoes

hobi: i did

jk: hobi got me cheese

hobi: expensive cheese

y/n: i took yoongi to those cute photo booth things

yoongi: they didn’t need to know that

y/n: yes they did

we are sharing what we got each other

read the room yoongi

jimin: yeah yoongi read the room

tae: how tf u read a room??!

a room not a book ☠️☠️

u guys dumb as hell

jin: you not knowing what reading a room means makes a lot of sense actually

jk: send photobooth pics ^0^

bet u looked so cute

not you yoongi

y/n

her

not yoongi

i’m talking to y/n NOT you yoongi btw

yoongi: shut up

and no

you’ll never see those photos

jk: ☹️

hobi: so what did yoongi get y/n??

yoongi: don’t worry

tae: personally i’m worried

jk: me 2 guys yoongi is really scary

what if he killed her

y/n: ?

jin: i want to blow jungkook up

jk: i’m no ballon 😭

jimin: probably fucked for valentines let’s be real

tae: well that’s obviously NOT true lmao 😜 ☠️

yoongi: why is that “obviously” not true

we could of

tae: you didn’t

yoongi: and you know how?

tae: cuz i just know

yoongi: yeah ok

we could of for all you know

on the actual day too

tae: you weren’t even with her on valentine’s day

yoongi: and you were?

y/n: he wasn’t

tae: ok

but i could of been

yoongi: but clearly you weren’t

tae: neither were you

namjoon: both of you stop

tae: idk why yoongi acts all high a mighty

especially when it comes to her

y/n: ok that’s crazy

how about you don’t talk about me like i’m not here!

yoongi: idk why taehyung acts like he has a chance lmao

jk: guys

tae: that’s actually crazy

you’d be fucking surprised yoongi!!!!

yoongi: what’s that supposed to mean?

tae: what do you think it means?

tell me yoongi

guess

i’ll tell you if you’re right or not

yoongi: shut the fuck up

tae: or what?

hobi: why this kinda sexualllll

jimin: like 😭😭😭😭

y/n: LMAO STOP

jin: arguing over pussy that belongs to neither of them is crazy i’m just saying

jk: pussy \ ^0^ /

namjoon: how about we all stop arguing and move back to talking about the gifts we got eachother !!

hobi: jungkook got me a ballon

jk: yeah

do you love it

hobi: sure

jk: ^_^

jimin: personally i think hobi’s lying to you kook

jk: WHAT

jimin: i think he hates his ballon actually

jk: hobi pls say he’s lying

hobi: he’s lying

you see it may seem that way because on the outside im a very chill and nonchalant man

y/n: that is not true actually!

hobi: but on inside i am actually very chalant

EXTREMELY chalant no joke

so basically inside im going fucking crazy over the ballon jungkook gave me but it just doesn’t seem like that cuz im a chill guy

jk: but inside ur chalant

hobi: exactly

jk: jimin why would you lie to me

jimin: ur easy to lie to

jk: no im not

jimin: namjoon died in a car crash 24 hours ago

jk: NO NAMJOON OHHMYGOD NAMJOON NO

namjoon: i am not dead

jk: oh

y/n: how did you fall for that

namjoon cant even drive

jk: oh yeah

lol namjoon cant drive guys

namjoon: ok we all know

hobi: so what did you guys actually do on valentine’s day

jk: minecraft but then it got too scary so i played valorant instead

jimin: idk what any of that means but ok

i personally watched movies with joon

namjoon: yeah

i dropped by kook’s and y/n’s place first tho to give my gifts and stuff

hobi: where was my movie invite?????

jimin: we did call you

you were like high as hell

hobi: oh

wow

how real of me

jin: i cooked steak

jimin: for urself?

typical

jin: kys

no

for me and y/n actually

y/n: …

jin: my fault

yoongi: what

tae: oh

jk: SHE SAID SHE WAS BUSY

TTAHSTNOT FAIIROGJKFNKLDVLKFNKLFHKLNNDKVHNFKVNKLGNGR UFHDFHDKJ GHDKLNGFKLNGFG FHJDJHHGR DHGGRHBDNBF JGHKJGHGR

hobi: ????????????????????

namjoon: cool

jimin: jin???? out of everyone JIN??????

why would you fuck jin

jk: WHATR OHMYGOF WHAT?????? SHUT UP

jimin: on valentine’s day too…..

even fucking ME would make more sense than jin right now

jin: tf is that supposed to mean?

jimin: i said what i said lmao

tae: she cant of fucked jin

cuz she’s fucking me

yoongi: LMAOOOO

u really think your special dont you

thats crazy

jk: WHYIS EVERYONEFUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDOHMGYOJFDJFDKJDSDB

hobi: i dont get it even if she was fucking tae why couldn’t she fucked jin too?

y/n: i am like right here you know

tae: because me and her are serious

yoongi: serious???

you are just a rebound

tae: yoongi i think you’re just upset she didn’t come to you first after the whole jaehyun thing

yoongi: i’m glad she didn’t actually because now i know for sure i’m not rebound

you are

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: why? you getting upset?

idk why you’re acting like the victim here when you’re using her for the same thing

hobi: woah??

jimin: cap taehyung bitchless

yoongi: it’s time you stop using y/n to get over jennie and grow some fucking balls

jin: hold on

jimin: WAITTTTTTTT

hobi: SHUT FUCKING DOWN FR????

jk: imgonnapassout

y/n: oh

namjoon: yoongi

tae: i am not using y/n to get over jennie and you know that

hobi: wait ur fr??? taejennie was fr??

LIKE ACTUALLY?? OHMYGIDTHISISREAL??

yoongi: i know that? thats crazy how could i know that??

you didn’t even tell us about jennie

for over 3 months you were with her and you didn’t tell us

and then those photos of you and her were leaked and you were all depressed for ”no reason”

and now all of a sudden your obsession with y/n?

yeah you’re not using her you’re right i’m just fucking stupid aren’t i?

jimin: holy shit man

tae: i am not using her

yoongi: so why is yeontan with jennie right now?

y/n: tae you told me he was with you parents?

tae: yeah

but

i didn’t tell you that because im using you or anything i just said that because i didn’t want to cause any problems

y/n: you lied to me

for no reason

if you told me the truth it would of been fine

tae: i know

y/n: so when i came over

were you planing on sleeping with me anyways?

were you mad at yourself for calling jennie and leaving yeontan with her?

did you use me to help forget about it?

tae: did you use me to help get over jaehyun?

y/n: no

i can tell you that in full confidence no

now answer my question

tae: you know i would never do that to you

y/n: its a yes or no question taehyung

tae: i would never do that to you

yoongi: yes or no you asshole

tae: shut the fuck up

yoongi: answer her question

tae: leave me the fuck alone

tae left “SINGLE LADIES😁🔥”

jk: wow

y/n: didn’t sleep with jin btw

jk: ohthankgod

y/n: did sleep with tae once

we are NOT serious

jk: double ohthankgod

wait

y/n: and now i am going to sleep

jungkook come cuddle

gn all

jk: ON MY WAY OHMYGOD IM ON MY WAY

gn

jimin: good night …

hobi: nite!!

yoongi: gn

jin: goodnight

namjoon: gn

DOWNBAD😭🫵🏻 #2 (minus tae)

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namjoon: yoongi that wasn’t fair

yoongi: i know

but she deserved to know

and he wasn’t gonna tell her any time soon

hobi: YOU AND NAMJOON KNEW THIS TAEJENNIE WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME????

yoongi: i just found out

namjoon knew longer

namjoon: not that long

jimin: ok but how do you know tae is using her fr?

yoongi: it’s not hard to connect the dots

jin: still you could be wrong

yoongi: well he didn’t deny it did he?

jimin: to me it looked like he didn’t know if he was using her or not

yoongi: well he needs to figure that out soon it’s not fair to her

or him ig

but mainly her.

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hate this don’t care about anything bring back yellow….

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[abcdefgiloveyoongi]

You like another bt21 character.

[ilys00ga]

RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOONGI.

A/N: missing my pookie rn so I made this very very random fake texts thing...always wanted to do one tbh.

⚠️ all fake and imaginary/fictional !!

[incquotesx]

jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

[skyxol]

Skz/BTS Fic and Masterlist Recommendations

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[justimagineok]

2:30 series - shopping

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"kook, my feet hurts… I wanna lay down on this floor.", you complained again for the 10th time. You've been asking for a break from following Jungkook around this Louis Vuitton store, but he keeps giving you his bunny eyes, making it impossible for you to say no.

"I'm almost finished, babe. Let's go.", he keeps walking holding your hand in his and with the other, he's carrying all his bags. You offered to help him carry but he denied it. "are you sure you don't want anything?", he questioned again, after you convinced him you didn't want anything.

"I'm sure", you smiled at him. Saying you didn't want anything wasn't it all true, but you didn't feel comfortable letting him buy all these expensive things for you. He already bought you so many presents that your mind didn't even want to wonder how much it was.

"hm…", he stops abruptly, letting go of your hand.

"What?", you questioned, when you see the frown on his face.

"babe. you're doing that thing that annoys me again.", he says all serious.

"what am I doing, Kook?"

"saying you don't want something when you want it. Not doing something you want to do.", he states.

"Kook--"

"no. No Kook. I don't like when you do that.", he gets close to you again, holding your hand. "what is mine is yours, YN. You still don't get that? What I own has no use if I can't share it with you. It's ours. My time, my love, my life, and that also include my money."

"It's not my money, Kook. You worked for it. It's yours. I don't feel comfortable using it."

"what about when you buy me things? When you cook all those delicious things for me. When you take us out to do something and don't let me pay. That's your money, but I let you spend it on me 'cause I know you like to do that. "

"That's different."

"How so?"

"cause it's for you, Kook. I don't mind doing any of those stuff to you."

He squeezes your hand comforting you. "And I don't mind doing anything for you, YN. And if I can be honest, I feel a little offended when you stop yourself from doing something you want cause you're embarrassed to say it to me. It's just me, Jungkook. Your boyfriend, friend, and future husband if you allow me.", he smirks, making you laugh. "you don't have to wait for me to ask if you want something, baby. You can just take it. It's ours. Ok?"

You look at his eyes, he's waiting for your response with a smile.

"ok, then."

"for real?", he smiles even wider.

"for real.", you smile back. "now let's go buy me some things, huh?", you pull him by the hand. Four hours later, you and jungkook received glances at the store with how many bags you were both carrying. You tried to buy just a earring, but Jungkook was way too excited to let you buy just that.

You didn't complain.

art from Gyung Studio - not mine

[7ndipity]

Would you guys like it if I started making incorrect quotes and fake texts? I used to make incorrect quotes on my fan blog, but I think it would fun to do them again here.

[strawbearytae]

29. deja vu?📎

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a/n: I DIDNT DIE! Thanks you to everyone who messaged me if I was okay! I had no motivation for this chapter and just wanted to hurry this one along so I’m sorry if it’s sub parㅠㅠㅠ

thanks for reading! please remember to hit that rblg button as a pat on the head for me for a good job (•ᴗ•◍)!

synopsis: flirting with your crush of 3 years wasn’t something you thought of when first getting twitter, a nasty breakup wasn’t what you expected either… but why is it that after 3 years and loads of droning on self-improvement and trying to become “that” girl, your gym buddy reminds you of the one person you wanted to forget?

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[hearts4joon]

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[whyse7vn]

OLD YOONGI -

[ min yoongi x reader ]

YOONGI :3

you have 1 miss call from yoongi :3

yoongi: i’m killing myself

you have 2 miss calls from yoongi :3

yoongi: do you want me to kill myself?

y/n: send a picture of ur face rn

yoongi: why didn’t you answer??

y/n: shut up and send

yoongi: why?

y/n: cuz i asked

yoongi: you demanded

y/n: ur into that

yoongi: shut up

y/n: :p

ur face

rn

pls

yoongi: no

ur just gonna say something weird

y/n: i won’t

yoongi: whatever

y/n:

got me twiddling my thumbs and shit🥰

ur such a cutie

let’s do a blood bond

no joke i’m so hard rn

yoongi: …

y/n: want proof????

yoongi: talk to me like a normal girlfriend

y/n: hello amazing beautiful boyfriend

yoongi: ew???

y/n: pookie??

yoongi: leave me alone

y/n: you literally called me?

yoongi: and you didn’t answer

y/n: just say ur obsessed with me…

yoongi: going to the coffee shop

y/n: WITHOUT ME???

fucking snake oh my god

yoongi: what do you want??

y/n: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: ur making me sick

y/n: stop being mean to me

yoongi: sorry :3

what do you want pretty

y/n: your mouth against my mouth

yoongi: ok bye

y/n: boooo ur boring

yoongi: don’t be upset with me when i come home with no coffee for you

y/n: what are you getting

yoongi: vanilla latte

7 espresso shots

y/n: bro????????????????

you might as well do cocaine what the hell

yoongi: who is bro?

y/n: i want to fuck u rn

btw

if you didn’t know

now you do

yoongi: ur real strange

y/n: i can be strange in bed

yoongi: no thanks???

y/n: just tell me to shoot myself in the head fuck

yoongi: wtf are you even talking about rn

y/n: yoongi don’t you get tired of pretending ur not deeply in love with me and would literally ask how high if i said jump

yoongi: what do you want from this fucking coffee shop oh my god

i’m almost there

y/n: ur so in love with me it’s actually overbearing

yoongi: i’m blocking you

y/n: what would you do if i kissed namjoon

yoongi: ????

why would you do that??

stop asking me stupid questions

y/n: i just want to know

yoongi: stop talking

y/n: if i stop talking that means i’m dead

yoongi: i can’t wait till that day comes

y/n: ummm what the hell

ur literally gonna die first

ur 30……

yoongi: how do you know i’m gonna die first

you god or something??

y/n: baby ur 30

yoongi: i’m aware

y/n: im gald you understand

yoongi: ?

whatever

getting u a iced caramel frappe thing ok??

don’t want it don’t care

y/n: when he knows ur order 😍

yoongi: nvm i’m not getting it for you actually

y/n: when he’s broke and ugly 🤬

yoongi: 😐

y/n: i’ll lick you head to toe

i lied i’m sorry

ur not ugly

AT ALL

yk that baby

yoongi: but i’m broke?

y/n: maybe idk

you not wanting to buy me the drink says a lot….

yoongi: whatever don’t care anymore

y/n: you’re a liar

you literally almost cried just now

yoongi: no i didn’t

y/n: you did

yoongi: not

y/n: i love u

yoongi: ok

y/n: say it back stupid bitch

yoongi: i love you

y/n: <3333333333333333333

yoongi: this is toxic

y/n: me and namjoon are toxic

yoongi: there is no you and namjoon

y/n: can i dream in peace

yoongi: shut up

cuz what if i said

y/n: NO DON’T SAY ANYTHING

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TJROW UP

DONT PLS -£/££/£2&:&:£:£.£

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞

BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ILL LITERALLY CRY IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WOMANS NAME

yoongi: but you can talk about namjoon??

idk this doesn’t seem fair love :/

y/n: don’t even know a namjoon

is that a fruit or something????????

yoongi: that’s what i thought

y/n: shut the hell up

yoongi: :3

y/n: random question but are you single lol

yoongi: no

y/n: damn that’s crazy

i hope she dies

yoongi: me too

y/n: WOOOOOWWWWW

yoongi: idk what you expect me to say

y/n: dni rn

yoongi: ok

y/n: ur interacting i told you NOT to

fucker

ok

good

stupid idiot loser bitch

UGH

sighs

so like…

*tucks hair behind ear*

you come here often?😍

don’t ignore my flirting what the hell

yoongi: what do you want from me

y/n: some love and appreciation would be nice idk..

yoongi: at the coffee shop standing in line now

y/n: bet the way you standing is hot as hell

yoongi: ??

tf is actually ur issue

y/n: don’t ?? me

ur making me look insane

yoongi: you are insane

y/n: this yoongi would never treat me

like this

yoongi: ew

never show me that again

y/n: but you look so silly and edible :33

i remember the day you took this so clearly

you sent it to me and begged me

to tell you if it was ok to post or not

SIGHSSSSSSS

wow miss old yoongi

now ur just a slut whose naked all the time

yoongi: i am not naked all the time

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

what happened to my little lover boy

who would tell me he loves me 475 times a day

yoongi: i tell you i love you all the time

y/n: ok but you say it like i have a gun to ur head

yoongi: i love you

y/n: not convinced

yoongi: whatever

y/n: SIGHSS

the old yoongi wouldn’t of given up so easily

yoongi: i love you there is literally nothing more to say

y/n: old yoongi would have more words

yoongi: i reallllly love you

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

yoongi: babe…

y/n: looks left looks right

sighs

yoongi: you are great

i love you

i appreciate you

i want to kiss you

y/n: i could cry

best day of my life

i’ve never seen you this emotional yoongi

kinda off putting

you on ur period or something 💀

yoongi: ?????????????

stop talking to me

—

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[abcdefgiloveyoongi]

You saying "I love you" to change the subject.

[little-big-fan]

Um neném para o Idol. (Jungkook - BTS) Parte 5.

Parte 1. Parte 2. Parte 3. Parte 4.

n/a: Na primeira parte desse imagine, tem um fakechat. O app que eu uso atualizou e eu precisei tirar as mensagens do modo noturno pq estava impossível de ler! Então relevem essa parte haha

Ajuda com os nomes:

Jungkook: Jeon, JK J-hope: Hobi, Hoseok Suga: Yoongi Taehyung: V Namjoon: RM (também chamei ele de "líder" em algumas partes) Jin: Seokjin Jimin: Chamei ele só de Jimin mesmo, mas fiquei com pena de deixar de fora da lista KKKKKKK

Jungkook's pov

Acomodei uma Liz sonolenta nos meus braços. A garotinha apoiava a cabeça em meu peito enquanto os pézinhos descansavam sobre as pernas da mãe. Um filme infantil sobre um cachorro vermelho passava na televisão, mas eu não prestava atenção, passando os dedos pelos cabelos sedosos dela, captando cada uma das expressões que me fizeram falta nas últimas semanas.

— Mamãe. — Ela disse em um bocejo. S\N murmurou um “hum?” — Eu tenho um papai? — A pergunta pegou a nós dois desprevenidos. Ainda não havíamos tocado no assunto novamente. Nos encaramos com os olhos arregalados por um momento, e ela pigarreou antes de olhar para a pequena. 

— Você sabe o que é um papai, filha? 

— É igual uma mamãe, só que menino. — Deu de ombros, sem tirar os olhos da televisão. A explicação inocente me fez sorrir. — Claire me perguntou qual o nome do meu papai hoje, mas eu não sabia. — Explicou. — Ela disse que todas as crianças têm um papai e uma mamãe. 

— Sim… — S/N disse coçando o rosto de forma nervosa. 

— Então onde está o meu? — Virou o rostinho, encarando a mãe. S/N olhou para mim, e eu apenas a encarei de volta. Havia concordado com seus termos e não os quebraria. 

— Você quer um papai, querida? — Perguntei baixo. 

— Quero. — Cruzou os braços, ajeitando sua posição entre nós. 

— O que acha de mim? — Perguntei olhando para o cachorro  ridiculamente vermelho na tv, sem coragem de olhar para ela caso dissesse que não me queria. 

— Você quer ser meu papai? 

— Quero. — Liz subiu em cima de mim, ficando de joelhos sobre as minhas pernas e segurando minhas bochechas com as mãos pequenas. Então virou para a mãe.

— Pode mamãe? Titio JK pode ser meu papai? — Meu coração espancava o pobre do meu peito, batendo tão forte que já começava a me deixar um pouco zonzo. 

— Se você quiser, querida. — O tom embargado em sua voz me dizia que aquele momento também parecia especial para ela. 

Liz virou para mim novamente, abrindo um sorriso que ficaria marcado na minha alma e deixando um beijo molhado na ponta do meu nariz.

— Então agora vou te chamar de papai, tá bom, papai? — Não consegui segurar o impulso que me tomou, apertando-a entre meus braços e beijando todo seu rostinho uma dezena de vezes. Liz ria alto tentando me afastar, mas ao mesmo tempo adorando a interação. 

Parado no fundo da sala, Patrick assistia a cena em silêncio, com os braços cruzados e uma expressão de poucos amigos no rosto. S/N fez menção de levantar quando ele virou as costas, mas eu segurei seu pulso. 

— Me deixa falar com ele. — Pedi. 

Alheia ao assunto, Liz voltou a assistir o filme quando me levantei. Caminhei até o quarto que eu sabia que era o dele e bati na porta.

— Não quero conversar agora, S/N… — Ele mesmo se interrompeu ao me ver. — O que quer? 

— Podemos ter uma conversa? De homem para homem? — O loiro bufou, dando um passo para trás. 

— Fala de uma vez. — Sentou na cama bagunçada. 

— Eu sei que você não está feliz com a situação… — Comecei. 

— Então por que você não faz um favor para todos nós e se manda? — Me interrompeu. — Elas não precisam de você. 

— Eu não vou embora. Liz é minha filha e você precisa aceitar isso. — Declarei. Rindo ele neogu com a cabeça.

— Até quando você acha que vai aguentar brincar de casinha? — Me encarou. — Por enquanto, é tudo novidade. Você só fica com a parte boa. — Acusou. — Você não esteve aqui quando ela ficou doente, ou quando chorou noites inteiras quando os dentes começaram a crescer e…

— Não foi por escolha! — Explodi. — Acha que eu queria ter perdido tudo isso? Acha que não me sinto culpado? — O loiro respirou fundo. — A minha filha tem três anos e hoje foi a primeira vez que ela me chamou de pai. Acha que era isso que eu queria? 

— E o que você quer, Jungkook. 

— Eu quero ela. — Suspirei. — Quero ser presente na vida dela. 

— Ser pai não é tão fácil quanto você pensa. — Debochou. 

— Eu não quero que seja fácil. Eu simplesmente quero ser o pai dela. Quero estar lá para assoprar os machucados, para consertar o primeiro coração quebrado e chorar como um idiota quando ela me disser que tem um namorado. — Suguei o ar com força depois de me atropelar com as palavras. — Eu sou grato por você ter estado presente quando eu não estive. E pelo bem da nossa filha, eu espero que possamos pelo menos nos tolerar. 

— Nossa filha? — Os olhos azuis estavam arregalados, demonstrando que meu argumento o havia desarmado. 

— Eu sei que você também é pai da Liz. E não vou mentir, eu invejo cada um dos momentos que foram seus. Mas, por favor, não me tire os meus. — Patrick respirou fundo. 

— Se você vacilar, eu mato você. — Avisou. 

— Eu sei disso. Mas eu não vou. — Estendi a mão. O outro pai da minha filha a encarou, e com um pouco de relutância, selou a nossa paz. — Quer ver o filme com a gente? 

— Eu já o vi pelo menos umas cinquenta vezes. — Ele negou com a cabeça. — Agora é a sua vez. — Ri com o comentário, virando para voltar para a sala. Mas antes que passasse pela porta ele chamou meu nome. — A S/N também está inclusa. Se vacilar com ela, eu mato você. 

Assenti, mesmo sem entender direito o comentário. Que tipo de namorado dá um aviso desses? 

Voltei para a sala, encontrando a garotinha adormecida, jogada no sofá.

— Como foi? — S/N perguntou tirando os olhos do celular. 

— A paz está selada. — Um sorriso de alívio tomou seu rosto, deixando-a ainda mais bonita. 

— Eu soube que o programa do James vai acabar. — Comentei tomando meu lugar no sofá. — Já conseguiu um novo emprego? 

— Ainda não. — Suspirou. 

— Se precisar de ajuda, eu conheço algumas pessoas do meio. — Ofereci. 

— Obrigada. — Sorriu. — Vou pensar com carinho. 

Deixei um beijinho nos cabelos da minha filha e me despedi da mãe dela. Voltando para o quarto de hotel que vinha sendo a minha casa toda vez que voltava para a cidade, fiz uma chamada de grupo com os meus amigos, que comemoraram alto quando contei sobre os meus avanços com Liz. 

Sorrindo como um idiota, tive a primeira noite de sono tranquila em semanas, realmente descansando. 

Menos de uma semana depois, tive que me despedir de novo da minha pequena chorosa. A rotina de viajar entre os Estados Unidos e a Coreia era cansativa, principalmente precisando esconder da grande maioria das pessoas o motivo de voltar tanto para a terra do dólar. 

Cheguei em casa exausto de mais um dia de gravação, jogando meu corpo cansado sobre a cama. Peguei o celular no bolso da calça de moletom ao senti-lo vibrar.

Tomei um banho rápido e comi alguma coisa na espera da mensagem que me permitiria contar uma história de ninar para a minha garotinha. 

Peguei a pequena coleção de livros infantis que havia comprado e deixei preparada ao meu lado na cama. Apertei o botão de chamada no mesmo minuto em que S/N notificou. 

— Podemos conversar rapidinho antes da história? — A mulher do outro lado perguntou. 

— Claro, aconteceu algo? — Perguntei já levemente preocupado. 

— Não. — Sorriu. — Eu quero a sua opinião em algo. 

— Pode falar. 

— Eu recebi uma proposta de emprego. 

— Isso é ótimo. — Falei com sinceridade.

 — Em Seul. — Meu coração deu um salto.

— Está falando sério? 

— Estou. 

— O que Patrick acha disso? — Perguntei ignorando minha vontade de implorar que ela aceitasse. 

— Já conversamos sobre o assunto e ele acha uma oportunidade ótima. 

— Eu acho melhor ainda. — Não contive o sorriso. — Vocês três podem ficar comigo até achar um lugar…

— Só vamos Liz e eu. — Ela me interrompeu, causando mais uma arritmia em mim. 

— Patrick não vem? 

— Não. Ele está em um ótimo momento no hospital como cirurgião geral… — Ela olhou para os lados, como se certificasse que ninguém a escutasse. — E eu acho que ele achou um namorado. — Sussurrou. 

— Patrick é gay?! — Gritei, fazendo-a arregalar os olhos. — Desculpa, eu… 

— Sim, ele é. — Disse em meio a uma risada. 

— Eu achei que ele fosse o seu namorado. — Admiti. 

— O quê? Não! Nós somos como irmãos. — Falou como se a ideia fosse absurda. 

Finalmente o comentário em nossa última conversa fez sentido…

— Você e Liz podem ficar aqui, eu tenho muitos quartos vagos…

— Acho melhor não. — Ela disse em uma careta. 

— Por que não? 

— Não quero que a cabecinha dela fique confusa. Liz sabe que somos os pais dela, eu acho que se nós convivermos, ela pode acabar tendo a ideia errada. Também não quero que a nossa presença atrapalhe a sua vida profissional e amorosa.

— Que vida amorosa? — Falei erguendo uma sobrancelha. S/N não sabia, mas, desde que ela aparece em minha frente, meses atrás eu sequer falei direito com outras mulheres. 

— Enfim. — Ela suspirou. — Eu queria a sua ajuda para conseguir um corretor de imóveis. 

— S/N… 

— Essas são as minhas condições. — Falou irredutível. 

— Está bem. — Me rendi. — Eu vou ver com uns conhecidos. 

— Obrigado. — Ela sorriu mais uma vez. — Aqui. — Falou abaixando o telefone, e então a imagem de Liz preencheu a tela. — Papai!

As semanas que se seguiram foram ainda mais atarefadas. Mesmo sabendo que S/N não queria morar na mesma casa que eu, achei que seria no mínimo normal ter um quarto pronto para receber a minha filha. Escolhendo eu mesmo a decoração com todos os elementos que eu sabia que ela adorava. 

Mesmo com a minha insistência em voltar aos Estados Unidos para ajudá-la com a viagem,S/N se mostrou irredutível, listando todos os motivos do quão perigoso seria se alguém descobrisse a identidade de Liz antes da hora. 

Fiz questão de esperar as duas no estacionamento do aeroporto, depois de longas horas sem contato. 

Abri a porta da van de vidros escuros, recebendo minha filha com um abraço apertado. 

— Como foi a viagem? — Perguntei, mesmo vendo em sua aparência cansada que não havia sido fácil. 

— Tranquila. — Forçou um sorriso que eu não comprei. Era uma viagem longa, e com uma criança pequena deveria ser ainda mais difícil. 

— Vamos para o apartamento? — Perguntei quando um dos seguranças terminou de guardar a bagagem das duas.

— Na verdade… — S/N disse pegando o celular na bolsa. — Houve um problema com a tubulação, então vamos passar algumas noites nesse hotel. — Estendeu o aparelho com o endereço, que eu sequer me dei o trabalho de checar.

— De jeito nenhum, vocês ficam comigo.

— Jeon…

— Não, S/N. A minha filha e a mãe dela não vão ficar em um hotel sabe-se lá por quanto tempo. — Falei deixando um carinho na bochecha vermelha da garotinha. — Eu aceitei as suas condições, agora você aceita as minhas. 

— Só por alguns dias. — Ergueu o indicador. 

— Tudo bem. — Concordei. 

[justimagineok]

2:30 series - drops of love 12 💌🍼

A/N: hey again :) nice to see you here

n💕 there's gonna be more parts for the pregnancy Edition, so stay tuned 😉

"Good morning, babe.", Jungkook kissed your cheek softly waking you up from your snore. You grumbled a good morning back, and he hummed in satisfaction as he leaned in and gave you a kiss in the belly. "Good morning, baby.", he whispered kissing your belly again.

"Good morning, Kook.", you grumbled again, still not opening your eyes. You heard your husband chuckling as he gave your belly yet another kiss. "I'm sorry, but I wasn't talking to you, babe."

He kissed your belly one more time and this time you opened your eyes to see the wide smile spread in his face. "I was talking to this baby.", he placed his warm hands on your belly, winking at you.

"w-what?", you started to blink fast, and Jungkook cracked up laughing.

"I know you're pregnant, babe. I was waiting till you're ready to talk about it.", he shrugged helping you sit down. "although I almost woke you up 5 times so we could talk."

"y-you're not mad at me?", you asked as your eyes filled with tears. Jungkook giggled, shaking his head.

"Why would I be? I couldn't be more happy, YN." , you studied Jungkook's features and you wondered how in the heavens you could ever think he'd be mad at you. In fact, you noticed as his bunny smile turned into a small pout as his eyes filled with years.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night...", he confessed as he reached for your hand. "In fact I almost woke you up, but I figured it wouldn't be a good idea since you need to sleep a lot more now.", his eyebrows furrowed as he looked at the ring on your finger. "I always imagined how would it be when I discovered I was going to be a dad, but finding out how I did was the best way ever..", he looked at you.

"How did you know, Kook?"

He smiled again, kissing your hand. "You literally glowed up, babe.", you twisted your head, confused.

"I keep telling you I know you like the back of my hand, babe.", he bragged, making you smile.

"C'mon, tell me, Kook."

Jungkook sighted, ready to confess. "I wanna be a gentleman and say that i just felted in my heart, but the truth is that i started to get suspicious when i noticed that your boobs were getting bigger.", he smirked, offering you a wink. "you also stopped eating my skittles and told me they smell like cleaning product when you and I both know that skittles are the most delicious thing on the galaxy. ", he kept rambling, " also, you threw up like 3 times last week and you never do that unless you're sick and you rejected wine on our date night and we also know that never happens either, so that was when i was sure," he let go of your hand, bowing to sign he was done with his speech.

Jeon Jungkook was an allegory. You always knew.

"Kook", you reached for him and Jungkook immediately pulled you in for a tight hug. "I'm so happy.", you stated as your busted in tears.

"Then why are you crying, babe?", he asked, amused.

"Because I'm so scared, Kook.", you nested your head in his shoulder, sobbing. "What if I'm not a good mother? What if I'm like my mother? What if I'm not like your mother? What if I failed with our baby? Wha-",

"YN.", Jungkook called your name as he made space so he could look at you. "listen to me very carefully right now. ", he waited until you nodded. "You don't have to be like any of them. You just have to be you and I have no doubt in my soul you're gonna be the best mom in the whole universe.", his eyes filled with tears again as he kept speaking. "You're the most stunning, amazing, breath-taking, mesmerizing, courageous, adorable, hot and captivating woman on this earth.", he took a deep breath ready to continue his speech, but you interrupted, pulling him for a kiss.

“you’re the best thing that ever happened to me, YN. And you gave me the best present i could dream of ”, he whispered as he kissed you again. "I'm gonna be the best dad to our baby and I'm gonna be a better husband too."

"You're the best husband I could ever dream of, Jeon.", you bragged as he hugged you.

"I'm a bit scared too.", he confessed in a low tone. "but we're in this together so I'm sure everything will be okay. I love you and our baby so much..", he squeezed you in his arms, making you squeak.

"And we love you, Kook. We love you so much."

art couple by Gyung Studio

[sftykth]

the top ten - JJK preview

banner done by me! ♡

↠ summary: A school who ranks their students based on beauty in the top ten program has Jungkook and his friends seen as the superior students amongst others. Jungkook takes a particular liking to a girl but will the social rank get in the way from something blossoming between the two?

↠ pairing: Jungkook x Yn

↠ type: e2l - inspired by the girl from nowhere

↠ Coming soon !! Let me know if you want to be tagged !!

authors note: hello everyone! you might recognise me if you read my first story ‘perfect now’ i’m excited to announce that i will be writing a new jungkook story im so excited! i still haven’t decided whether to do it as a sm au or a writing type. it will become more clearer later on. pls let me know ur thoughts and if ur excited to read this !! <33

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