#the song is fire it’s going to be stuck in my head for ages istg

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Uh-oh the TV is buffering!!

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       aY pals!! i’m sam, i’m twenty, i’m australian, she/her pronouns and i’ve recently made an actual legitimate short film which is Wild(TM) but more recently i’ve just been binging mindhunter on netflix. aNYWAY, let’s move on to my little shit: hanna/bugsy!! there’s some more info under the cut, then! if u wanna plot hmu or like this and i’ll come to you!

☾ —— have you met hanna bishop, the twenty one year old cisfemale that looks a lot like dove cameron? she has been in the syndicate as a vault cracker for one year now and is known around as the manic, because she is intuitive & meticulous, as well as unpredictable & headstrong. not just a gang banger, bugsy is also a sex store employee

STATS

full name: hanna louise bishop

nickname(s): ham, bugsy

age: twenty one

gender: cis-female

pronouns: she/her

date of birth: november 2nd

zodiac sign: scorpio

label: the manic

occupation: sex store employee, freelance hacker, vault cracker for the syndicate

orientation: pansexual aromantic (but prefers to just call herself “queer”)

relationship status: single, not looking to date

language(s): english

hair colour: platinum blonde

eye colour: blue

drink / smoke / drugs: yes / no / yes

faceclaim: dove cameron

likes / dislikes: drugs, whiskey, big dogs, horror movies, video games / blue cheese, seafood, education system, order

positive traits: meticulous, intuitive, dedicated, intelligent

negative traits: unpredictable, secretive, head-strong, reckless

if she was in a hogwarts house: ravenclaw

IDK STUFF ???

i apologise this is a mess istg its all sorted in my head but getting it down? not today satan

kinda based on young and menace by fall out boy??? except that song is like oh i used to be like that, hanna is still like that

why is her name bugsy??? bc there’s a musical called bugsy malone about gangsters but all the roles are usually played by kids and hc that hanna once played blousey (basically bugsy’s bitch in the play) once and was like fUCK THAT imma be the main man now

also she just thinks its funny like one of her nicknames is ham she doesn’t take the whole codename thing very seriously tbh

aNYWAY history stuff

she didn’t grow up in monroe, she grew up in a city and left no trace when she left at age eighteen

she comes from a relatively ordinary upper-middle class family. has an older brother in the army and no other siblings (at least not that she counts, she has a step sister and two step brothers). 

parents divorced when she was fifteen but she’d seen it coming since she was ten and wished they’d done it earlier so she wouldn’t have be woken by fighting so often lmao

what she didn’t wish had happened: was both her parents getting remarried within a year of the divorce. she assumed this meant one or maybe both of two things: they’d been cheating and/or they were trying to get back at each other

anyway, long story short: hanna fucking hates her parents. she thinks they’re slow, annoying, ridiculous and above all: stuck in their own routine of trying to one up each other

hanna acted out past this point, even though she was smart she let her grades fall, skipped school, spent days locked up in her room yelling to other gamers online until a parent wanted to tell her it was ridiculous then she’d sneak out, disappear for days.

the day she turned eighteen she left home. she’d had a bag packed for a week in advance. and she didn’t look back.

she’d thought about going to a city but came across monroe on her way, she’s been here since.

she picked up a job here in there, for a while she did i.t. help but it bored her, people’s stupid problems. so much like her parents. so instead of just fixing problems, she would plant viruses. using her looks and charm to get what she wanted from each customer just enough to personalise each virus to the person, really tick them off.

eventually she got caught so she was fired, taking up a job in retail instead. specifically in a sex shop where she could spend her days mindlessly rearranging and toying with people to her heart’s delight

however she wouldn’t have taken this cushy job if the syndicate hadn’t already recruited her as a vault cracker during her unemployment

something to keep her engaged and interested (vault cracking), then something to let her mind relax and talk to people and usually mess with them a little (sex shop)

always has a fuck ton of energy, unless she’s hungover (which is often, she a big party gal) then she will physically fight anyone that comes within five feet of her or wakes her from a nap

iDK she’s trash lmao

plot ideas???? (all with more in depth plotting)

roommates

ride or die, best pal

ex flings (she’s not a relationship person like at all lmao so no full on exes)

fwb/hook ups (bonus if they hate each other and just hook up drunk or something)

sibling-like friendships

someone who comes into the sex shop a lot and ham is like bitch the fuck who u fuckin

general friendships

general dislikes

gamer buds

strictly only friends when drinking/partying don’t know each other otherwise

idk man its 1:30am i just want plots with everyone immediately pls hmU with any ideas or anything like lets go fam