#the stabes

[kimodraw]

so you say. you wanna make contact

[dianagj-art]

"I got you"

I might have gone overboard with this (was supposed to be just a sketch) but I cant get this scene from "Wrapped in Regret" out of my mind

[dissociative-degenerate]

[what-aboutno]

Sorry about the blood. It's not mine

[crownspeaksblog]

No because I absolutely loved watching ed fight! For 2 seasons we never saw him fight, he was always making his crew do it, even when was in full kraken mode, he just fires one shot and stands back and let them do the rest.

While in 2x08 he was killing left, right and center! He casually took out two English soldiers, UNARMED and used their rifle to choke them out, in a little rowboat, then he choked and broke someone's neck with ONE fucking hand while holding and READING stedes love letter with the other! Then later, on the beach, he was fighting two soldiers, while two more were coming at him and you can see that he already took out NINE others (yes i went back and counted!) Also when he took someone's rifle and put it on their shoulder and shot someone else.. I can't.. He's a fucking menace! A hot fucking menace!

I just think it's neat he went around slaughtering the English like they're nothing after he hallucinated stede, the love of his life, yelling for help!

[storge]

The calmer a person is, the more he loses control when he falls in love. I want to see to what extent he can sacrifice for you.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.34

[stendysolos]

silly rant about wendy and stan :3

but like the rants are seperate

so to whoever wants to read this shit i think wendy doesnt work with anyone else besides stan. if you say "kyle can treat her better!" first of all stfu u kyndy shippers are annoying asf and second of all no he would not. he would clearly get jealous of other guys and he would be really controlling (not in earlier seasons) and lets just be fr for a sec... wendy would either fall out of love or get back with stan again because yknow they always go back to eachother. and plus an arguement between wendy and kyle would be ugly especially if theyre together, they both can get mad asf and the arguement would last ATLEAST a few days. and atleast stan can handle her disagreeing and yelling at him. now lets see who else shes paired with. i wanna talk abt wendy and token. first of all i dont believe wendy ever loved token because we never see theyre relationship outside of raisins. what i believe is that wendy only dated token to try and get stans attention because he did neglect the relationship and maybe she was attention-hungry. and now the final one i wanna talk to about is cartman. i hate wendy x cartman (more than i hate kyndy) because we know it would never work. she even said that she lost all feelings towards cartman after chef goes nanners. and even if you argue and say that they had good chemestry in that episode let me remind you that she ran back to stan at the end of the episode. she clearly hates cartman and clearly would rather killherself than date cartman. i dont think cartman deserves to be with anyone (except maybe yentl) because he's pretty much unlovable.

now onto stan, i dont think he works with anyone but wendy. lets take a look at style. first of all kyle has left stan several times before. he left him for token and he also never helped him with his depression in your getting old. but guess who was there to cheer him up? wendy was. wendy was one of the only people that didnt get sick of him in that episode and it really shows how much she cares for stan. and in you have 0 friends even though wendy was kinda being... weird, stan did listen to her and tried to edit his settings on his facebook.

also i wanna bring up... best friends doesnt = dating.

also i wanna talk abt stendy as a relationship. i think that they might be able to work as friends but as partners is when theyre dynamic works best. girlboss and loser bf. in all honesty stan and wendy might have the best dynamic/healthiest relationship out of everyone. theyve been shown to care about eachother lots of times and in the older seasons was when they really had their cutest moments. modern stendy isnt bad either, wendy is able to forgive stan at the end of the chat gpt episode because she loves him. and stan really cares for wendy too. he went with wendy to see shitty movies just to spend time with her and he also wrote a song for her. stendy is my absolute favorite ship and i hate when ppl make them cheat on eachother. stan would never and wendy wouldnt either. and one thing i noticed is that stan is loyal to wendy, sure he may have had a few crushes on other girls but, he never actually tried to make a move on any of them (except ms ellen) but through out all their break ups, stan never dating anyone besides wendy, which shows he really does love her enough to the point where he would hit on anyone while she was gone

also this section is just random but i wanted to put it here:

would stan work with other girls?

theres 3 main people i wanted to pair stan with. heidi, bebe, and red. first i want to talk abt is red and stan. i feel like they would be more friends than lovers. we dont really see much of reds personality but we do know that she acts like the other girls. stan doesnt really interact with girls that much so we dont really see a certain dynamic between them. another girl i want to talk abt is bebe. bebe is an interstening character, she can be nice, outgoing and funny but she can switch up to be sassy and rude. stan and bebe are like the listeners/jocks of their groups. they both have their hobbys that go on the field (stan plays football and bebe is a cheerleader). i feel like stan and bebe would be besties shit talking everybody. and lastly i want to move onto heidi. i feel like they could work as an alternate incase stan and wendy have a permenant break up (lets be honest thats never happening). i feel like heidi likes/ is fond of stan. she went up to him for advice abt cartman and he's probably the one that knows cartman the least. and in the bracelets episode he asked her for glue which i find funny. and i feel like their love of animals would help them bond.

ok i think im done with this rant

so basically:

wendy and kyle dont get along prob, stendy is a healthy relationship, cartman and wendy hate eachother, stan and red are mutuals, stan and bebe are prob besties, and stan and heidi could work but like... stendy solos.

ok bye yall

[feralcrybaby]

“Like A Lover”

[cowardlycowboys]

often I think thoughts that aren't kind

[castlephantom]

Issac's design is like he is a striper, ready to seduce Hector or Trevor.

[whinlatter]

"knife" please, pal...

1) disappointed you didn’t go for your first choice option (yes …. it was tits…… ginny’s banging rack continues to be a major beasts plot point………)

2) soooo i actually cannot share knife because the spoilers would be much too big (as you well know, o great wreaker of havoc and mischief)…………. but i can confirm that chapter 13 is basically 15,000 words of build up to a scene that is basically this:

[1unpaid-intern]

My entire tumblr feed rn for some reason:

[velen-is-full-of-mud]

The day has come! Bye bye Ceasar!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[darewolfcreates]

Splat Dare is the bane of O.R.C.A’s existence *cue increasingly ridiculous slap stick of dare imploring different ways of smuggling their sword into tests*

[gorefetishizer]

Oh dude yeah you should totally come over and watch me do my T shot. Yeah no it's not scary at all I mean. Yeah it does hurt a bit but it feels good I mean it's just a pinch and then, it's slow and steady and it gradually expands the muscle tissue as it makes room for itself inside of you, carefully filling every little crevice with it's warmth, expanding more and more until you think you can't take anymore, and it hurts you a little bit at that point, but soon enough it's over and your thigh feels hard and bloated, and everytime you move it it reminds you that it's inside, taking over every little part of you, changing your shape every second, without any regard to your own aesthetic interests, only to itself and your bodies inherent desires... But it's chill it's not a big deal at all it's just kinda cool

[a-cat-in-toffee]

"what is emizel thinking about in this moment?" "man... do worms... dig down on purpose?" "OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS WHAT BIZLY WAS SAYING DURING BREAKFAST" "or do they just do it because theyre hungry?