#thegirlwhobecamequeen

[rumor-weed]

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” (to Ada from Evelyn)

"I just thought it would be fun. Does fun need a reason? I just... think if they could steal the Turtle of Damascus, couldn't we pull off stealing the real star of Christmas? We're more competent than that, aren't we? We'll steal it, sell it, make big..." she paused to consider the currency. "Shillings. Crowns."

[junior-asparagus]

"The only thing I’m blurry on is what Miss Acmetha knows." (from esther)

"She knows too much if you ask me," Junior shook his head.

[missacmetha]

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?” (to Mrs. Achmetha from Evelyn)

"Whose toilet seat?" Mrs. Acmetha asked nervously.

[the-clone-of-nebby-k-nezzer]

"i don't know a thing about being a princess." (from esther)

Nezzer, much younger than his modern day 37, pastly at the young old age of 37, nodded to the young actress as he thoughtfully chewed on a strudel. He swallowed, cleared his throat, and said, "Pa seemed pretty confident in your abilities. And from what little we've shot already, you seem really good. You're probably just too nervous. Overthinking it! Loosen up and have fun with it. I mean, you couldn't be a better fit for the role. You even share a name with her!"

He gestured with an invisible hand as if to say, "wave it off, you're doing great," and took a sip of coffee. It was fairly early in the morning, and he had stayed up fairly late the night before, evident by the bags under his eyes which were definitely not wrinkles from old age.

[thevtbanker]

❛ i'm so tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes. ❜ (from esther)

"Ma'am, this is a bank."

[tom-grape]

“ so , this party… will there be strippers? “ (from esther)

"Uhhh... I didn't hear of it, but there could be, I guess? They don't typically have 'em at weddings, but... hey, I can ask!"

[divorced-loveyasparagus]

"you mean you cheated!" (from esther)

"Oh, please! Not any more than he cheated! Significantly less, in fact. And it was more... emotional cheating. Does that make sense?"

[bartlebey]

❛ would things be easier if there was a right way? ❜ (from esther)

"Nothing worth doing is ever the right - wait, I said that wrong. Let me start over, Esther... Lastname." He said, and then, deciding the moment was ruined and beyond saving, he shook his... head? And said, "Never mind. Um, I would say, the best thing you can do for yourself, is to do what feels right, not what someone tells you is right."

[missacmetha]

❛ will you please text me when you get home safely? ❜ (esther of course)

"What makes you think I'm going to get home safely?" Miss Acmetha teased.

[missacmetha]

❛  why can't i just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here?  ❜ (but from Esther)

"God, tell me about it," Acmetha shook her head, "It's tough work being a bad bitch but someone's gotta do it."

[missacmetha]

❛ i heard you needed a date tonight, so here i am. ❜ (from esther)

"And thank God and also Phil," Miss Acmetha giggled before turning to look at her friend, "Wow, you like, actually look nice."

[missacmetha]

“ i just want you for my own , more than you could ever know . ” (from esther)

Miss Acmetha was surprised but pleasantly so at the boldness. "Then tell me." She challenged. "Make me know."

[the-clone-of-nebby-k-nezzer]

"we have to banish him." (from esther lmao)

"Banish? Don't you think that's a little harsh? I mean, what'd he ever do to us?"

[the-clone-of-nebby-k-nezzer]

"why don't you put out the pumpkins? see, they have such cute little faces. just like yours." (from esther)

Nezzer chuckled faintly, but he looked uncomfortable looking at the pumpkins. "I know, they are cute, but I... I have this pumpkin neighbor, and... I don't know, I'm worried she'll think it's freaky."

[divorced-loveyasparagus]

"He could be calming if he wasn’t, you know, like that." (from Esther)

Lovey nodded, and she rolled her eyes. “He always was a little much, I guess. But you know, I think Nezzer wasn’t… you know, I think he was just… overcompensating for something back then? During the movie you filmed? That’s who we’re talking about, right, Dear? I know he was really over the top during that one. Archibald never shut up about - oh. No. No, I don’t want to bring him into this, I’m sorry. This is about you.”

[missacmetha]

❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜ (from esther)

"Maybe YOU need to look at them harder."