SO HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
So I stay up all night to finish my project, yeah? It’s 7:00AM, I think I’m in a good place, so I eat some breakfast, take a nap, do a little more work, eat lunch. 12PM, I open up my work, realize that my cursor has gone a bit fucky and I don’t know how to fix it, so I decide to restart my computer. Nothing like turning it back off and on again, right?
But when I start it back up again, my file -- the one that I’ve been slaving over for over 12 hours -- is completely empty.
“Sonnuvabitch,” says I, very loudly.
So I fiddle around with it for an hour, looking up some shit about how to restore files, before accepting that there’s no way Imma figure out how to recover it. So I rewrite it. Alllllllll of it.
3:30PM. I’ve rewritten all my code. None of it works. I comment out everything except for the bits I’m positive should work. Still nothing.
4:00PM, rewriting my code again. Slower this time. Making sure I test every bit of the way. 6:30 PM, I’ve got it, and I’m now slightly past where I was at 7:00AM this morning. But slightly past 7:00AM in the morning is still mostly done. I’m not happy, but this still looks doable.
7:00PM. Done with dinner. I’ve gotten all the hard coding done, so now I just need to put it all together, right?
Yeah. No.
No matter what I do, none of it connects. 8:00PM, I just decide to give up, write my report, record my demo. If nothing else, I can at least get 40% for the report, and the fact that I have some working code should get me some credit, right?
11:00PM. It’s getting a little close to the deadline now, but it should be fine, right? Most of it’s done, I just need to compress my code and put some last minute stuff on my report, right?
My computer freezes.
I can’t turn in what I have -- my demo and my code are stuck on my old lagging shit of a PC. I can turn in the pdf, but it’s worthless without the bit stuck on the computer.
11:55 PM. It’s the deadline.
And I’m still stuck staring at my frozen computer.
11:57 PM, write a half-hearted email to the TA to let me submit. Probably not going to work, but worth a shot.
12:10 AM. Computer shuts down of its own accord.
12:15 AM. I might as well restart my computer and see if I can compress my files?
1:00 AM: Still compressing. Maybe? Has my computer gone to sleep? Has it decided to shut itself down again?
I don’t know. What I do know is that it’s wayyyy too late now. Submissions are closed. No late submissions allowed. Which means I have just spent well over 24 hours on nothing.
1:13 AM. I am very tired and everything is terrible. My computer is still trying to compress files. I think I should accept that it’s just not going to happen.
I am going to shut my computer down, get ready for bed, and then cry into a pillow.
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