#then the landlord lied about sending the handyman out to paint and said that he was knocking on our door for 15 minutes which was obviously

[tariah23]

Also, those birds in the wall are so loud tonight lol.

[tariah23]

Akakkaka

Our stupid landlord called us out of the blue talking about some “um, make sure you guys do this and that because I’m sending people out to paint the kitchen, and the two rooms upstairs tomorrow 🥺-‘ (they were supposed to have did this shit last summer but never came back and are only trying to do shit just now because of inspection coming up lmfaokasjj) now my mom, bro, and I had to scramble to clear out my room, the other room, and the kitchen 🗿. They don’t have to do anything downstairs or in any of the other rooms but still (they need to redo the bathroom tbh this house is old as shit and sm things look rotted out, the landlord is just cheap as shit and gets mad whenever we call her to fix an issue in the house) now she’s all like, trying to play nice, the “oh, I’m such a good landlord, don’t I work so hard for you guys 🥺! Also, I got you a purse miss [last name] (@ my mom since the last time she was here, which was last week with the handyman, they were talking about purses like whatever girl) the handyman is cool but he’s always trying to play stupid whenever the landlord is around because she’s always lying and implicating him in her lies (she lied about him standing on our porch for 15 minutes knocking in the heat even though he’s the type to ring the doorbell once, knock a few times, and if you don’t open up the door within 2 micro seconds, he’s GONE or he’ll be all like “I thought y’all was gone/ sleep lol” like nigga, let US PUT OUR HANDS on the doorknob first before you drive away ldmsmska.) so we knew she was lying on his name. He was supposed to have painted the rooms and kitchen last summer and the landlord went ghost and he just never said anything. Then last week when both he and the landlord were here, he was like “was that two years ago? Or so, like I don’t remember 🥴? I had to paint? What?” Like nigga… he was doing it on purpose because he didn’t want the landlord to feel stupid for lying so badly and it was awkward af but lakskak don’t make us look like we were lying EITHER 😹!?/!&//&&/& fuck. Now you assholes want to move because you want to pass inspection 🗣! Our hedges haven’t been cut in a while either so everything was overgrown in the back yard and misshaped in the front of the house so the handyman (she calls his ass for literally everything when she doesn’t want to call the pros and wants to save money. He’s cool at least. My mom and him be roasting the landlord together but when she’s in person, my mom acts fake as hell and the handyman pretends to be oblivious of shit. It’s… yeah.