#there are exceptions to this rule btw 🤨🤨

[ysaefinn]

sleepy valenaria thoughts please

SHUT UP EVERYONE its my aria's bed time...

Like i said I'm a chronic cuddler i can't help it it's in my genes!!!!

Anyway,,,, put ur head over my shoulder while i play with your hair and squeeze your palm and itll feel very very very nice i promise but there's risks of you ending up on my lap or the other way around, its out of my control and ill be asleep by then so we wouldn't have to talk about it in morning if that's what you want 💔 ill do the walk of shame like a kicked puppy TOT

Sleepytine is cuddly and affectionate, something i will definitely be embarassed about in the morning, KNOWING YOU, you won't let me live it down, but I'll still go through with it i love an adventure. You'll have to promise to let me hide my face somewhere i get shy and raw and unfiltered when delirious >.<

[unohanabbygirl]

"Baela, Aegon, Jace and Cregan taking after Daemon, Nyra, Laena and Harwin and forming a polycule"

THIS. This is the dynamic that would've prevented the dance frfr and it needs to be said. (Also ft Luke/Aemond and Laenor/Joffery as the gays who refuse to share their partners) The parallelism here is just superior.

Like imagine (canon au) that it was the reason Daemon and Laena moved in to the Keep so 1) Otto couldn't scheme as much and 2) they would all be present and living in the castle when Vizzy eventually croaks. Rhaenyra's ascension goes smoothly so ✨all hail Nyra and her prince consort/bestie Laenor ✨

Now the kids seeing their parents polycule and be happy is great but when it's their turn to rule decide to play it a whole lot bolder because if Aegon the conqueror can have 2 wives you bet your ass Baela is having both of her husbands!! The 3 of them rizz up Cregan the week he's there for Nyra's coronation celebrations but he has to stay a side piece since man's got a kingdom up north to rule 😔.

And ofc there's Luke and Aemond who booked it to Dragonstone for their daemyra style wedding the second someone mentioned betrothals for them. They're the blood of Old Valyria, Laenor may have accepted his political marriage but Aemond was having none of it, if Aegon of all people could get a happy married life that violated the rules of the seven who was he?? His and Luke's siblings have enough heirs and spares between them to name one as Luke's heir.

Btw Otto dies a completely non-suspicious death that Daemon, Aegon and Aemond had absolutely no involvement in, and this was book!Alicent here so no one cared for her opinion :)

Exactly! The whole dance could’ve been avoided had had everyone been about free love and the seen the vision when it comes to blended families like Nyra and Laenor did. Sadly, it was just too much for certain people’s puritan mindsets to handle. They just hate getting in the way of greatness.

And you clocking the Lucemond parallels with Laenor/Joffrey? *Chef’s kiss* Luke is truly his father’s son.

I also like the idea of the black and Targtower kids looking at their relationship and saying “while you guys are definitely the blueprint, we’re going to take your idea and be loud asf with it.”

Who’s going to stop them anyway? Every house both great and minor except for the hating ass Lannisters and Baratheon’s are on their side. (Most of the time the small folk hold no true loyalty to anyone so as long as taxes aren’t on the rise and they have food in their stomachs, they’re all for the jacelagon polygamy) Besides, it’s not as if Otto is going to step in from beyond the grave and no one listens to Alicent’s crazy rambling all the way from Oldtown. She’s always going on in someone’s ear about the gods bringing down hellfire on the whole realm but its been decades and not a single thing has happened 🤨

I’d even like to imagine Baela, Aegon and Jace outdoing Jaehaerys and Alysanne by having fourteen children so Lucemond can adopt half while they keep the other half. It settles the issue of heirs and allows Driftmark to continue being passed down to those with Velaryon blood so no one (looking at you Vaemond) can use that as an excuse to try and file for another petition or usurp.

Luke can’t help but take in his twin niece and nephew who just so happened to have the signature Stark.

And if Cregan has two large Direwolf plushies commissioned by a local toymaker in Winterfell and sending them to Driftmark for the babes then everyone turns the other cheek ☺️

[everlovings]

　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐　🥐

　　🥐 ONE OF THE DOLLS BELOVEDS.

the love and deepspace men. like all of them. yes even sylus is a f/o , while he's not a romantic one he's still important to hym !!

in order we have Xavier , Zayne , Rafayel , Sylus , && then Caleb !! All of them except for Sylus are actually romantic f/os , where with sylus she is unsure but she knows it's not romantic , just a deep feeling of contentment with him cause he's married to hyr best friend ever !! ♡ she could honestly go on deep dives on all of them especially their lore && what they've all been through , but it's actually so deep && complex && shi unfortunately still has work to do on hys day off 😭 So she'll give you some basic summarys !!

Xavier is canonically the oldest despite his very youthful look, like he's probably over 1000 at this point && right now he's actually the only love interest in the game who HASN'T been reincarnated yet iirc , since his story has time travel she believes !! he's a prince of a future planet called philos && in his true timeline earth is gone !! so he's technically a cute little alien prince ♡ his evol is light && canonically if he didn't have a lock on his evol usage he'd actually be the strongest out of the boys !! he's incredibly sleepy like all the time && unfortunately this is because he's technically slowly dying because he's in the past but let's not talk about that he's so cute look at him also he's canonically incredibly easily jealous && extremely freaky ♡♡♡♡ pics of him below

next is Zayne !! he's a doctor && your second childhood best friend along side Caleb , making them technically " rivals " but shi thinks they should kiss && make out tbh ... #snowapple ♡ anyway he's like 27 && originally became a cardiologist / heart doctor specifically so he could figure out what's wrong with mc / you because she has a heart condition no one knows how to treat (( haha ... wow ... wonder what's wrong with her heart && I sure do hope it isn't something that she'll always && forever be hunted for because it actually makes her an extremely powerful weapon cough cough !! )) && he became mcs primary doctor after she became a hunter && that's how the two reconnected !! his evol is ice / snow && in his past lives he was technically a demigod working under the god of chaos , astra && was basically cursed / fated to never be able to express his love for mc. his lore is actually incredibly sad && heartbreaking so she won't explain rn cause 🥹 ykwim but !! he has a major sweet tooth && he's very freaky as well like erm ... why so desperate all the time 🤨🤨 /silly in an alternative timeline there's a world where zayne exists && mc doesn't , && when this alternative version of zayne falls asleep he's actually able to tap && tune into our timeline zaynes life , because of this dawnbreaker zayne (( the alternative timeline zayne !! )) has fallen in love with mc && it's revealed that the only time dawnbreaker feels at peace or happy , is when he's able to see mc in his dreams. dawnbreakers timeline is kinda like apocalypse type vibes ? idk but it's really sad that zayne , no matter the timeline , always seems to fall in love with mc && is never really able to express his love without hurting himself )): our current timeline zayne has NO recollection of his past lives && astra btw !! tehe pics below !!!

next is Rafayel !! in his past lives he was a sea god && ruled over a kingdom of merfolk people called Lemuria && Rafayel is Lemurian , one of the last members of the ancient race !! he's kinda like a merman as well btw but we haven't seen him with his cute little tail && stuff yet )): infold pls ... his evol is fire 💀 which she finds funny !!! in another one of his past lives with mc he was also an assassin , && fun fact he's an artist && some of his paintings are done with coral infused with the blood of his slayed people from the war that he sells to high political people bc it makes them hallucinate hashtag revenge for his people !! ♡ he's incredibly sassy and flamboyant by the way she loves him 😭 he's such a brat 😭 he doesn't like cats bc he's a fish basically but he's soooo cat coded && SOOOOO overdramatic ♡♡♡ in his past life mc was offered as a sacrifice to please the ocean && at the time rafayel was the sea god && ended up falling in love with mc , the two bonded (( think if it as a fated mate type shit idk )) && instead of taking mcs heart , he offered her his && angered the sea which unfortunately angered the sea && led to the kingdom falling && war etc 🥹 he waited over 800 years to see mc again.

this is so long so shi won't talk abt sylus && shi already rambled about Caleb yesterday but if yuu want to know about Sylus send in an ask !!

[carebearcody]

alex babe give my ~circumstances~ AHEM would it be too much to ask for a tl;dr of the game while i wait for my replay to load. highlights? lowlights? did our boys have a fight with the blue pricks on the field?? is that pic of taa squaring up to mr victorian scurvy legit or an edit. HOW DID KWEEV DO (obvs good but i need a run down here) ??? SEXY MOMENTS???

the way i was literally just abt to message u a rundown ok (fabrizio romano voice) here we go:

1st half -

thiago out with an injury in WARM UP so we were losing our minds before the match even started

ynwa ringing out over the national anthem so true so true

also was a really powerful moment in support of ukraine before kick off💙💛

canny lie they started the game so strong we could NOT get a hold of midfield. tackled flying in everywhere and the ref was just getting started on his bs

ch*lsea had an early chance but kweev saved and it was offside anyway

we get control abt halfway thru the 1st half nd dominate possession - naby and sadio get chances but mendy pulled off some incredible saves this game it was intense

luis looked amazing, literalky sent chalobah to the shops multiple times. salah had the odd chance but was crowded every chance he got. there’s probs more but first half was pretty dead

oh wait - mount had like 2 massive chances right at the end of the first half and the start of the second and he literally fucked them both i was in tears snxkxkdkkd

2nd half:

again they start super super strong and kweev has to make more intense saves

we regain possession but chelsea defending super super well

joel goal!!! beaut header from a sadio assist after a corner but gets ruled off for an offside/virgil apparently blocking reece james (🤨🤨🤨)

joel comes off after his attempt and ibou replaces him - naby keita also comes off with hendo for milly and harv (also some controversy bc naby apparently should’ve got a red for a late, nd imo accidental challenge on chalobah) - harv settles in well but we’ve lost a lot of attacking force

pretty much just defending for the rest of the 2nd half with brief counter moments - chelsea get like 3 goals in from lukaku werner and havertz but all are offside. ref continues to have a stinker by not carding ch*lsea players when they are wwe wrestling our players to the ground but we move 😐

again probs more but it ends at the 90 0-0

ET:

they start off ET very strong nd look to attack a lot but we hold strong - kweev makes some sexy saves and defensive masterclass from robbo trent virgil and ibou

divock comes on for luis (nd luis gets a big kloppo hug) and we’re all relived to see divock for his powtential clutch moment

trent and havertz have a weird lil sensual moment as the ball goes out for a throw-in in liverpools half - forehead’s together very intense (lowkey thought they might smooch) but harv (5’6 baby btw) comes in and shoves havertz - gets a bit scuffly but we move on

ET is just p stressful with both teams exhausted nd neither wanting to overcommit anything BUT toochel decides to sub kepa on in the dying mins of ET (apparently that’s what he did in the super cup final idk)

PENS OKAY - first, 11 amazing pens from our whole team. i can’t go through them all rn from memory but if you can watch fabinho (paneka), virg trent’s and harvey’s bc they were sick

kweev almost made a few saves but tbf the ch*lsea pens were also quite good (except werner’s bc i’m convinced he scuffed it nd got lucky)

ANYWAYS kweev irish king and motm of my heart steps up looking as unfazed as ever and delivers the most beautiful pen i’ve ever seen in my life - travelling kop goes wild

kepa steps up nd takes a deep breath and sends it right out of wembley (pretty sure i saw it fly past my house)

liverpool go mad i start hysterically laughing and crying and it’s absolute scenes

carabaddie cup is ours, up the covid reds!!! and i made a banging chelsea in the mud edit if i do say so myself xxxx

[mtnkat3]

Well.

& another one bites the dust!!!!!*🎶

🤔🤨🧐😯😳😖😝🙃😕

Ya know what people..

I do not think my blog is explicit.

But tumblr labeled me because I did nsfw to keep people from being ew at work!

Then there's the fact that I don't interact often with those under 25 years of age. Except in retail environs.

Therefore to keep children safe, because I do not agree that anyone under the age of 21 is able to be cognizant of the responsibilities of adulthood.

["You live under my roof, you abide my rules" until such time you move out. Some, that's 18yo & I get that. I commend those people that have succeeded in life after such a push from the nest. Most women in the classical southern upbringing aren't going to experience such. No one in my family did. Maybe it would've helped me. But alas, the military was not God's Plan for me.]

I will assist parents the best way I know how.

Maybe that's what tumblr should do.

《Oh & btw @support 》

Instead of screwing up my header & avatar. And now going further & adding "mature" as well as that stupid "to view blog "/explicit label.

How about this...

If the blog owner is over the age of 21 years old then it be labeled as mature.

No matter what the blogs content is.**

And anyone who comes onto tumblr has to give full birthdate now.

So.

Block those under 21yo from any blog over said age.

That way you aren't flagging blog posts, & entire blogs, left & right over stupid crap.

That way it is based on a persons age.

Once that legality is taken care of if someone doesn't want to see blank, bot, porn... or any of the myriad of other things.....

THEY CAN KEEP SCROLLING OR UNFOLLOW ALTOGETHER.

But blogs that I would like to see, based on their reblogged posts, are unavailable to me because of this stupid labeling that is now obsolete.

That way it has nothing to do with individual blog content. But rather a simple age system for the entire site. It's not destroying something that people worked years to create.

It should theoretically lessen your workload exponentially.

.

Oh & All the bots that have followed me lately that there's nothing there but stolen header images & saying top,%s, & other bs.

I AM TIRED OF ALMOST ONCE AN HOUR HAVING TO REPORT & BLOCK THAT CRAP.

So instead of allowing that, & putting "labels" on blogs & images that should be for mature adults anyways.

How about you fix that

!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

How about you revamp it that as I suggested above.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

=age.

=Mature vs under 21yo.

I think your jobs as support staff would go a lot smoother in your knox center if you did that.

It would cover you legally.

& give people back their header/avatars.

Might even stop needing to destroy people blogs.

It's free speech & all the constitutional rights stuff ya know.

Age.

It'd be wonderful if you would lessen the infomercials too!!!

Or perhaps create a tab for them...

🧐🤔🤨🙃🤓👩‍🏫

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I lost ~250+/- followers because I got tired of following the crowd & reblogging the same thing everyone else was doing. So I started talking about my life. Hoping that my struggles to escape domestic abuse, as well as my life's journey, my faith, might inspire someone. Or at least show people they are not alone.

Anyways.

Stepping off my soapbox now.

Be creative thinkers, not mindless automaton drones sheep.

The more music, movies, tv shows I see being recycled or/or altered to fit a particular mindset the more I wonder about this world.

Why I watch shows like 'Bones' & 'Mysteries of the unknown' more than any other type of programming.

I am tired of social engineering.

But if tumblr wants to simplify things & clean up an old programmer code mess...

Changing it to blog owner age across the board would simplify things like crazy.

I think I could do it in one line of code. [Been a long time, I admit that. But that's the household I live in.]

**[Perhaps a filter for NSFW vs home design vs political, etc. Type of things would appease that need to put nudity under wraps. Maybe... under settings...🤓🤔 ]

Ok. I got stuff to do. Groceries to put away.

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix.

*[Btw... I love the "gathering at Christmas time at the table" image. But not being able to like another image set me off. Sheepish blushin grin.]

Th.12.22.2022 5.29pm est.

[mam-te-moc]

I would not jump to conclusions before we see the movie. But also, this is a bit unfortunate that creators decided to make a three years jump for Frozen 2. While the decision is understandable, it cuts out very important years of development of characters. We see glimpses of these in FF and OFA, but it only make us realize how much we don't see. Anna and Kristoff's relationship development is barely visible, Elsa on the other hand makes big jumps from a ball of anxiety afraid of her own magic to a social butterfly proud of it.

I feel robbed, because in F2 we will see characters changed from what we have seen and know (Olaf can read!) and from this perspective any serious changes in lives of our heroes can feel rushed and undeveloped. A proposal? Anna never said she loved Kristoff, and we are already at a proposal? How? ... ah, three years happened that we haven't seen. 🤨

At the same time because of this gap I feel free to make filler headcanons and boy Elsa is very gay in every one and changes her lesbian lovers as once she changed her gloves 😁. BTW We will have the whole book by Disney about this period too and I bet it won't be boring "how to rule a kingdom" thing.

Also:

Disney rule one: no single adult princess in Disney Princess line.

Exception from rule one: Elsa.

Reason: Elsa is gay but won't get a girlfriend because of homophobia so she will stay single as long as homophobes rule Disney.

Unpopular opinion but I need to get my thoughts out.

So recently there was a merch leak picture of an Anna and Kristoff doll with a ring, and I’m not a fan of it, at all. To me I feel like Disney has gone back t their ways of staying traditional when frozen was the one film that broke a lot of typical Disney troupes we have seen. Namely being someone ending up getting married or engaged. Disney in the past hasn’t been on the ball with their sequels so wouldn’t it be nice to see them produce a sequel where they continue with that idea of no one getting married or engaged. I know Disney is wanting to stay modern and en power girls but I don’t think this is the way to go.  I feel an engagement or marriage is so pointless in frozen 2. I don’t care if it is a subplot, its unnecessary for the sisters, and lets be real for a moment hardly ever do we see fairly endings happen. I just needed to get this off my chest cause It really bothered me.