#there are so many rick rolls that i have just randomly scheduled

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✩ - Elena and Julian *o*

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Both of them, mostly Elena when she gets frustrated by him. Who threatens to leave but never actually does? I think, neither… both of them usually do as they say, they are pretty much alike on that aspect, both hard headed brats that want to make things their way.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Both.Who trashes the house? Not like trashing per say, but there are a few things like shoes or so, tossed around. Do either of them get physical? Maybe Elena would slap him if he pushes too far.How often do they argue/disagree? They used to butt heads often, not so much lately, but at first, yes.Who is the first to apologise? I think It would be Julian, Elena is too goddamn suborn for her own good. 

Sex:

Who is on top?  Julian more often than not, but Elena does appreciate a good ride, if you know what I mean… wink wink.Who is on the bottom? READ ABOVEWho has the strangest desires? Elena probably.Any kinks? They like food too much, I believe whipped cream and a cherry on top would do the trick. Who’s dominant in bed? Julian would be.Is head ever in the equation? YEP.If so, who is better at performing it? I think both of them have an upper hand on that area, maybe pun intended. Ever had sex in public? Elena would pester him ‘til he sexes her up on the car or at some bathroom.Who moans the most? Elena probably.Who leaves the most marks?Julian.Who screams the loudest? Elena ‘cause she has trouble keeping ‘italian swear words’ from being shouted loudly.Who is the more experienced of the two? Julian, evidently.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? A little bit of both, I don’t think they can keep each other’s hands off the other.Rough or soft? Mingle of both.How long do they usually last?Is protection used? … Damn. I don’t think they actually remember to use some that often.Does it ever get boring? NOPE.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? In one of the many closets at Santiago’s villa. SHHH. 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Yes, of course.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Elena is a tad scared of having little ones, but she does want three at least.Who is the favorite parent? I think Julian for the girls and Elena for the boys.Who is the authoritative parent? Elena, cause… Italian, you know?Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Elena.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Julian.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BOTH.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? BOTH.Who changes the diapers? BOTH.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Julian, cause Elena would be out for it.Who spends the most time with the children? Elena, mostly.Who packs their lunch boxes? Elena.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Julian.Who cleans up after the kids?  BOTH.Who worries the most? Elena.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Elena… in Italian.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Elena.Who is the little spoon? Elena.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Elena probably.Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?  BOTH.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Possibly around ten minutes, then change positions ‘til they find a good one.Who gives the most kisses? Tie.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Eating out.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Both, I think.How often do they get time to themselves? Pretty Often I think, since she is a model/photographer, she can make her own schedules to match his.

Sleeping:

Who snores? Both.If both do, who snores the loudest? Julian.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share, always.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Lets just say Elena likes to sleep anywhere that includes spreading the whole of her over him.Who talks in their sleep? Elena.What do they wear to bed? Julian wears some comfy sweat pants Elena got him for Christmas, Lena sleeps in lace bottoms and a white shirt of his or just naked. Are either of your muses insomniacs? No.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Elena dislikes medicine as well as doctors, so no pills near her at any time.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Our petite blondie moves around in her sleep unless contained, so yeah, limbs entangled to keep her in place.Who wakes up with bed hair? Both.Who wakes up first? Julian.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Elena likes to try out new things so she will probably cook for him as the guinea pig.What is their favourite sleeping position? Spooning.Who hogs the sheets? Julian.Do they set an alarm each night? Elena doesn’t like alarms, but they have one at Eleven just in case.Can a television be found in their bedroom? NOPE. There are better ways of keeping themselves diverted. Who has nightmares? Elena, often since he left.Who has ridiculous dreams? Elena.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Lena, obviously. Cause she might be tiny but she likes to have the most of their bed. Who makes the bed? Julian, cause he is serving penance for being a jerk.What time is bed time? Whenever they get sleepy. Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Work:

Who is the busiest? Elena, running around from photoshoots to classes to whatever else.Who rakes in the highest income? That’s a TIE.Are any of your muses unemployed? ... Julian.Who takes the most sick days? Elena, possibly, cause she wants to travel abroad and be with her niece and family.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Elena, cause Julian is a tease.Who sucks up to their boss? None, I guess.What are their jobs? Julian is a trust fund baby, Elena is that and also a model/student/photographer on the works.Who stresses the most? Elena. Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? LOVE.Are your muses financially stable? Thankfully, yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? The washing machine might have won’t the battle, but not WAR! Or so Elena says.Who takes out the trash? Julian.Who does the ironing? That's why there are Dry cleaners.Who does the cooking? Elena.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Elena.Who is messier? Elena, probably.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Julian.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither. Unless they are rushing to get naked and dirty quick.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither.Who is the prankster around the house? Neither. They just like teasing one another.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Julian. cause he is the one to drive her around.Who mows the lawn? They hire someone.Who answers the telephone? They have their own phones, so each their own. Unless its a girl calling Julian, then she is all about teaching the harlot some manners.Who does the vacuuming? What is a Vacuum? Who does the groceries? Julian.Who takes the longest to shower? Elena.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Elena. 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Nope.How many cars do they own? … TWO? Elena doesn’t like to drive around. Do they own their home or do they rent? OWN.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast.Do they live in the city or in the country? They are fond of living in cities, but also enjoys her time at the Villa away from crowds, so a little bit of both.Do they enjoy their surroundings? YES.What’s their song? Love me now, John LegendWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Julian spends time with his family, settling assets and collecting investments. Elena travels often to visit Santiago, then moves from New York to Milan for Fashion week, and in between, she is commencing her career as a photographer. Where did they first meet? In some fancy Gala they both attended. How did they first meet? They bonded over whiskey at the bar, then some more in his room. Who spends the most money when out shopping? Possibly, both, cause rick trust fund spoiled babies.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Elena.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both.Any mental issues? Lena has abandonment issues. Who’s terrified of bugs? Elena would be.Who kills the spiders around the house? Julian.Their favourite place? Elena’s villa.Who pays the bills? Both.Do they have any fears for their future? Possibly repercussions of him leaving. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Julian.Who uses up all of the hot water? Elena.Who’s the tallest? Julian.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Either.Who wanders around in their underwear? Elena.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Julian. When drunk. Elena, while sober. What do they tease each other about? OFTEN. About Karaoke singing… and shortness.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?Do they have mutual friends? No, cause all his FRIENDS, he slept with. AND he doesn’t like josh.Who crushed first?  Both, I would say. A little bit.Any alcohol or substance related problems? None.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Lena, cause girls night out.Who swears the most? Elena. In Italian.