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#there was also this one assembly… in hindsight this should’ve gone in the dumb category
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That school assembly post is bringing back so many buried memories lol
#tbh i don’t really remember any dumb assemblies apart from all the weird firework psas. although i’m sure there were some
#there was this one time in junior school i guess they ran out of ideas and just got a random man and his cat puppet to do a bad comedy
#routine for an hour. but that was fine
#my favourite assembly was probably this drink driving psa. this acting troupe came in and acted out a whole play about drink driving
#there were these friends who went out drinking and one of the drunk ones tried to drive home; crashed the car and killed her sister
#the acting was fucking INSANELY good. i still get chills when i think about the way she screamed when the paramedic said her sister was dead
#there was also this motivational speaker who came in once and he was incredible
#i remember really liking the drug psa assembly as well lol. i lived in a rural area and i’d never encountered drugs
#so it was really interesting. also for whatever reason they didn’t supervise us at all as we came in the doors so i got to sit next
#to one of my best friends (who i was never normally able to sit with because we weren’t in the same class for anything)
#and we were whispering and giggling the whole time
#there was also this one assembly… in hindsight this should’ve gone in the dumb category
#one of the deputy heads (who was probably the campest straight man i’ve ever seen. just to give you an idea of how thoroughly disrespected
#this man was by the entire student body) sat our whole year group down and tried to get the person who’d been stealing coats
#and reselling them to confess. he failed miserably because he was not in any way an intimidating or imposing figure
#so then he just got angrier and angrier and started railing on us about how bad our whole year group was
#how someone had got suspended for ‘collecting for charity’ and then spending all the money he got (which.. yeah is definitely fucked up)
#and how someone had been stealing phones and that our punishment was that we wouldn’t be getting to participate in sports day that year
#and then everyone cheered because everyone HATED sports day. my man didn’t know what to do
#then at the end one of the d&t teachers was like ‘may i speak? just a quick one… [local college] has some apprenticeships available
#in construction if anyone’s interested. just raise your hand and i’ll talk to you afterwards. thank you’ and then the assembly ended
#that was a wild fucking afternoon
#personal
#*eta i just remembered this but i need you all to know that the deputy head’s nickname by everyone INCLUDING STAFF was literally ‘mr mess’
#MR MESS. and he thought he could intimidate any of us into confessing or turning in the coat stealer
#there was exactly one teacher who could’ve intimidated me into snitching on said coat stealer (who was my friend’s cousin lol)
#and that was the last teacher any of the teachers would’ve expected. my art teacher. he could be the nicest guy ever but also he was soooo
#bitter about not having made it as an artist himself that he could lash out in a second and make you cry
#usually if you were a bad artist. (he made me cry a lot)
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