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i-like-turkey · 2 years

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Chapter 8 aka The Return of the: Lesbian Processing™; Lucy’s really, really bad cringe worthy innuendos; and food porn is about halfway done at 5.2k words. I’m going to try to cut it down some, but this might end up the longest chapter yet 😬

#throw pillows and overnight trains #probs no smut in this chapter #but plenty of references to the fact that they go at it like bunnies #I need to get through some character development so the cracky stuff I have planned for Paris makes sense #so this chapter is heavy on that #Paris is going to be smutty #there will be cracky cringey 'omg Turkey how could you do this to them?' smut #and filthy 'Turkey go confess your sins asap' smut #and some that's a mix of both #y'all are gonna kill me for the cringey stuff #one scene in particular is going to be soooooo bad omg #I can't wait to write it #and y'all should see it coming #i'm not being subtle at all about where this fic is headed #It's going to be amazing

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