#there’s just no need for it. you can absolutely say ‘hey i noticed this patten is kind of holey; is that practical?’
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I wish the phrase “waste of space” wasn’t so overused because it’s honestly the perfect insult. The implications behind it. ‘We could’ve put a cushion on that chair instead of him’
#reading aita posts again & trying to resist the urge to comment ‘you’re a fucking waste of space and i hope she leaves you’#the guy who told his girlfriend that her (gorgeous and extremely skillful) crochet afghans are ‘useless’???? i hope she strangles him#with yarn. or crochets with his optic nerve#the way i’d leave anyone who had anything disparaging to say about my knitting in the fucking dust#there’s just no need for it. you can absolutely say ‘hey i noticed this patten is kind of holey; is that practical?’#and you can say something is not to your taste IF I ASK. if i didn’t ask you’re going to get ‘when did i ask’#constructive comments/questions are 100% welcome as is stuff like ‘honestly i don’t wear hats so i’d rather you didn’t make me one’#but call anything i do ‘useless’ and you’d better hope you have a fire extinguisher on hand#it’s not hard to get right. like. i had this flatmate who was an absolute grade A dick and even HE managed to not say anything stupid about#what i was making. the first thing he said about it was ‘are you knitting?’ (i guess he didn’t know the difference between knitting#and crochet which was fair) and then he said ‘oh cool my mum knits i think. what are you making?’ and then the second time he saw me#knitting he was like ‘oh cool you changed colour’ and i was like ‘yeah i finished the brim of the hat’ and he was like ‘cool’ lol#IT’S NOT HARD TO GET RIGHT!! i think some people on reddit just genuinely have no social skills whatsoever#like if you wouldn’t want someone to say something about your hobby; don’t say it about theirs. simple#tl;dr ‘aita?’ the answer is yes. and you are also a waste of space#personal
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“It’s me Gideon “Zero said
“Ah ok ?”Jude said
“ oh come on don’t be like that”
“Like what a man beIng interrupted walking out the door with his husband.”
“ you don’t even know the guy”
“ I know more about him then I ever did about you.”
“Oh come on you know more about me then anyone else.
“That’s not saying much is it.”
“Jude..”
“ Do you have a reason for this call or not?”
“ Just be careful.”
“Do you know my husband? Have you ever meet my husband??”Jude asked
“ well no I haven’t”
“ well I’ll consider your warning something that you should have told me when you walked into my life . Next time you contact me let it be official league business.”Jude said and then hangs up.
Jude puts his phone on vibrate after blocking zero’.s number.
“Jude Kinkade Salvador ?Did you mean that or was it a show.”
“ I know what I said a few days ago but I have been thinking about it more.Personally I have never been a Kinkade. On a personal level I could be jude Salvador in a heartbeat.”
“ you mean that.”Noah say with a smile.
“Absolutely “
“ so professional you’re keeping Kinkade right?”
“ yeah might as well what about you?”
“ well I was thinking about using my last name as a middle name professional”Noah say
“ or you can just keep your name professional and then just change it personal our future kids and us should have the same last name.”jude says
“You don’t want me to carry your name professional?”
“There’s a lot of stigma that comes with my name I just don’t want you to have to carry that around like I do. I don’t know if I even want our kids to have it at this point.”
“ I can understand that so are we thinking Mederios for everyone?”
“Would that be ok?”Jude say.
Noah smiles and pulls Jude to him.
“ I love it but I sorta love your name because it has kink in it and you are so kinky”Noah says.
Jude smiles and rolls his his eyes.
“Well we can think about it because your last name has a legacy that has a shady beginning but remember you are rewriting your legacy and our future kids are part of that. So think about it Jude.”Noah kisses Jude’s turned up thinking lips
Jude is definitely thinking hard about what Noah says
“ Dane your so adorable when you think. Now lets go before I put the kink in Kinkade .”noah says then slaps Jude on the ass then walks away.
Jude smiles and follow noah to the car.
Jude and Noah quickly made up their mind about what they wanted to eat and do for the rest of the day.
They hit a sandwich place that Jude use to go to once in a while as a kids.
After lunch Noah talked Jude in to showing him to his old high school then middle school and lastly his elementary school.
Noah and Jude are walking around the baseball field that jude use to play on as a child.
“Thank you for sharing all of this with me.” Noah say
“So who did I just share my life with? Noah my husband or Noah the reporter?”
“I think my hot mic needs new batterys at the moment.”Noah says with a smile.
Jude just smiles and takes Noah’s hand and walks back to the car.
“Unless you want to share with the world who you really are I think I can finds some batteries.”noah added.
“ baby steps noah”Jude smiles and unlocks the door
“Speaking of baby step. Do you know what you want to do about our maybe baby?”Noah asked
“ well the maybe baby is still a maybe in my head. This is a major decision noah we just got married.”
“ I know but how many times do you think we will be given a baby this easily?”
“ this maybe easy from one point of view but as the owner of the Devil it would be frowned apond if I steal one of my player kids.”
“ you can’t steal something if your given to you.”
Jude sighs
“We don’t know even if she is going to give maybe baby up.i don’t want you to get your hopes up noah” Jude says as he get into the car.
“What if she does are we going to let the baby go into foster care.”
“No never I couldn’t do that”jude says with zero fresh on his mind.
“ ok good . We are on the same page”noah say
“ I guess so”jude said
Jude and Noah head to Jude’s mother’s house.
They arrive 20 minutes later.Noah is about to get out when he notices Jude not getting out.
“ hey it will be fun come on you got this.”noah says
Jude sigh.
“ it’s just dinner right”
“Aren’t you excited to get all your favorites. I can wait to get a taste of your childhood “noah smiles
Jude couldn’t help but to smile seeing he has never had anyone in his life that wanted to know every part of him.
“ ok I got this”jude says
“ I’ll be right there with you”noah says.
Noah gets out and waits at the front of the car for Jude.
Noah holds his hand out to Jude and leads him to the front door.
They can hear music playing as they knock on the door.
A minute later Patty answers the door. She has a blue apron on and flour on her cheek.
“ hey come on in.”patty says with a huge smiles.
Noah hugs her.
R&B music is playing in the background.
“ Justice has been so excited today because her brothers where coming over for dinner”patty says
Justice comes run wearing shiny black patten leather shoes with a pair of shorts and tank top.
“ she just had to wear her pretty shoe.”
“ Jude! “ Justice says as she flings herself at older brother.
Jude rises her up and kisses here cheek.
“ hi!”
“Mommy made cookies and I almost ate them all !”Justice says
“ cookies? chocolate chip coconut?”jude asked
“ and my decorated sugar cookies lemon cake and my cinnamon monkey bread”patty says
Markus walks in with a badly iced cookie. He stops and gives jude the once over. He has a odd look on his face as he studies Jude. Jude doesn’t seem to notice. Noah shrugs it off.
“ yum cookies”Noah says eyeing the cookie.
“Noah becareful you might end up on the couch Jude is not one to share his cookies.”patty warns
Jude has a slight pouty on his face.
“Kitchens right there Jude”Patty says
Noah walks in with Jude on his heals.
“ jack pot “noah says reaching for a cookie
Patty had spent all day baking she made chocolate chip coconut cookie, iced sugar cookies,monkey bread, lemon cake and garlic knots. For dinner she made Lasagna and shrimp salad .
“I wrote all the recipes down for you noah”Patty says
“ aww thanks. I can cook for my pup”noah say as he’s about to eat his cookie.
“Pup?”patty say
“Pet name “Jude says blandly. Patty smiles and nods her head.
Jude is standing behind noah as justice takes the plate of mixed cookies.
“ Justice!No”patty say as she walks passes Noah and Jude.
“ but mommy “Justice complains who is coloring at the table.
“Jude baby sit .”patty says as she takes the plate and sit it next to a empty chair.
“Patty these are amazing !”Noah say while eating his cookie.
Jude sits next to his sister with the plate of mixed cookies on the other of them. Noah watches Jude like a hawk. Jude looks a little lost.
“ if your not going to eat them then hand over.”Justice say with a pouty
“ don’t be a brat Justice. Share . I have told you your whole life your not a only child.”patty says
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