#thesodafloatzel

[mindful-aria-archive]

The soda floatzel looks up at the doorway to the establishment, then away with a sly smile. There's no one around quite yet to notice the mistletoe strung above it (possibly by himself), but more importantly, the 'zel sets another care package down in front of the door before walking off with a cheery whistling. More soda, some of it alcoholic, a lot of it more exotic and expensive than the norm... and a sealed letter, buried beneath it all to read later.

-Aria had just woken up, stretching a bit before letting out a yawn and hopping out of bed. It’d be quite a while before she’d head downstairs to start the prep for opening the cafe. She opens the door to go set up the sign Karie made for her when she saw the soda care package. Using her powers she’d take it inside, put it in her kitchen, then finish getting the sign set up. As she was heading back in again she’d notice the mistletoe. Well that was cute! But she also didn’t want to kiss strangers nor did she want to have customers blocking her door due to kissing so she takes it down- -Tying the mistletoe to her tail she’d head back upstairs to her apartment to take care of the sodas. Putting them away carefully in her fridge she’d eventually come across the sealed letter. Taking it out she’d inspect it a bit before taking it to the living room. She’ll have to read it after work unfortunately. The Espeon would head back downstairs to finish getting things ready for the day.-

[spitblaze]

I'm sorry to ask two in a row, but lucario X mudsdale? (same fusion, other base)

big fan of this dude tbh

[infxnatum]

Touch Me Badly #15

Using his kinesis, the Mewtwo hucks a small rock at the Floatzel’s head to get his attention. “Stop staring off into infinity and actually look at me.”

[galatealiberata]

Coke or pepsi? There's no wrong answer, mind.

“Hmmm... “

“Research suggests that Coke, having been invented before refrigeration, is meant to be consumed warm- while the much younger Pepsi is to be drank cold- and they should taste nearly identical at their optimum temperatures.” “So it’s a matter of brand loyalty- something I try my best to reject.”

[red-light-cafe]

Size difference! Not so much 'hyper' kind of size difference as general size, I mean.

Is it my Kink?

Size difference

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

It has to be within reason of course. You won’t see me going for a Gyrados or anyone more than double my height. I wanna be fucked not destroyed.

[cerulean-volcano]

Super simple question from the resident eggshell-colored floatzel: why's your flame blue?

“According to my parents it was a birth defect when I was born as a Cyndaquil. Though what exactly caused my flames to be blue, if anything, we don’t really know. We think it might be like when a Pokemon is born ‘shiny.” He explained

He had been curious himself as to why exactly his flames were blue, not sure if it was as simple as a birth defect or caused by something. Though he had a feeling only a legendary Pokemon would be able to provide him with a exact answer.

[ask-the-guiding-light-cast]

Hey Nero. You ever try running RKS off of a Gummi of the right Type?

“Why would I need to do that when I can already turn into whatever types I want? And there are better snacks out there, anyway.”

[refractment]

thesodafloatzel liked your post:Starter call!

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Nova is unsure how to describe his current location. He is less focused on the sights... and more on the sweet, tangy aromas. His armor, though hidden, blunts whatever sense of smell his body carries. Nova walks forward, keeping his head tucked in.

“Excuse me. Do you have any idea what this place is?”

[vilkalizer]

See this is no joke probably in the top 10% of all poetry i've ever read.

[askhoennlegends]

I'm on a mission. And in order to fulfill it... isn't there a big ol' kyogre around here that could use a hug?

UHH.... umm...

Wait. Weren’t you hanging around with Akai before? They’re such a bully!!

I.... I think I’m gonna take a hard pass on this one.

[syntheticbeast]

thesodafloatzel replied to your post: 《 sᴀʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ...

Friends can have friends. And you’re built like a friend, so

Friend-shaped.

[mindful-aria-archive]

"Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?"

W-what?

-That would require her to have pants and a dick, neither of which she has-

[pmd-explorers-of-oblivion]

That silly soda floatzel wishes you all lick as you continue your journey, with or without him ♡

Thank you~...But I hope I get the most licks out of them all~-Vivian~

[galatealiberata]

[ eat ] , specifying 'Phenos' and 'Sprite'

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

What’s this? 06 has come across and oddly-colored Floatzel, and after some brief introductions he’s offering her a drink. She takes a sip, and… oh! The dissolved carbon dioxide makes the strangest tingling sensation on her tongue! Before she knows it, she’s already going back for a second sip, just to feel that fizz again.

“This is what you naturally produce? And it’s identical to a commercially manufactured product? That is immeasurably fascinating…”

“Could I ask you to visit me for some tests sometime?”

[red-light-cafe]

➝

Touch Me

➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

-Aria just stood there perplexed as the floatzel put his paw against the center of her chest over top of her bandana.-

Um…. Ok then….

[cerulean-volcano]

All the public libraries are closed... so I hope you don't mind I'm checking you out, instead.

“I mean, I have some books if you want to borrow them... I’m joking.”