#spitblaze says things

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New favorite thing (and by that I of course mean 'morbid fascination') is emojis made by generative software that do not understand how faces or emotions work

The high-definition rendering. The mush of shapes in the approximation of facial features. The sunken eyes and the strange red viscera beneath, the uncanny valley, the idea that any of these could be feasibly used in a professional setting. Strange, yet compelling

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Voting isn't enough. I need to strangle the senators who want to make porn illegal

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Weird part about generative imagery becoming the norm for weight loss scams is that bc its basically incapable of making 'ugly' or unflattering images, those 'before' pics of the fat bodies they want you to hate look gorgeous and stunning and not at all like you would want to avoid that kind of shape. It's hard to sell those shitty diet pills when your 'undesirable' example is an attractive bear lit and framed and colored and posed like an Instagram model guys

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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

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do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

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Beginning to think some of you don’t actually know what a crackship is

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I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

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considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting

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extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images

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i think it should be illegal to not allow an adblocker on your site and im not kidding

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im begging you people to start hcing more Big Dudes as transmasc. dudes who are fat or have a lot of muscle or are tall and not just twinks. please. can you do that for me

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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so

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Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again

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Cats are great for when you want a little freak to slink around your house

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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way

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