#they are NOT bringing smores supplies. i know this bc i am now in possession of a Lot of chocolate not being used in smores. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

inklingofadream · 1 year

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my little brother has an Object. the Object is a tiny tv set. but it is also. a compass. a lantern AND a flashlight (opposite sides). a radio. it is jeep branded. it is older than he is.

he and his buddy are going camping Exclusively. because of the Object. so that's also a feature it has.

#ink post #my family #'camping' is probably overly generous? i cant deny the fishing or the tent (with dog door)(no dog same thrift store trip as the Object)#but also like... my mom is packing them RAW STEAKS???? maybe leftover ones i think?#and they'll be like. A mile up the mountain from our grandparents who are charged with calling an ambulance if/when needed #they are NOT bringing smores supplies. i know this bc i am now in possession of a Lot of chocolate not being used in smores.#just. i would not trust these 2 to make me a steak at home under parental supervision #my brother has no camping knowledge and while his friend does he also goes by gibby exclusively. yes after the icarly character.#on the upside they wont see any dangerous wildlife bc gibby is a cheering football stadium in human form

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