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not saying "he's gay, which is FINE" as a gesture of allyship or to preface something homophobic but a secret third thing (making it clear you are judging the crumbl ceo exclusively for his interior design)
#ok grandma!#she went to the parade of homes and just. LOATHES this man's two houses she never hates parade of homes this much#it was hysterical#ink post#rambling
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anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence
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last night: i will finish SOMETHING tomorrow
this morning: fever :)
#ink post#unfair to get my brother's trade show crud!#booooooooo#at least it's not covid#writing#if someone wants to look into how to break the curse someone put on bleeding hearts it'd be much appreciated
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current bleeding hearts issue: i know glare and tense are not the only words in the english language
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says a lot about my brother's personality and mine that the same family friend got us both really good graduation gifts. but his was packing cubes. and mine was a book of amigurumi foods.
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WANTED: funny outfit ideas for crochet frog
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says a lot about my brother's personality and mine that the same family friend got us both really good graduation gifts. but his was packing cubes. and mine was a book of amigurumi foods.
#ink post#rambling#i am going to begine hoarding a supply for whatever kid i know gets a fisher price kitchen next 👍
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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
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Saying this right fucking now.
I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.
That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.
If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.
Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
#not described#???#if you don't know enough to know not to do this why do you think you need to make 10 pounds of soap#you shouldn't be giving or selling it probably just. in general#early stabs at something are for you and close loved ones WHEN they're safe#but like. 10 pounds is asking for SOMETHING to go wrong#if not this cooking up a truly despicable scent or sth idk#start smallllllllll whatever your thing is start small
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waiting for murderbot to finish airing bc borrowing my mom's ipad to watch is a pain, but my grandma will watch just about anything that's over 80% on rotten tomatoes and she has become unhinged
#not even her genre! like remotely!#as is disclaimered up front every time she mentions it!#ink post#rambling
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@lingerie_addict has a really cool thread on ancient fashion over on twitter.
Those source links are here
cambridge.org
Youtube
ucl.ac.uk
#textiles#not described#reading the woman in white rn and it fts a wealthier woman having dresses made for a little girl#with 'good deep tucks' so they can be let out as many times as possible as she grows#and that's written in 1860 when industrialization is already underway
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young man. what is that you have found.
I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.
I said young man. you should put that thing down.
I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!
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It’s so easy to misunderstand Jonathan Sims as a character because he is such an unreliable narrator. He hates himself more and more as the show goes on, and accepts the worst interpretations of himself without argument, but every action he takes is so so human and I love him for it. I just want to dissect every line of dialog all the time but alas I have to work
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