#they dont piss all over the toilet and the bathtub

[bulbabutt]

stupid shit ruby would do: if a cardboard box was anywhere within his reach and he was able to open it he would piss in it. like he would be so fast about it. now theres an open cardboard box on my kitchen table and im crying cuz i dont have to worry about that anymore. left a cup of milk out? he's not here to lick out the excess when you're not looking. loose hairband lying on the counter? hes not here to find it. my counters arent sat on, the litter box doesnt smell, and im sad. im sad that hes not here to forcibly sit on my lap and crush my bones, that it doesnt take every ounce of strength to sit up from the couch. im not worried when the front door opens that he's gonna get too curious. hes not getting shut in rooms he shouldnt. im not tripping over the stairs trying to avoid stepping on him. i dont have to break up cat fights on my lap. god i miss cat fights on my lap. id never let him sleep in my room because he'd find something to break, or something to knock over. he'd push me out of my twin bed so i couldnt let him in. i would sleep on the floor and give him the whole bed if i could right now. id risk him knocking anything over. he literally tried to sit on my ps5, and those things arent even boxes so you know that didnt work. his dumbass thought he could jump on top of my flatscreen tv, its literally half a cm thick so he got stuck half way, from the front you just saw his fat butt hanging over the top, he couldnt grip anything or move himself at all. he was stuck for literally 1 second before i picked him up it was so funny and stupid. he knew how to be annoying to get what he wanted, just such a cliche cat. had to put his bowl away from my other cats so he wouldnt get distracted and decide to eat her food. only need one bowl now and theres more leftovers every time. i couldnt make popcorn or grab a bag of shredded cheese without him begging for a piece. i miss being bothered. i miss finding him standing upright while he took a piss in the litter box. literally two paws on the wall, one foot in the box one on the side, you'd turn the light on and he'd be standing to piss and he'd look back at you like "do you mind?" he used to lick the inside of the bathtub faucet. youd be on the toilet and look over and he'd be in the tub tonguing it. he'd just started in our new house wiping his paws on the shower curtain super fucking loudly, i think the thick plastic confused him. god that was loud. he was so annoying on purpose and i loved it. everyone loved it. wake you up at 5am feed me feed me if you didnt get up in time it was ok well now im attacking this pen. ok now im attacking this cup. gonna knock the mouse off your desk.

i wanna be woken up at stupid hours. i want my tv watching to be annoying. i want the litter to stink as soon as i clean it. its fucking bullshit.

[harrypotter7373737]

Draco Malfoy x Reader

read part one and part three

I woke up feeling nauseous. I tiredly stumbled to the bathroom vomiting in the fucking sink because Draco was pissing in the bathtub and Ron was shitting on our toilet because Cho was using his. "DING DONG BITCHES" Harry yelled as he walked into the bathroom, "What did I just walk in on?" He spoke with a confused look. "I think I am pregnant" "Oh no Whos is iy?" Mcdonalds spoke as she walked into MY bathroom. "Why the fuck are yall even here?" "I like eavesdropping on students" "Oh" "I guess I have to get a maternity test" "IT BETTER BE MINE" My lovely dear baby boo boo bear, Draco. spoke "It could be anybodys since the whole schools are a bunch of loser whores. Half of us are prostitutes even Dumbldore is I payed him 2 galleons to eat my pussy. Snape is a stripper he gives lap dances to all the first year students on their first day to comfort them. He has over 300 counts of child molestation.

"Okay guys can yall leave, this is my dorm" "Okay bye bye" Everybody spoke as they left. Mcdonalds looking at me sexily as she left. "I need to pee" I turned on my heel almost running into Draco. "You dont think you're going anywhere are you?" He spoke sexily a mischievous look on his face. "Uh Yea Im gonna piss move fatass" "You aint going no where mamas" He pushed me against the wall making out with me, he pushed me onto

my bed shoving his monstrous length up my tight vagina . "AHHHHH" I came as Harry Styles walked in, "Hi im Harry. Your mother sold you to me, C'mon baby lets ditch this dork and go to my place and have anal sex for three hours." "Anything for you Harry"

"Wait Y/n dont leave me baby girl" "Fuck you Draco! Daddy Harry is way hotter"

the baby daddy will be revealed next chapter 🤯🤯🤯

[notsafevorework]

i wish i bitch WOULD ask me "what if YOU were aborted?" i fucking should have been.

No, like seriously. my mom dated my dad to piss off her parents. she was on birth control and was right out of high school getting ready to start college, but then she got pregnant.

my mom had dreams, she didnt like my dad. she didnt want a kid and her birth control failed and she decided she wanted to abort, but my dad convinced her to have me. told her hed change and get a job and wed be a happy family. and then my moms family found out about the abortion and forced her to have me and told my mother if she didnt she would go to hell and theyd never speak to her again.

when i was born my father had to be convinced to go into the delivery room. my mother was told by our families paster that because her and my father werent married i was doomed to hell and that i needed to be put up for adoption to hide my families shame, but for some fucking reason my mom decided to keep me and a year later that paster was fired after he was found with his secretary bent over in his office while his wife was home with cancer.

now the thing is, i dont give a fuck. my childhood was awful. i was raised by two children who hated each other and both had dreams they were excited about and worked for and had to give up. i spent nights alone in front of Roseanne wishing they were my parents. poor as shit but cared. i started taking care of myself at 4. navigated around a house where water leaked into the air vents and flooded the house when it rained. taught myself ways to put myself to sleep and read myself bedtime stories like i was my parents as my mom slept in the bathtub of vomit water clutching a bottle. duct taped and toilet papered injuries that very much required a hospital visit but my parents were too busy or fucked up to care.

when i turned 18 both my parents within a week and without speaking to one another before it told me they were sorry they always hated me, but they said it in a way where everything should have been fixed. like we could be a happy family now that i knew they never loved me.

and shortly after my dad sent me "im sorry i always hated you, i just couldnt look at you without seeing your mother" he sent me "ya know im glad i talked your mom out of that abortion. you turned out to be a great kid" and that was the night of my third game over attempt.

so yeah, i would have loved to have been aborted. i didnt ask to be here. i didnt ask to ruin the lives of all the people i did. and i should never have been forced to live like that or raise myself so someone could feel warm and fuzzy inside or whatever the fuck they make people have kids for. ive been here for over 20 years and ive done nothing. and im not posting this as some sympothy to get a 14yo ive never met to reply "youre important to me :)" ive literally done nothing. im no longer in danger of hurting myself after all these years, but i can honestly say i really did wish i had just been aborted.

[dopefishthingcowboy]

Fanfic : underfell sans omo

Sans was having the worst time of a car ride he need to use the restroom. Every time the car makes one bump he releases a bit of piss papyrus on the other hand was with a smiling he was happy that sans was going to learn his lesson and as punishment he was to de treat like a baby. They have finally have gotten home sans rush to the bathroom but by running it had only made it worse to the point that he can not move he was just inside the bathroom and in front of the toilet but he papyrus was just gonna force him to pee whit out sans looking he turned on the fossett. Sans herd the water running it was making him want to release all the piss inside him after a couple of minutes he was crying he was about to release but it happened he had wetted his pants papyrus says in a mocking tone “ oh did the baby bones missed the potty~” sans was crying and again papyrus say in a mocking tone “ oh did baby bones needing diapers and a bath time if you  keep using the bathroom like a big boy you can have pull up’s~” . Sans looks at his brother and says b-*hic*bo-*sod’s*boss then papyrus felt guilt about what he said he turns on the bathtub and takes sans clothes off and puts him in sans was.... confused but just scrubs him self papyrus was still going to punish him but he is going to be sleeping with papyrus he got everything out and everything ready for sans he went to see sans out of the tud l go and pick him up and say AS YOU KNOW YOU WILL HAVE A PUNISHMENT AND THE PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOU WILL BE TREATED LIKE A BABY FOR 5 WEEKS sans nod in embarrassment AND YOU WILL HAVE TO SLEEP WITH ME UNDERSTAND ‘ yes boss’ l put him down and put the diaper on him and baby clothes he looks ashamed . l sigh and say SANS I AM DOING THIS SO YOU CAN HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER YOU BLADDER AND K DONT WHAT YOU TO GET A INFECTION NOW DO WE AND THIS IS THE SIXTIES TIME OK he says ok pap sowwy he says in a baby talk l put him down for a nap .

Hey l will continue this fanfic and the story so I hope you read this bye

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

I feel like everyones read/heard the ‘woe is me’ and ‘landlords evil, me innocent’ stories

I wonder what you guys would think if you heard some from our perspective. The amount of people my mom extended great generosity too- that took advantage of her, lived in her homes while not paying till the cops had to drag them out, as they left a hoarders house where they didnt care to pack their kids memories up.

Some people steal everything on their way out, stoves, pipes, doesn’t matter. But they still leave behind all their shit. They were cooking drugs and they didnt want to leave behind evidence they were tied too. That or they owe my mom so much and are so far into an eviction that they sell the copper pipes in the house they literally dont own. They try to sell things they didnt bring because they feel ‘cheated’ by the landlord.

Single moms who promised they would not take advantage of her reduced rent rates (specially for them) and then when they couldnt make the rent my mom was lenient until (every single time) they took advantage of her. No matter how my mom approached people, they always stopped payment eventually and would tell her ‘next month, i have kids you cant kick me out :)’ next follow up is answered with a vicious ‘youre a bitch if you kick me out for non payment, i live here, i have kids, you bitch slumlord, awful person, fuck you’ so weve herd it. You cant say it anymore than its already said. These are actually the nicer interactions as far as humanity goes.

I guess its hard to understand because you guys have never cleaned up dead dogs buried under hoarding debris in a backyard, still chained to the stake in the ground. The people just stopped caring for them and then dumped their hoarding garbage on top of their pets corpses. Still fucking chained to the ground where they dropped. White decaying dog shit still piled everywhere.

I know, fucking grim. But this is NORMAL STUFF tenants leave behind. Normal behavior people display. Normally its an entire house full of furniture/broken kids toys/food containers/shit filled toilets that havnt been flushed because they stopped paying their other bills long before they got kicked out/holes in walls/writing all over the walls/broken windows/full fridges/molded sinks/molded bathtubs/wet carpet/animal poop and piss inside/whatever nasty thing you can imagine. Ive cleaned it all. One person let their animals pee so much, ill never forget, the carpet squished when you stepped on it, yellow pools around your shoes. All the way into the bedroom/around the bed. With a path of newspapers they were clearly walking on to help with the soaked floors.

Ive cleaned homes where im throwing away childrens birth certificates, school projects, family pictures, school backpacks filled like the kid was about to take it, toys, family memorabilia. Why? Because this is the 3rd house this month that looks like that. The parents left all this, all different reasons. One house i remember was because the dad abused the mother (she called my mom to explain why she wouldnt make this months rent-no husband=no income for her) and after a month she couldnt afford the place/her kids on her own anymore so she dropped her kids off at foster care and refused to come pick up anything else. The house was left like they would be right back. Told my mom ‘fuck it— dump it all’. As im holding her childs drawing of ‘mommy daddy me and brother’ reading all their family photo albums. It broke me. One was because they were a ‘nice family’ running a drug house and using their kids to make them look innocent. When arrested they left everything and we cant just hold stuff forever. The house smelled of meth, the stove was black with chemicals and smoke.

We had tenants build homes and sheds on our properties. We got a call from Riverside PD because 15 people were living in our home! 15!!!! A 2 bedroom home!!! They had built rooms in the garage, they closed the patio in and built all kinds of illegal additions. Did they pay to take them back down??? And the city fine that came with it?

You know who pays that fine? The landlord.

You know who halls away all your junk? The landlord.

You know who pays the city when you leave the yard a mess and the neighbors calls the city on you and they fine you for the mess? The fucking landlord.

You know who pays for you to live in your home for free when you default payment and refuse to vacate? The landlord.

You know who pays to hall away all that hazardous material in the garage from your drug making operation? Yep.

You can pretend like youre the best tenant ever, but let me tell you, people are mostly garbage humans. You get desensitized to how awful people really are. This isnt a landlord/rent problem, this is a people problem. This is people not being paid enough. This is mental illness. This is drug use. This is poverty. This is the great america weve built. People choose between water/food/or shelter everyday. This is the society you ignore when you make your statements about rent being too high. You can not save all these people one by one. What is that thing you guys apply so heavily to cops? One bad apple spoils the whole bunch? One bad landlord makes em all look bad. Now how does 80% of tenants being bad apples look. But im sure your friend/family is super innocent and the landlord actually sucks ;)

[maytwentyfourthtwothousandeleven]

Genuinely just thinking about the conditions I live in makes me want to punch a wall.

We have tons and tons of old boxes and furniture just sitting on the porch instead of them being taken to the dump, I have been asking for 2 years for my dad to drive us to the dump and we still haven't.

There's an old mattress just leaning against the wall in a room and the dog just pisses on it and it's been there for months, the litter box gets cleaned but around it doesn't. I don't clean the litter box so I don't usually go and look at it(it's behind a coffee table that has a bunch of useless shit on it) my mom doesn't tell me that I should clean over there and I look today and there's just piles of cat shit all around it.

I am the only one to sweep or mop anywhere in the house. I do dishes the 3 days a week I don't work(2 days when I go to school and aren't working)

I scrub the floors and the bathroom and the bathtub and mat. I dust and take out the trash and clean the stove and the sink.

I'm the only one who washes the dog and cleans his pee.

The toilet tank bolts leaked for half a year and lowkey flooded my room and my room only. Half of my furniture, books, and stuff is ruined.

I dont have the money to replace it and no one has helped me. The toilet isn't even fixed theres just a bucket under it now. My room is dry but the walls still mold over.

GUESS HOW OLD I AM? GUESS!!

IM FUCKING SEVENTEEN

I cant drive I have like 3 friends and I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.

I cant do this anymore

I'm so fucking tired of this shit

Two of my adult siblings live in the house one has a job so I don't expect her to be helping out with anything but money issues but my brother doesn't do anything but play games in his room all day. He doesn't and has never even offered to help.

When I move out I don't know if I'll ever see these people again I'm that fucking upset.

[darthputa]

cats rule bc u dont need to train them to not pee all over the house

cats suck bc they poop and piss in a box u have to put somewhere in ur house and if u have a picky cat like mine who refuses to use the box if theres one dookie in it, they decide to use the bathtub as their toilet