#they'd get court marshaled but they'd love it XD

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(At some fancy Navy /Dignitary dinner that Ice is a VIP Guest at (and is speaking)

Speaker:...I'd like to welcome to the podium now, a very special guest, 4-Star Admiral and Commander of the Pacific Fleet - Admiral Tom "Iceman" Kazansky.

(Everyone in the room applauds as Ice steps over to the podium)

Group in the back: NERD

Iceman(sighs):...Thank you for your introduction Senator. I'd also like to thank my husband, Captain Pete Mitchell, and the rest of our original TOPGUN class from 1986 for being here tonight...