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The way this is worded makes it sound like giraffes are extinct.






Although they bear a resemblance to zebras, okapis are actually the only living relative of the giraffe.
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how to make me a soft melt puddle of affection: call me “baby”, “angel”, “sweetheart”, “babydoll” or all of the above
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its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
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Have a bunch of pics of me and Kane ❤ The necklace he got for me and it’s the ASL sign for “I Love You.”
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Gone For Too Long
I have been gone for a LOOOONG time. Time for a supafast (It won’t be cause I love a good rambling) update! I’m not entirely sure when I stopped being online so I’ll try to fill in the gap best I can.
•School: I’m currently in my second year of college, taking 17 credits (over full time). I even took a Summer quarter class (and I’m very glad I did, but more on that later). I am getting straight-As and it’s hard work, but I love learning! (This is why I haven’t been online by the way, so much work to do!) I’m working towards becoming a doctor and if I continue on my current path, that path won’t be a problem for me, and I can start helping people who need me! I’m currently in the process of applying to Washington State University (WSU).
•ASL: I felt this deserved its own bulletpoint because ASL (American Sign Language) is such a huge and integral part of my life. This is not only because I love the language, but also because of the amazing people that I’ve met in the time I’ve been learning the language at the college level. I’m currently in ASL 4, which means this is my 4th quarter in the class. I took my Summer quarter class in ASL 3, which is where I met my wonderful boyfriend!
•Kane: I’m gonna gush a little here so don’t mind me. I met Kane during the Summer ASL class and we’ve been together ever since! He’s amazing! He is a CODA (Child of Deaf Adults) and he has two Deaf parents who are absolutely wonderful! They love me and I love them, which feels amazing! They always want me to come over for dinner or go watertubing in Leavenworth (beautiful German-style town) with them or however else they can spend time with me. Kane is ALSO amazing. He’s sweet and caring without being clingy. He lets me have my space because he knows I like my alone time, without being distant. He’s a top memelord and loves cats as much as I do (which is hard, because I REALLY love cats). He is one of the top students in his graduating class, taking an extra period class during the day as well as 4 AP classes. He is also on the cross country and swim teams. He is also going to WSU with me, and in fact has gotten a scholarship from them for his academic excellence. He is basically a male version of myself, and understands me completely. We don’t argue or bicker, and we can talk freely without judgement. He is basically perfect, and I am completely in love with him. I’ll be sure to post a selfie or something soon.
•Kylo Ren: I GOT A NEW KITTY!!!!!! He is 2 months old and his name is Kylo Ren. He loves cuddles and hopping around. He’s so cute! I’ll post a picture of him soon too.
•Other: I’ve been going to the gym 5 days a week for the past few months and I feel absolutely amazing!
So that’s about it and you’re all caught up! Now back to posting (unless I get distracted again)! ❤❤❤
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Children playing with Barbies in media: “This is Sally. She’s the mommy. She loves fashion, swimming, and she drives a convertible! She has a baby with Ken and sometimes they kiss.” OR “Look, I ripped Barbie’s head off! Ha ha ha! I’m a boy.”
Children playing with Barbies in real life: “This is Aurora, the fallen goddess of the sky. She has been banished from her kingdom and bound to a mortal body by her sister, who rose to power by human sacrifices. She now leads an army of cannibal water spirits who eat men. Sometimes they have orgies. They dismembered a traitor and keep her head on a Popsicle stick as a warning to others. Aurora can turn into a wolf and uses battle magic to paralyze her enemies. The king of the stuffed animals developed rabies and she had to slay him to save his people, but they do not understand that it was an act of mercy and kindness and are sending assassins after her for regicide. This is Aurora’s soulmate, Crystal, but her soul is trapped in a gemstone while an evil spirit pilots her body and attempts to murder her friends.”
#ok but like#all my barbies had orgies#i didnt even know wtf it was#i was just like yes this is fun#fucken weird
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when u drink tap water from a city uve never been
#i just need to say that California water is fucking gross ok#disgusting#i went on a week long trip there and almost ended up dehydrated#and one of the people on the trip with me decided to buy us all bottled water#and they bought fucking arrowhead#which is made and bottled in California#and tastes exactly like gross fucking California water#worst week ever#fuck California water
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My fucken mom uses this font

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I spent over $25 at a store so I got it for free.
How are you lgbt?
I sent an application in and got accepted
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I don't know wtf this is about. The movie had nothing to do with mansplaining at all! Men and women had equal footing, both genders messing up every once in a while like people do. Both genders had some emotional problems that they need/ed to work through. These articles are crazy, I'm not sure what movie they were watching, but it certainly wasn't the same movie I watched. I thought the movie was excellent, and worth a watch.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Offers the Harsh Condemnation of Mansplaining We Need in 2017 - Vanity Fair
Wait, what? This article can’t really be that cringy, can i-

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No one, either feminist or anti-feminist, SJW or anti-SJW, otherkin or anti-otherkin, truscum, tucute, NO ONE
deserves to be harassed. No one deserves to have their inbox flooded with hate messages. No one deserves to be told to kill themselves or that they deserve rape or death.
This website is full of people with differing opinion. Disputes will come out. NO ONE deserves to be abused.
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I mean Jesus also told a group of angry men not to throw stones at an "adulteress" (which probably meant prostitute). I think Jesus was generally anti-people throwing stones. He even said, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Which is nobody. So basically he just said "Yo let's maybe not throw rocks and each other k thanks." The whole thing was don't judge people for their actions, because we've all done bad stuff, and don't be a hypocrite.

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I thought they died cause nobody realized you're supposed to wear helmets and knee pads like a skateboard or roller skates so a bunch of kids got hurt so parents stopped buying them
why did heelys die why were we so afraid of progress
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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
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i can’t stop laughing
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Her back is a legit 90° angle tho
you can say whatever you want to praise xenoblade 2, this picture has the power to make any argument about this game invalid.
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