#they're actually the two squishiest people in the world ....

[jisungshotfirst]

... u have no fcking clue how sad I am .....

[uddermyname]

can we get a top, bottom, switch list? i'm curious to see what dynamics you see with the twst cast.

i just assume them all being roughly 17 that they're all so horny and willing to experiment with anything it doesn't matter. these are high school age boys we're talking about. a hole is a hole. i firmly believe they've all used magic to jerk off till they go blind for the day

ace - my baseline for the cast. the closest to being straight in the entire world. imagines himself topping and daydreams of doing it with a girl but i mean he's likely ended up on the bottom of the ass hierarchy but idk if he'd like it more than topping

deuce - like his mom told him that to get a baby you have sex but i don't think she went into detail so i don't think deuce knows too much. his best trait is his inexperience after all but he still cranks it like a regular boy. he would go for top cuz he doesn't know there's other ways and he can rut someone like a pig but he'd be down for bottoming cuz it's now a challenge. lifts legs spreads ass yelling bring it on before his back gets blown out. he has a slapable ass thank u track club deuce card

trey - a normal guy with a perfectly normal life. he's probs considered the aspect of bottoming but since he's a bit taller and i headcanon less flexible he doesn't think it'll be for him. only if the right guy comes along. i think he's more aware of what he's okay with being the sensible guy so tops more

cater - two older sisters and constantly moving has probably made him a master at the two minute wank. maybe being on his own for the first time has allowed his freak to fly. wants to actually enjoy the act. has tons of colorful toys and good recommendations. likes his hair tugged

riddle - guy is so pent up the second he touched his weewee as a kid his mom scolded him so hard he's certain if he ever saw it erect his mom would cut it off. the kind to hump his pillow and then get an ulcer from hiding it. fandom sees him as a huge bottom which he is but with azul i like to see him be the top simply cuz i make azul the bigger bottom a la bias. the guy's had it rough. let him have a little bussy. as a treat. like. 98% bottom 2% top with azul

leona - probably bottoms more than people think and is a pillow princess about it. either make him cum or leave him alone. if he tops tho you're not walking right. only cool kids can touch it tho

jack - has a knot because yeah. since he's big like trey probs always assumed he'd be on top but i think out of respect he'd let leona and/or ruggie do him

ruggie - i feel it started early. selling his mouth out for food or money and only progressed through school. more of a bottom cuz of it tho i feel might've dreamed of topping leona only to get violently corrected. i thing he'd like to top just a little more but most guys want to be the top so he just bends over and gives you his rates

azul - tho i like bottom azul more than the blue in the sky i will also admit he and the twins are deplorable freaks who have tried every hole, position, and fantasy they could physically get away with. he's slid his mackerel inside which is a pretty high honor tbh. ends up bottoming just cuz he's stretchiest and squishiest and his bussy is top tier. i don't think he's had his virginity since he was 12. would probably love to top riddle tho and show him the joys of the flesh

jade and floyd - puts them together because it's basically the same: whatever gets them the nut. topping is just easier for it but if azul's busy or they're feeling that special brotherly connection only brothers can then someone's gotta bottom

kalim - i feel he just orgies all day every day so something's going in and out from every hole like the dorm bike. topping and bottoming are more like constraints when after all everyone can feel good together

jamil - a guy who wants to top but is made to bottom his entire life his dickus has never once entered another body. it's funnier like that. i bet if he ever did get get the chance he'd automatically get himself ready to bottom cuz of muscle memory. the only guy who offered to bottom for him was azul and his balls shriveled away in protest

epel - wants to top. has not topped. will never top. MAYBE jack, as a present for his birthday i guess but his meat isn't getting past those cheeks. vil f/ucks him daily both physically and mentally to keep him in his place.

rook - my perception of rook was altered thanks to hent/ai so it's more gratifying to see him bottom. like he can probably top easily but there's something fun about making him the prey instead of the predator. would bottom for the beautiful vil and niege

vil - lol sorry pibbles but vil feels funner as a top. commanding others to suck and take it is fun. has trained rook and epel on his dong and many others. tho of course finds no issue with bottoming either just not the 100% uke idea

idia - freakass has ruined every hole with technology and homemade masturbatory aids. his personality is very submissive but he's got a pretty big ego and i feel he'd slip into the protag-he/ntai enthusiast easily and prefer topping but really wants to live out every single nhen/tai comic he has bookmarked which is in the thousands. tops for azul cuz someone has to and that ass is too thick not to

ortho - he can do it all. the tightest snatch reduce your stick to atoms like a coinpresser or a dong wider than a horse's. idk who he'd do it with but he's prepared for every scenario with equal enthusiasm he just likes seeing the other party happy

lilia - has probs done more war crimes and noncons than you think but grandpa's joints are old and prefers bottoming now. feel similar to venti of being a cute femboy but then whips out a massive hog and teaches you a lesson of not underestimating your elders

silver - idk about him much frankly but if hes just going to lay there sleeping then he's just asking for it. sleeping beauty time

sebek - despite his size and strength probably has saved his v-card for malleus and malleus alone in which he will most likely bottom. idk about him either

malleus - has been served v-cards on a silver platter and lilia likely taught him a thing or two but idk if the prince of briar valley's even been the one taken to poundtown. i know leona would want to take him but if yuu asked really nicely i think he'd allow it too

[smittenbyschmidt]

Oh hello I'm the anon who's asks are getting eaten up 😂 I'm also the anon who sent the ask about the nct members so I also want to know which mutual/anon is most similar to which seventeen member personality wise? Not because they're their bias 😅 just curious

haha, Hello again, love!!! Okay…. I’ll try to go by personality this time 😂

❤️ @scoupsadaisy : Like I said with the NCT ask, Jazz is a total and complete sweetheart / squish. I stand by that 100%. 💖 So, I’m going to say that Jazz is quite similar to Soonyoung. Hoshi is literally the squishiest, sweetest boy and he’s an actual angel. Jazz, also being an actual angel, is very similar in that way. 🤧

❤️ @the-maskedlady: my bby Baz, to me, is quite similar to… wait for it… Jeonghan. Now, i’m not saying this because he is her bias, i’m saying this because they are LITERALLY both evil angels. (😊😊) haha, but I’d also say that she’s quite similar to, maybe in a way, Chan?? because Chan is a sweetheart that I want to protect, and so is Baz. ❤️

❤️ @supercriminalwolf: Alyssa reminds me of Wonwoo in the sense that they are both very thoughtful and wise. 🤔 ((but she also reminds me of Seokmin a bit, because they are both rays of sunshine??? and they both have smiles that could save the world???)) ☀️❤️

❤️ @maetaamong: Kiki reminds me of Hoshi, because they are both really bubbly and sweet and funny!! She also kind of reminds me of Jun, because he’s another ray of sunshine, and honestly so is Kiki. 💕

❤️ @kookiexdae: Ela reminds me of Hansol in a way, because they are both really sweet and kind hearted, but really cool and funny. 💕

❤️ @rosecheol: Haley is hilarious. and so is Seungkwan. These two funny bby’s just know how to make people smile (which I absolutely adore), and they’re also both just so kind hearted and sassy. 💝

❤️ @xuhoon: In a way, Chloe reminds me of an overexcited puppy (I’ve seen you talk about Disney, Chloe… you are in love with that place❣️), so because of that, she low-key kind of reminds me of Mingyu, aka the definition of overexcited puppy. However, she also reminds me of Seungkwan, in a way, because they are both so bubbly and funny. 💗

❤️ @1of1woo: Mimi low-key reminds me of Minghao, and here’s my reason. At first glance of Minghao, you may think he’s a bit “intimidating” at first glance (lol i’m picturing pre-debut minghao lolol), and some people used to find Mimi to be intimidating when she had her old tumblr theme?? But, IRL??? they are both the sweetest, most adorable angels ever?? 💕

❤️ lizzie anon: Lizzie anon reminds me of Jihoon in a sense? He’s kinda tough and quiet, but is also a total cutie pie, who is just an absolute sweetie, and so is Lizzie anon. 💝

❤️ peach anon: Peachy reminds me of Seokmin because he is an actual ray of sunshine, and so is peachy baby. ☀️🤧💖

YOU’RE ALL RAYS OF SUNSHINE, OKAY JUST GO WITH IT. ☀️